Israelies want Warhol

The IDF today announced that their primary target is not Hamas, but one lone
nutjob who goes by the name of Warhol. "We believe he is holed up somewhere
in the Gaza strip, and if necessary,we intend to go door to door to flush
him out." Stated Gen. Ibin Abban, yesterday to the Swedish News Agency,
Chalkzone. "We will stop at nothing. So if you see a berobed, turban headed
figure scampering around and if he is carrying an old laptop with a modem
wire hanging in the dirt, let us know immediately." The Israel Defense
Forces then proceeded to send in ground forces mere hours after issuing this
tersely worded statement.

All I got to say is, "Good going Warhol - now you've really done it!"