Astronomy is EVIL, the DEVIL invented it !

Astronomy is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like astronomy, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this ultimate evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Astronomy is evil, studying it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches study astronomy.And heretics and witches shall BURN !