Russian Astronauts handle explosives on daring spacewalk, whileAmerican chills inside.

"Hans Metterling" wrote in message
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On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:49:44 GMT, "captain."
wrote:



snip of bloviating insanity lagniappe


woah, now there's a new word for me.
so you think that his post is actually a small gift?
http://www.bartleby.com/61/80/L0018000.html

Infinitesimal...


well you know what they say: "it's not the gift but the thought that
counts..."


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6 shorts

6 handkerchiefs

has always puzzled scholars, principally because of the total absence of
socks.

-The Collected Laundry Lists of Hans Metterling, Vol. I, 437 pp., plus
xxxii-page introduction; indexed; $18.75,
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On Jul 11, 12:03*am, Hans Metterling
wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:41:10 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080711/.../space_station

*beginning of a telling, and chilling, excerpt from the article, for
fair use and public knowledge

Beginning of an idiot.fart from a xenophobic kook, you mean...

listen, mother ****er, meet me in the middle of the street and say
that. those astronauts are hardly bolt junkies, chump!


The lone American on board, Gregory Chamitoff, was inside the Soyuz
for the entire six-hour spacewalk in case an emergency required the
two Russians to join him in the capsule. Chamitoff took books, music
and a laptop computer with him to while away the time, and could hear
everything that was going on.

*end * * * * of exce rpt from the article, for fair use and public
knowledge

Yeah, the American just got to hang around inside and wile away inside
the Space Staton, while others did the real work. *Sure, some might
argue that it was the Russians' work to do, since it was their space
vehicle, but that argument would seem a bit infantile and vain.

Vain? Er, FYI, subliterate goober, an argument cannot be "vain." Read and
learn, goober. Or, better yet, have someone read it for you and explain it
to you using only very short words you have at least some chance of
comprehending.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/vain

Also FYI, sparky, the vast majority of people, and all of those with thumbs,
don't consider FACTS to be infantile. Just so you know...

Not to mention, you stupid mother****er, did you see this, from the very
same story you cite?

"Spacewalkers Sergei Volkov and Oleg Kononenko managed, in the end, to
safely disconnect the bolt from the Soyuz capsule that will be their ride
home this fall. They immediately slid it into a blast-proof container."

So, your point, you stupid mother****er, is you think the lone American, who
has ZERO knowledge of or experience with that particular Soyuz capsule and
will never fly in it, should have been out there fixing that which he knows
entirely not **** about instead of the astronauts TRAINED FOR YEARS on Soyuz
and who will actually be flying it home?

Are you really THAT ****ing stupid?

As difficult as it is to fathom, yes, it's entirely possible, even likely,
that you are.

Forget about rocket science, sparky. It jess ain't the raght feeled for
strategical-type jeans-yes like *yooza...

Jeebus Fracking Crisco...

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List No. 5

6 undershirts

6 shorts

6 handkerchiefs

has always puzzled scholars, principally because of the total absence of socks.

*-The Collected Laundry Lists of Hans Metterling, Vol. I, 437 pp., plus xxxii-page introduction; indexed; $18.75,
Venal & Sons

On Jul 11, 2:26*am, Hans Metterling
wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:18:04 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Jul 11, 12:03*am, Hans Metterling
wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:41:10 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080711/.../space_station

*beginning of a telling, and chilling, excerpt from the article, for
fair use and public knowledge

Beginning of an idiot.fart from a xenophobic kook, you mean...

listen, mother ****er, meet me in the middle of the street and say
that. *those astronauts are hardly bolt junkies, chump!

My, what a particularly clever and cogent retort. How masterfully you
refuted every point! Such style! Such bitiing wit! Why, I iz cut to da kwik,
iz I...

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The Metterling List

List No. 5

6 undershirts

6 shorts

6 handkerchiefs

has always puzzled scholars, principally because of the total absence of socks.

*-The Collected Laundry Lists of Hans Metterling, Vol. I, 437 pp., plus xxxii-page introduction; indexed; $18.75,
Venal & Sons

He got you chickened out, didn't he? You ever thought of being a
space station astronaut, Hans? You would fit right in, fella, after
you dropped, what I well imagine, is an extra 75 pounds or so!

On Jul 14, 6:56*pm, Hans Metterling
wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 17:52:48 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Jul 11, 2:26*am, Hans Metterling

you still mumbling incoherantly mumbling to yourself KKKKomrade Hans
Mettering?


wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:18:04 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Jul 11, 12:03*am, Hans Metterling
wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:41:10 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080711/.../space_station

*beginning of a telling, and chilling, excerpt from the article, for
fair use and public knowledge

Beginning of an idiot.fart from a xenophobic kook, you mean...

listen, mother ****er, meet me in the middle of the street and say
that. *those astronauts are hardly bolt junkies, chump!

My, what a particularly clever and cogent retort. How masterfully you
refuted every point! Such style! Such bitiing wit! Why, I iz cut to da kwik,
iz I...

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The Metterling List

List No. 5

6 undershirts

6 shorts

6 handkerchiefs

has always puzzled scholars, principally because of the total absence of socks.

*-The Collected Laundry Lists of Hans Metterling, Vol. I, 437 pp., plus xxxii-page introduction; indexed; $18.75,
Venal & Sons

He got you chickened out, didn't he? *You ever thought of being a
space station astronaut, Hans? *You would fit right in, fella, after
you dropped, what I well imagine, is an extra 75 pounds or so!

Wow, you really told me this time, boy, howdy!

Such style! Suck wit! Such well crafted prose and pithy bon mots! Such
inescapable logic and carefully crafted rhetoric!

I particularly enjoyed how you cleverly you quoted even the sig file,
allowing it to speak for itself rather than muddying up things with a
traditional inline response, or anything else providing a clue as to
context...

snicker

So, your point, genius, is over there in Subliteratemoronville, one must
weight 85 lbs or less to be an astronaut? Or is your point that you're a
moron?

FYI, the 1st seems a bit dubious, but the 2nd comes through loud and
clear...

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6 undershirts

6 shorts

6 handkerchiefs

has always puzzled scholars, principally because of the total absence of socks.

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On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:29:09 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

you still mumbling incoherantly mumbling to yourself KKKKomrade Hans
Mettering?

PLONK


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