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Old January 23rd 04, 04:43 AM
nine thirty
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"Darkwing Duck" wrote in message
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"nine thirty" wrote in message
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Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )


Is this Sollog or Sean David Morton?

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The Duck


How dare you! Why I'll have you know that I
graduated Magna Carta Laude in Astropsychology
and Neralenthrophy from the Farmers University
Of Central Kentucky (Ole **** U.)

To compare *my* credentials to those two
recipients of the Eric Cartman UFO Anyl
Probe is the act of a sheer madman.

And for this, you will never get to see the Mars Rover
Soundstage in that secret underground base located
beneath a nearby Native American Gaming Casino and your
lifetime pass to Disney's Epcot Centre is hereby revoked.

Sollog or Morton.......INDEED!

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Old January 23rd 04, 05:41 AM
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On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 17:05:53 -0500, "nine thirty"
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Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )




Something to do with his 19.5 degree nonsense, and of course
a cover up of all the machinery he sees.





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Old January 23rd 04, 05:43 AM
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On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 18:16:36 -0500, No Name For You
wrote:

nine thirty wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )


This hyper-dimensional 19.5 degree attack from the Sun has nothing to do
with creativity buckaroo! Check these factoids:
http://sec.noaa.gov/rt_plots/satenvBL_200401222251.gif
http://spaceweather.com/swpod2004/22...mer1_strip.jpg

It is obvious that MER-A has triggered some form of interplanetary defense
mechanism that is now blasting Mars (and Earth) with X-Rays and energized
proton matter fields. Earth is mostly protected by our strong magnetic
field (Van Allen Belt), Mars does not have a similar field and unprotected
objects such as MER will be fried under such intense radiation.

Go read spaceweather pal and you'll see that another blast is scheduled to
hit Mars shortly after MER-B is scheduled to impact. They are in deep ****.

No jokes, no hoax, just science.


I think your tin foil hat is askew.




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Old January 23rd 04, 06:26 AM
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"nine thirty" wrote in message
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PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?


Hoagieland told Ned Flanders this evening
that an "Intellegence Source" said that a
BLACK BUDGET US GOVT. AGENCY
hacked into and shut down the Mars Rover
because: "...NASA strayed too far off
the pre-programmed course and risked
revealing sensitive info".

(we knew it all along, Bin Laden, Elvis and Saddam
are all on Mars)

What would we ever do without Richard Conspiracy Hoagland ???

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Old January 23rd 04, 08:47 AM
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On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 22:11:44 -0500, "Darkwing Duck"
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:


"nine thirty" wrote in message
sgroups.com...
Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )




Is this Sollog or Sean David Morton?


Does it really matter?
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Old January 23rd 04, 02:04 PM
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If that NASA guy did not use a word I never heard of,and said in plain
English words like glitch bug,,big problem or Sprint is ****ed up I
would feel better. He proved himself to be a true NASA man( coning the
public) If the Spirit does not get back on line(respond) NASA will never
know why. Bert.

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Old January 23rd 04, 02:21 PM
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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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If that NASA guy did not use a word I never heard of,and said in plain
English words like glitch bug,,big problem or Sprint is ****ed up I
would feel better. He proved himself to be a true NASA man( coning the
public) If the Spirit does not get back on line(respond) NASA will never
know why. Bert.


"We know that we have had a very serious anomaly on the vehicle," said Pete
Theisinger, manager of the $400 million Spirit mission. - from CNN.com
"Our ability to determine exactly what has happened has been limited by our
inability to receive telemetry from the vehicle," he told reporters
Thursday. - from CNN.com

What is more plain english then that?


BV.
www.iheartmypond.com


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Old January 23rd 04, 02:57 PM
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In article , \\The Commentator//
wrote:

nine thirty wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?


PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )


The marks have not sent Hoaxie enough money yet.


You called it.

His whiny voice was extra shrill last night as he begged for the
hoax-to-hoax rubes to grease his paypal account enough so that brave,
brave Sir Dr. Richard CEEE Hoagland can continue the crusade by holding
a press conference in Wash. D.C. that will expose The Bad Guys.


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Old January 23rd 04, 06:21 PM
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Nah, it had to make some popcorn for them? I'm sure we'll hear from
them soon?

Oh, sure, it all makes sense now. The reason for the Cold War? You
see if communism won, then you don't have to worry about patents and
monopolies?

Or maybe not? Who knows, how do you integrate knowledge into an
economy based on knowledge? Think about it, many economies are based
on intellectual property, and that would explain why you couldn't
share alien technology?

It's sort of like companies outsourcing their employees to different
countries. Just tell people that the money saved from that will
produce new products and technologies. Of course what you choose to
do during the time that the new employees overseas develop and make
those products is your damn problem if you loose your job.










"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote in message . ..
On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 22:11:44 -0500, "Darkwing Duck"
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:


"nine thirty" wrote in message
sgroups.com...
Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )




Is this Sollog or Sean David Morton?


Does it really matter?

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Old January 23rd 04, 07:24 PM
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"Carl R. Osterwald" wrote in message
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You called it.

His whiny voice was extra shrill last night as he begged for the
hoax-to-hoax rubes to grease his paypal account enough so that brave,
brave Sir Dr. Richard CEEE Hoagland can continue the crusade by holding
a press conference in Wash. D.C. that will expose The Bad Guys.


......how much would you bet that all those $$$ going into
that PayPal account is really going to Korean
"washy-wash girls" at some Massage Palour located
in a W. Hollywood or Compton CA strip mall...?

...the seedy ones that have adleast one Dollar Store, One Chinese
Takeout, one Check Cashing Agency and one Tobacco, News
and Lottery Agent Store, all located in the same one story tall block
of late-1960's rust stained concrete decaying storefront. : ) : )

.....gee folks, I mean can't you just imagine, Hoagie coming out of
"Madame Foo-Foo's Oriental Masseuse" with a ****-eating
grin on his face, and holding the door an sayin hi to Jimmy Swaggart
or Robert Tilton, who are on their way in ?

Glub Bless Amerika!

 




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