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Old July 28th 03, 01:04 AM
Brave New Worm
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Fred J. McCall wrote in
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Another fool heard from ... and eliminated.

plonk

Brave New Worm wrote:

:No that would be the Americans and the British, as far as chemcial and
:biological weapons are concerned...



Putting your fingers in your ears doesn't change the fact that the US and
UK armed Saddam Hussein...

But I do admire your sheep mentality.

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Old July 28th 03, 04:24 PM
Richard Bell
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In article nk.net,
Terrence Daniels wrote:

Best plan for Osama is simply to ventilate him with an entire magazine of
7.62 NATO. As for burial... Plant him six inches under the doorstep of the
women's bathroom in whatever new building they put up at the WTC site. On
the inner side of the doorway. Face up.


What did the ladies do to deserve this?

Why not just print their faces on alternate panels of rolls of toilet paper,
so they can symbolically kiss your ass and lick it clean?


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Old July 28th 03, 08:25 PM
Terrence Daniels
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"Richard Bell" wrote in message
...
In article nk.net,
Terrence Daniels wrote:

Best plan for Osama is simply to ventilate him with an entire magazine of
7.62 NATO. As for burial... Plant him six inches under the doorstep of

the
women's bathroom in whatever new building they put up at the WTC site. On
the inner side of the doorway. Face up.


What did the ladies do to deserve this?


sigh

OK, quick course in Osama (think hard):

-He's a mysognist
-He's an egotistical terrorist with a Mohammed complex (tell me that's not
true, I won't believe you)
-He's all about being a strict fundie Muslim

Which means he'd want some kind of proper,
so-humble-he-automatically-becomes-great kind of burial where he could be
regarded as a hero and all that ****. He fully expects to go down in
history. Burying him shallow in an anonymous, "undignified" place such as a
bathroom, especially a women's bathroom (he hung out with the Taliban, which
means he really respects the ladies), especially an AMERICAN women's
bathroom where his little ****stick minions committed "Holy Tuesday," would
be an insult just short of drowning him in pig's blood and then feeding him
to hogs, or cutting his head off and burying it face-down inside the body of
a pig. Clear?

If we kill him, nobody has to know. Hell, it would be good just as a rumor.
If/when we ever get him, that's the lie we should spread by word-of-mouth up
in the Pakistan/Afghan border area. Maybe we've already shot him to pieces
and dumped him in a bucket of shark chum off the back end of a carrier
somewhere, but we can spread the rumor that he's buried in some ungodly
manner. The Arab world loves a good conspiracy theory, let's give them one
that serves our purposes.

Am I bigoted? In his case... You bet. Fight fire with fire and don't let up
until no member of Al-Queda sucks air on this planet. Anything we can do to
**** them off and make them lose their cool and screw up is one more
advantage for us.


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Old July 29th 03, 12:24 AM
Greg D. Moore \(Strider\)
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"Terrence Daniels" wrote in
message thlink.net...

"Richard Bell" wrote in message
...
In article nk.net,
Terrence Daniels wrote:

Best plan for Osama is simply to ventilate him with an entire magazine

of
7.62 NATO. As for burial... Plant him six inches under the doorstep of

the
women's bathroom in whatever new building they put up at the WTC site.

On
the inner side of the doorway. Face up.


What did the ladies do to deserve this?


sigh

OK, quick course in Osama (think hard):

-He's a mysognist
-He's an egotistical terrorist with a Mohammed complex (tell me that's not
true, I won't believe you)
-He's all about being a strict fundie Muslim


I think we all got that. The point is, why offend the women who have
nothign to do with him.


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Old July 29th 03, 01:56 PM
Richard Bell
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In article nk.net,
Terrence Daniels wrote:

"Richard Bell" wrote in message
...
In article nk.net,
Terrence Daniels wrote:

Best plan for Osama is simply to ventilate him with an entire magazine of
7.62 NATO. As for burial... Plant him six inches under the doorstep of

the
women's bathroom in whatever new building they put up at the WTC site. On
the inner side of the doorway. Face up.


What did the ladies do to deserve this?


sigh

OK, quick course in Osama (think hard):


[Long diatribe of someone preaching to the choir about how ObL deserves
something truly ignominious for a burial deleted]

You completely missed the crux of my question: What did the ladies do to
deserve having ObL buried under their restroom?

They are not guys, while we might think it cool to etch his face onto the
bottom of all urinals to allow us to truly express our opinion of him, women
might be put off from using the washroom, which gives him undeserved power
from beyond the grave. Have you expressed this suggestion to any of your
lady friends?

If he must be buried under a restroom, it should be a Men's room with a
urinal that can only be used while facing Mecca, and it should be between
him and Mecca. As for burying him in a pig carcass, it does not go far
enough. His body should be processed into pigfeed, and the fed pig should
be placed in his grave, along with all the resulting **** (or is that what
you meant?).


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Old July 30th 03, 05:26 AM
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Terrence Daniels wrote:

Best plan for Osama is simply to ventilate him with an entire magazine of
7.62 NATO.


Hmmm . . . I say we give him a full sex change operation (videotaping
all procedures and results), dress him in skimpy bikini with "I ****ed
Mohammed and all I got was the clap" tattooed to his stomach in proper
arabic calligraphy, and turn him loose in whatever passes for a largish
Afghan community.

After the ensuing festivities, supply villagers with videotape.

And VCR.

Oh, and Television.

And Generator.

Cheers,
Kent
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Old August 1st 03, 11:45 PM
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In article , JSH517 wrote:
2 things here, 1, what the hell does saddams boys have to do with the shuttle
program? and 2 ,, Who the F### gives a **** if they are dead


1. Beats me, I wondered the same thing.
2. I care about as much for their welfare as I do that of the US
terrorists currently occupying Iraq. Not at all.

Steve
 




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