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Alt.astronomy is dead -- LONG LIVE ALT.ASTRONOMY

"Raving Loonie" wrote in message...
ps.com...

Painius wrote:

C'mon, Stone, don't be the butt of a slutt!

Wait a second there Paine, old cock,

A ' butt of a slut ' may not have very much else going for her in
life ...

Nevertheless, that particular aspect of her anatomy is *supposed* to be
attractive.

It would be very sad, if it was ugly.

:-)

Point taken, Raving! The BOAS Stone©, can be one of
those rare *sad 'n ughly* ones at times.

happy days and...
starry starry nights!

--
Seeing through my telescope,
With the skies I can elope,
Clean my lenses, check the slope,
Skies may be our only hope.

Indelibly yours,
Paine http://www.savethechildren.org/
http://www.painellsworth.net

Alt.astronomy is dead -- LONG LIVE ALT.ASTRONOMY

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote...
in message ...

On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 17:21:58 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

Painius , the dirty guttersnipe and tortuous pickle
kisser who likes perverted nad sack sucking with rottweilers, and whose
partner is a bankside lady with a shabby meat massager, wrote in
:

An opening line like that shows who the real "kooks" are.
C.

But Mr. B! every word of it is *true*! g Well, except
for the "shabby" part.

happy days and...
starry starry nights!

--
Seeing through my telescope,
With the skies I can elope,
Clean my lenses, check the slope,
Skies may be our only hope.

Indelibly yours,
Paine http://www.savethechildren.org/
http://www.painellsworth.net

On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 19:03:15 +0100, Charles D. Bohne
wrote:

On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 17:21:58 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

Painius , the dirty guttersnipe and tortuous pickle
kisser who likes perverted nad sack sucking with rottweilers, and whose
partner is a bankside lady with a shabby meat massager, wrote in
:

An opening line like that shows who the real "kooks" are.
C.

That is what the extensive and graphic description is supposed to
convey.

Thanks, Capitain Obviouso!

Jade

Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 20:13:32 GMT, "Painius" wrote:

Alt.astronomy is dead -- LONG LIVE ALT.ASTRONOMY

Alt.Usenet.Kooks is a malady that will destroy UseNet in the long run.
C.

Poor Chu*k, he still can't control usenet.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

Painius wrote:

Alt.astronomy is dead -- LONG LIVE ALT.ASTRONOMY

"Art Deco" wrote in message...
...

Painius wrote:

"Bill Sheppard" wrote in message...
...

Hey Paine
Your efforts at resuscitating the NG are commendable.
But it certainly appears the NG is for all practical purpose, DEAD. The
corpse has begun to liquify, and about all one can see anymore is the
swarming mass of maggots feasting on it.
To make supplication to one of those maggots to "do
the right thing" is admirable but pretty naive thinking IMHO. They're
simply doin' what maggots do.

The NG's sun has set in the manner of Ecclesiastes' "a time to live, a
time to die" (though i would love to be proven wrong on this).
oc

I once thought that Jayne Hitchcock was being naive...

http://www.lifetimetv.com/community/...les_index.html

...when she tackled the stalkers of the Woodside Literary
Agency. I knew her in misc.writing back before all that
happened. Maybe you're right, Bill. God knows, i have
little time for this, so i'll have to get help. One of my
attorneys specializes in the entertainment industry, and
what is UseNet but a form of entertainment?

As for my appeal to Deco's good sense of right? I laugh
at myself when i look in the mirror. But i figure it is good
that i at least tried.

I look forward to proving you wrong about the future of
alt.astronomy.

"As Panius the Brave rode out on his white high hourse to smite the
evil stalkers..."

g Quite an image. No, i'm too old to be riding a high
hourse and be smiting you waddling evildoers. I think i'll
just sit back and let the new 21st century UseNet take
care of you.

Two recommendations:
1) reread the link you referenced for comprehension

I hope *you* did. Fun is fun, but be careful when you
**** with other people's money, Deco.

Please to specify exactly how I've "****(ed) with other people's
money," saucerhead.

2) just killfile me, your blood pressure will thank you

sigh I must admit, i actually *did* give this some
thought. But in all these years on UseNet i've *never*
used a killfile. Don't intend to start now. Thank you
for your concern. My BP is just fine for an old guy.

Then you have no excuse for your whining.

No, i'll just follow Wally's example.

"Huh?" -- Chucknozzle

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

Teh nightbat's just saying that Universe has a tendency to
get "out of whack". And gravity is the result of the Universe
trying to balance itself back to not being out of whack. The
first time (way back when) i began to understand nightbat's
posts, it scared the **** outta me. If you stay here and read
him, you'll begin to understand him, too. I know you think
you already understand him, but you'll know by the shivers
and goosebumps when you truly understand him. He's
about a hundred years ahead of most everybody else.

There is a term for this experience: "woo-woo".

It figures that a pseudoscientist such as yourself would claim that a
frootbat word salad contains any rational meaning. I'd like to see
your discourse on "black comet" theory also.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

Painius wrote:

Alt.astronomy is dead -- LONG LIVE ALT.ASTRONOMY

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in message...
...

Painius , the boring chiseler and wicked nancy-boy
who likes nasty spunk showers with stinkbugs, and whose partner is a
sure-thing with a hulking choochi snorcher, wrote in
:

God knows, i have
little time for this, so i'll have to get help.

Mental help?

g M-m-m-maybe?

One of my attorneys

Oh, legal help.

Yeth, tha's what i ment.

specializes in the entertainment industry, and
what is UseNet but a form of entertainment?

So, you consider usenet to be a form of entertainment but you want to sue
other people who also consider usenet a form of entertainment just because
you happen to be the entertainment?

Yes, i consider UseNet to be a form of entertainment.
No, i do *not* want to sue anyone, but Deco seems to

*ding* tips sombrero

want to be sued. So, what? Are you guys looking for
a test case to see if what you do is legal?

Please specify exactly which statutes have been violated by laughing at
saucerheads.

And thank you, Kadaitcha Man, for your sweetness
my being the entertainment. Elvis has left the building.

Where do I sign up to get sued, you ****-knuckled fool?

Whoa! It's a truly BIG pussy that could take *these*
knuckles, Kave Man!

So you gooselings want to be sued, and you don't think
anybody will actually take you to court ** why? **
because you think nobody will go to the trouble? Or is
it because you're spread all over the world so nobody
can touch you?

Yes, you are clueless.

Justice is blind, but it's never been totally powerless.

See above.

--
Satisifed Customer: "Thank you, Kadaitcha Man. I appreciate it. It works
just great!"

You abbo's are all alike. ("Thassa joke, sun")

happy days and...
starry starry nights!

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

Painius wrote:

Alt.astronomy is dead -- LONG LIVE ALT.ASTRONOMY

"Archie Leach" wrote in message...
.. .

"Painius" wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message...
...

Be sure to post a list of all those who will be named as defendants in
your forthcoming ko0kso0t, saucerhead.

I see that you have decided to fight me. Bad choice.
As i may have mentioned, at this point i don't even know if
legal action is an option. But as you wish, i shall check to
see if there is a case.

It would have been so much better if you had just done the
right thing on your own.

I pay good money for this service, and i feel that you're
stealing from me, you and all your gooselings. You steal
my time, my money, and you're trying to steal my favorite
newsgroup. You don't have to bother responding or
trying to elicit any further response from me.

Good luck to you, Deco... you may need it, soon.

Good ****ing grief, it's called a KILLFILE. You may want to use it.

Never have, never will, Archie. I don't believe in
killfiles. I can take the good with the bad, as long as
the bad doesn't become overwhelming. When it gets
outta hand, as it has here in alt.astronomy, then i feel
it's wrong to hide from it with a killfile. ymmv

Then you are left with nothing save your whining.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

Painius wrote:

Who the **** are you to determine "the right thing?"

Good question, gooseling!

I'm one of the many people who like to come here to this
newsgroup and read about astronomy. I don't mind the
occasional off-topic octopus post, or model airplane post,
or even the infrequent kook-chaser post. What is wrong...
is when the newsgroup is bombed by over 90% bull****
posts by you ****ing gooselings. Tha's who i am.

Translation: you want to decide who can and can't post to "your"
newsgroup.

I pay good money for this service,

Art pays good money for his. I pay good money for mine. Ensconce
yourself in your powerlessness, k0oK.

****, i had to look up the meaning of "ensconce," you
pompous functionaire. (just kidding) (about having to
look it up).

So you're an academic, eh? You feel like you're getting
your money's worth?

I don't.

Poor baby.

and i feel that you're
stealing from me, you and all your gooselings. You steal
my time, my money, and you're trying to steal my favorite
newsgroup.

You impotent ****tard. You're poasting to a *PUBLIC* newsfroup. Anyone
else who wants to poast, can, may, and will poast to it as well. But
don't let that *astonishing* fact get in the way of you further
embarrassing yourself.

I won't, gooseling. And crime is committed in public all teh
time. Criminal activity being performed in public does not
lessen the criminality of teh act. Mindless maggot.

Which law has been violated, saucerhead?

You don't have to bother responding or
trying to elicit any further response from me.

What you really mean to say is that you are now electing to punk out and
run away like a little sissy bitch.

No, gooseling, i'll let *you* waddle away, and quickly
unless you know what's good for you. Or stay and
post mainly about astronomy... your choice, you cute
li'l pecker.

Ah, the control issues again.

Good luck to you, Deco... you may need it, soon.

Pleace to be adding me to your k0oKs0oT, asshat.

So you neuron-challenged honkers reallly *do* want a
test case, eh?

I'm not surprised. After all these years of dealing with
kooks, and finding out **surprise** there are so many,
nay *too* many freakin' kooks in the world, you must
be getting really bored by now.

I feel for ya, but you and the other gooselings are fast
becoming pit vipers. If i step on you, you bite me and
kill me. So i'll be sure to step *real* *hard*.

So iff i die, at least i'll take you wiff me.

And now, the vague threat -- Chuckweasel will be proud.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 15:02:37 -0700, Art Deco
wrote:

Painius wrote:

Alt.astronomy is dead -- LONG LIVE ALT.ASTRONOMY

"Art Deco" wrote in message...
...

Painius wrote:

"Bill Sheppard" wrote in message...
...

Hey Paine
Your efforts at resuscitating the NG are commendable.
But it certainly appears the NG is for all practical purpose, DEAD. The
corpse has begun to liquify, and about all one can see anymore is the
swarming mass of maggots feasting on it.
To make supplication to one of those maggots to "do
the right thing" is admirable but pretty naive thinking IMHO. They're
simply doin' what maggots do.

The NG's sun has set in the manner of Ecclesiastes' "a time to live, a
time to die" (though i would love to be proven wrong on this).
oc

I once thought that Jayne Hitchcock was being naive...

http://www.lifetimetv.com/community/...les_index.html

...when she tackled the stalkers of the Woodside Literary
Agency. I knew her in misc.writing back before all that
happened. Maybe you're right, Bill. God knows, i have
little time for this, so i'll have to get help. One of my
attorneys specializes in the entertainment industry, and
what is UseNet but a form of entertainment?

As for my appeal to Deco's good sense of right? I laugh
at myself when i look in the mirror. But i figure it is good
that i at least tried.

I look forward to proving you wrong about the future of
alt.astronomy.

"As Panius the Brave rode out on his white high hourse to smite the
evil stalkers..."

g Quite an image. No, i'm too old to be riding a high
hourse and be smiting you waddling evildoers. I think i'll
just sit back and let the new 21st century UseNet take
care of you.

Two recommendations:
1) reread the link you referenced for comprehension

I hope *you* did. Fun is fun, but be careful when you
**** with other people's money, Deco.

Please to specify exactly how I've "****(ed) with other people's
money," saucerhead.

He's using tortured "logic" in order to to arrive at an
unsubstantiated and erreneous conclusion, Deco.
(VBJ, ur'f znxvat vg hc - glcvpny fnhpreurnq gnpgvp)


2) just killfile me, your blood pressure will thank you

sigh I must admit, i actually *did* give this some
thought. But in all these years on UseNet i've *never*
used a killfile. Don't intend to start now. Thank you
for your concern. My BP is just fine for an old guy.

Then you have no excuse for your whining.

No, i'll just follow Wally's example.

"Huh?" -- Chucknozzle

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

Teh nightbat's just saying that Universe has a tendency to
get "out of whack". And gravity is the result of the Universe
trying to balance itself back to not being out of whack. The
first time (way back when) i began to understand nightbat's
posts, it scared the **** outta me. If you stay here and read
him, you'll begin to understand him, too. I know you think
you already understand him, but you'll know by the shivers
and goosebumps when you truly understand him. He's
about a hundred years ahead of most everybody else.

There is a term for this experience: "woo-woo".

It figures that a pseudoscientist such as yourself would claim that a
frootbat word salad contains any rational meaning. I'd like to see
your discourse on "black comet" theory also.

What about the 'hurricane solutions'? And the "profound threats" from
snow in the mountains, hurricanes in the Gulf, eathquakes in the "Ring
of Fire", and tonadoes in the Plains States?

ESL!

--
Bookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B
Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast)
Clue-Bat Wrangler
Keeper of the Nickname Lists
Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order
Monthly Hammer of Thor award, October 2005
"I'd love to kill you in a ring" - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely
"****SPV....... So yes I am an idiot."
"ASK THE NWS, YOUR TAX DOLLAR GOES TO THEM NOT TO DR.TURI."
- Mr. Turi explains how to accurately predict hurricanes
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/afa-b/
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/afa-b/index.html
WWFSMD?

On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 18:37:12 GMT, "Painius"
wrote:

Alt.astronomy is dead -- LONG LIVE ALT.ASTRONOMY

"Bookman" wrote...
in message ...

On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:59:09 GMT, "Painius"
wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message...
...

Be sure to post a list of all those who will be named as defendants in
your forthcoming ko0kso0t, saucerhead.

I see that you have decided to fight me.

Ah, have you been studying Bratlo for tactics on how to fight a usenet
"war"? Joey has managed to draw out his defeat for about two years.
Gonna try to top it?

In the meantime, the only one proposing a "fight" is you.

Reading comprehension, Bookman! I proposed no fight.

No one else is calling it a fight, but you are. And doing so in such
a way that you are placing the blame on the people you want to fight.
Learn to read for comprehension.

I proposed only that you and the other gooselings make a
choice. If you choose Door #1 or Door #2, then nothing
else happens. Deco chose Door #3, so Deco proposes
to fight to the death.

Nope. Deco isn't talking about fighting. You are, Mr. Projectionist.


Bad choice.

On your part, Painus.

No disputing it, Bookmn. Nobody wins.

Incorrect assumtion on your part.

I'll fill you in, if you like, but I doubt you'll listen. I warned
Joey Bartlo, and he didn't listen, either.


As i may have mentioned, at this point i don't even know if
legal action is an option. But as you wish, i shall check to
see if there is a case.

Let us[tinu] know how hard the lawyer laughs, when he laughs in your
face.


It would have been so much better if you had just done the
right thing on your own.

Just because you poasted your selfish desires doesn't make it "the
right thing", by any stretch.

Right. You think it's "selfish" on my part to want the
bombing to stop. Your logic completely escapes me.

That's because my logic is consistent and derives from reality. Your
so-called 'logic' derives from your selfish desires. No wonder you
can't understand my logic.


I pay good money for this service, and i feel that you're
stealing from me, you and all your gooselings. You steal
my time, my money, and you're trying to steal my favorite
newsgroup. You don't have to bother responding or
trying to elicit any further response from me.

Did you use a shovel to get that much sand in your vagina?

How... discomforting, and... disappointing.

Well, if you find such discomfort disappointing, I'd advise you to
avoid it in the future.


Good luck to you, Deco... you may need it, soon.

Why, are you gonna send him on an all-expense-paid trip to 'Vegas?

I'd love to... to Vegas without the "ess".

If that's the case, you are the one in need of "luck".


ESL!

--
Bookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B
Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast)
Clue-Bat Wrangler
Keeper of the Nickname Lists
Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order
Monthly Hammer of Thor award, October 2005
"I'd love to kill you in a ring" - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely
"****SPV....... So yes I am an idiot."
"ASK THE NWS, YOUR TAX DOLLAR GOES TO THEM NOT TO DR.TURI."
- Mr. Turi explains how to accurately predict hurricanes
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/afa-b/
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/afa-b/index.html
WWFSMD?