VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2006

Art Deco wrote:
On 31 May 2006 23:06:28 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to relevant froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on June 7th to cast your votes.

Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html

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BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Terry Ortman


KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Daniel Joseph Min
Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
Joey Jimenez, alias "Colonel Jake"
none of the above
abstain


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Alan Connor
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
neither of the above
abstain


COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Dr. Andrew B Chung
Honest John
neither of the above
abstain


LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

John Lucas
Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
Soc.Men
none of the above
abstain


GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Honest John


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Joseph Bartlo
Russell B Waters
neither of the above
abstain


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Joey Jimenez, alias "Colonel Jake"
Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
Uni
none of the above
abstain


PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Dirk Bruere, Moderator of soc.religion.asatru
Viking of soc.men
neither of the above
abstain


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Alan Jones
Jayne Kulikauskas
neither of the above
abstain


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

tomcat


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Brad Guth
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Robert Griffin
The Big-8 Management Board
none of the above
abstain


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Colonel Jake, trained by Pinku-Sensei


VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght
Kenneth R Pangborn
abstain


HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

spooge




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Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy


Honest John is up for two awards, but I can't find his nominating posts
or seconds. Can anybody point me to them?

No. Find them yourself, you lazy asshole(s). LOL


Thanks, Art Deco.

I knew I could count on you!

Double-A