The Roswell Alien Autopsy Video!

On Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:47:11 +0000, Phineas T Puddleduck MI6 agent
wrote:

Perhaps Warty and Alex should see who can out-disaster the other.

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Saucerheads - denying the blatantly obvious since 2000.

Top Ten Reasons Why MI6 Post to:

alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.visitors

10. There's a reason why the Brits have brown teeth, and it ain't from
sucking lemons.

9. MI6 goals for 2007 are to have an all-volunteer homosexual army who've
been trained not run for the nearest bar of soap when someone yells "Duck
for Cover".

8. The Mossad needs to com up with a quick excuse why posting to usenet
divulged the fact that they are defenseless considering they have the finest
technology, or specifically: lack there of, that Rothschild's fiat money can
buy and it was provided by the Ameri-tards.

7. Every time Rothschild readjusts the price of gold, all the Mossad agents
fart in unison "God Save The Queen" in Yiddish. (That's talent)

6. Queen Elizabeth nuked Israel with the help of the USA because her
in-bred cousin, Beatrix, is out of oil and Israel is still ****ed off at the
Muslims. (Go figure)

5. Concentration camps for fun and profit, but only for the Ameri-tards
who are the only ones providing the armed forces to steal oil in the middle
east for Rothschild and England. (Brilliant)

4.. All the Muslims moved to Europe. Shouldn't Mossad agents be nuking
Europe instead of the Americans nuking the Mossad? (It would make more
sense)

3.. MI6 is ****ed off because Bush & Cheney get first pick of the homos
Jeff Gannon lures from the Mossad pedophile ring. (Some of them come
pre-wrapped in US military uniforms, with 4 stars)

2. Longitudinal Interferometer roughly translates from Yiddish, as "my dick
is bigger than yours" and they still have Ariel Sharon as 'living proof'.
(Line 'em up boys!)

and final drum roll, maestro!

1. Working for the CIA means you take orders from Israel who takes orders
from England who takes orders from Rothschild. And Rothschild is bankrupt.
(In the vernacular, that's known as a cluster ****, which is a homosexual
dream-come-true anyway)

All's well that ends well!