VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006

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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html

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BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon

NO


BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes

NO


KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
Viking of soc.men
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. Telsacoils2006
Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Kantica22
Viking of soc.men
none of the above
abstain

NONE


COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Marc Wigle
Pamela K Russell
Rasta Khan
Tom Bishop
none of the above
abstain

Tom Bishop


LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK
Rasta Khan
Scott Bradbury, alias Herr Doktor Tavische
none of the above
abstain

NONE


GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Google Groups
Honest John
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Duane Arnold
KMAN of ott.general
Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
none of the above
abstain

KMAN


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght
Professeur Von TwoSteps
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER


PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

alt.flame
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain

alt.flame


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

nightbat of alt.astronomy

NO


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Alexa Cameron

NO


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Marc Wigle

NO


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Viking of soc.men
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
neither of the above
abstain

Tom Bishop


TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Professeur Von TwoSteps
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
neither of the above
abstain

Tom Bishop


UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon

NO


GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Duane Arnold
Leroy Knevil
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
neither of the above
abstain

John Ennis


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone
Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood
Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall
Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
none of the above
abstain

NONE


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown
Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
abstain

ABSTAIN


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels
Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy
Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
abstain


Soc.Men


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Kadaitcha Man
Michael Cook
neither of the above
abstain

NEITHER


HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gary L Burnore & DataBasix

NO


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