The Apollo Moon Hoax FAQ v4.1 November 2003

Does anyone else get the idea that most of the questions in these sorts of
FAQs have really never been asked at all? I can make FAQs, too.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so darn good looking?
A: Proper hygiene and an active imagination in front of the mirror.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so much smarter than me?
A: Because I'm a scientist.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so loved by all?
A: I'd have to attribute that to my humility.

Q: Greg Hansen, how can I become more like you?
A: Stop picking your nose in public, for starters.


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"Let us learn to dream, gentlemen, then perhaps we shall find the
truth... But let us beware of publishing our dreams before they have been
put to the proof by the waking understanding." -- Friedrich August Kekulé

Gregory L. Hansen wrote:

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Let me guess.

Slow day?

In article , (Gregory L. Hansen) writes:
Does anyone else get the idea that most of the questions in these sorts of
FAQs have really never been asked at all? I can make FAQs, too.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so darn good looking?
A: Proper hygiene and an active imagination in front of the mirror.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so much smarter than me?
A: Because I'm a scientist.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so loved by all?
A: I'd have to attribute that to my humility.

Q: Greg Hansen, how can I become more like you?
A: Stop picking your nose in public, for starters.

Good going:-))

Mati Meron | "When you argue with a fool,
| chances are he is doing just the same"

(Gregory L. Hansen) wrote in message ...

Does anyone else get the idea that most of the questions in these sorts of
FAQs have really never been asked at all?

Perhaps you speak of science FAQ's. But I came across an interesting
hole in the FAQ of a cut-rate ISP. Do you provide space on a web
server as a service? One can only answer this, in the negative, by an
exhaustive search on their pages which fails to turn up any info. I
guess theirs was a "FAQWAWL" (frequently asked questions whose answers
we like). Questions whose answers we don't like aren't "questions".

Edward Green responded to The Hansen FAQ:

Does anyone else get the idea that most of the questions in these
sorts of FAQs have really never been asked at all?

Perhaps you speak of science FAQ's. But I came across an interesting
hole in the FAQ of a cut-rate ISP. Do you provide space on a web
server as a service? One can only answer this, in the negative, by
an exhaustive search on their pages which fails to turn up any info.
I guess theirs was a "FAQWAWL" (frequently asked questions whose
answers we like). Questions whose answers we don't like aren't
"questions".

Do they have giraffes available for rent? Do they give a new
car to each customer switching from another ISP? Do I have a
clean pair of sox I can wear tomorrow?

-- Jeff, frequently asking questions in Minneapolis

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In article ,
(Gregory L. Hansen) wrote:
Does anyone else get the idea that most of the questions in these sorts of
FAQs have really never been asked at all? I can make FAQs, too.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so darn good looking?
A: Proper hygiene and an active imagination in front of the mirror.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so much smarter than me?
A: Because I'm a scientist.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so loved by all?
A: I'd have to attribute that to my humility.

Q: Greg Hansen, how can I become more like you?
A: Stop picking your nose in public, for starters.

ROTFLMAO.

It's gotta be those sunspots.

/BAH

Subtract a hundred and four for e-mail.

(Gregory L. Hansen) wrote in message ...

Q: Greg Hansen, how can I become more like you?
A: Stop picking your nose in public, for starters.

This is entirely relevant: http://boogerfetish.com/booger-eaters.html

-Mark Martin

"Nathan Jones" wrote in message
...

Nancy is that you?

--
-Randy (OF+)
'Up the stairs.
Into the fire.'