Alarming statistic on viewing the Transit of Venus

starman wrote:

I heard that heart failure is the most common cause of death.

No. Visiting a doctor is: 9 out of 10 persons saw a doctor
within 5 minutes before dying. ;-)

Carlos
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Chris.B wrote:

Matthew Ota wrote in message ...

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.


100% of those who didn't even know a transit was happening are also
dead!

No. 10 years ago, I didn't know a transit was happening, and
I'm still alive (there's a good explanation for my not knowing
that a transit was happening: it wasn't happening)

Carlos
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Bill Ferris wrote
100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

And everyone who watches the coming transit *will* die!

Does this mean the average human life-span is primarily regulated by
Venus transits?
Can I go back to eating junk food?

Denis
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DT
Replace nospam with the antithesis of hills

DT wrote:

Bill Ferris wrote

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

And everyone who watches the coming transit *will* die!

Does this mean the average human life-span is primarily regulated by
Venus transits?
Can I go back to eating junk food?

Denis

Denis:

Eating junk food? Absolutely! I have a friend who ate
a Snickers (!!!) and he is still alive.

- Alex

Eating junk food? Absolutely! I have a friend who ate
a Snickers (!!!) and he is still alive.

- Alex

WOW---some guys just lead lucky lives!

Well, I'm still intending to try to catch a glimpse of the last few
minutes of the transit anyway. Like Woody Allen, I'm not afraid of
dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Marty

Matthew Ota wrote in message ...
I ran across the extremely alarming statistic related to the transit
of Venus. Since I deal with statistics daily, and charts don't lie,
I felt it was imperative that I share this scientific fact with you.
You can then decide if you wish to risk viewing the Venus transit on
June 8th. So here it is:

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

Now, all the research is not in yet as to the attribute that caused
this overwhelming statistic, and the attributes need to be more
extensively studied for assignable cause, but I felt everyone should
be forewarned.

"Choose wisely"

Matthew Ota


It was not the viewing of the transit that caused the death of those
people. It was their refusal to accept the fact that the ancients knew
about the sidereal orbits of planets. Just as all of us today who do
not follow the teachings of the Right Reverend Rabbi Doctor Min will
one day find ourselves dead.

From the Pacific Northwest waiting for 2012,
James King

I just don't want to be there when it happens.

2 hours of morphine drip takes care of that.

-Stephen Paul

"Bill Ferris" wrote in message
...
100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

And everyone who watches the coming transit *will* die!

You know for a fact no one will announce a fountain
of youth breakthrough elixer tomorrow. g

--
Hilton Evans
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ChemPen Chemical Structure Software
http://www.chempensoftware.com

Not for those who lie down on railroad tracks and wait for the Metroliner...

"starman" wrote in message
...
Matthew Ota wrote:

I ran across the extremely alarming statistic related to the transit
of Venus. Since I deal with statistics daily, and charts don't lie,
I felt it was imperative that I share this scientific fact with you.
You can then decide if you wish to risk viewing the Venus transit on
June 8th. So here it is:

100% of those who viewed the last transit of Venus are dead.

Now, all the research is not in yet as to the attribute that caused
this overwhelming statistic, and the attributes need to be more
extensively studied for assignable cause, but I felt everyone should
be forewarned.

"Choose wisely"

Matthew Ota

I heard that heart failure is the most common cause of death.


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