VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006

Shorn the thick irish **** AKA Sean Monaghan wrote:
On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:28:57 -0700, Art Deco wrote:

Double-A wrote:

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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

Hmmmmmm.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html

Hmmmmmm.

BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon

NO

Any clues about Ray Gordon?

BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes

NO

Any clues about Bunt?

NEITHER

NONE

Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MAKE THE BAD MEN STOP!"



COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Marc Wigle
Pamela K Russell
Rasta Khan
Tom Bishop
none of the above
abstain

Tom Bishop

I don't recall Tommiiee posting his clit link to alt.astronomy.

NONE

NEITHER

The kooks he now voted against include:

Ray Gordon
Guy Fawkes
Qolon
Vjiqueen
Telsacoils
Kantica22
Marc Wigle
sPammy
Rast^H^H^H^H pizzaboi
Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK
Herr Doktor Tavische
Outhouse John the false Christian hypocrite and clockbrain



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Duane Arnold
KMAN of ott.general
Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
none of the above
abstain

KMAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now this is clueless, unless he just picked one randomly to vote
against Sir Painius the Pathetic.

NEITHER


PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

alt.flame
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain

alt.flame

I'm sure you read lots of snuh.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

nightbat of alt.astronomy

NO

Translation: "must vote against my Captain!"


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Alexa Cameron

NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, you believe her claim that radiation causes all cancer?



GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Marc Wigle

NO

No clues here.


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Viking of soc.men
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER

Or here.


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
neither of the above
abstain

Tom Bishop

See above.


TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Professeur Von TwoSteps
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
neither of the above
abstain

Tom Bishop

See above.

NO

NEITHER


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
neither of the above
abstain

John Ennis

Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a
racist!"


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER

Any clues about who babaloonie or scumvile are?


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone
Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood
Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall
Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
none of the above
abstain

NONE

Translation: "must vote against Dr. David Tholen and Rasta Khan the
brave kookologist spanker!"


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown
Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
abstain

ABSTAIN

Wow, a brief glimmer of clue.


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels
Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy
Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
abstain


Soc.Men

Oooooops!


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Kadaitcha Man
Michael Cook
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"


HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gary L Burnore & DataBasix

NO

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"


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For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless
Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?

This nomination is refused.

Shorn performs spnak on Carl Osterwald.

Voters (no matter who they are) who follow
the rules should not become candidates for kook awards based on how they
vote (no matter how they choose to vote). Voters are free to vote in any
way they so desire, even if it amounts to *voting against* almost the
entire ballot[1a] [1b].

Classic hypocracy, Shorn. What about all your little socks?