WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, December 2005

Sheila AKA Nightingale wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is... MICHAEL BALDWIN BRUCE!

Michael Baldwin Bruce . . . . . . 12
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . 11
NunYa Bidness . . . . . . . . . . 7
Hyerdahl . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
none of the above . . . . . . . . 2


Horray! I win!

Congrats, Bruce!

Thank you, Sheila. Just edging out those MJ fans was exciting enough.
They're all a bunch of pussies anyway.

BOBO AWARD

The winners are... SONY BMG!

Sony BMG
Yes . . 31
No . . 2

Congratulations! What a way to run a business!

OK, Nightingale can stop whining now.

I'm not whining. Actually, the timing was perfect - I was having
trouble thinking of a topic for an essay, and then the Sony copy
protection mess hit the news. I don't have my final mark yet, but the
teacher told me I did well on the assignment :-)

Good for you, Sheila. Speaking of which, have you seen Bi around
lately?

Fartingale will never stop, Bruce.

On what basis do you make that claim, Bruce?

What does that have to do with classical music, Fartingale?

Women are never happy unless they
have something to bitch about.

That's not even grammatical, Bruce.

It is now, Sheila.

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... MICHAEL BALDWIN BRUCE!

Michael Baldwin Bruce . . . . . . . . . . 14
David Tholen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran . . 6
none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Hyerdahl . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1


Horray! I win again!

Well done, Bruce.

No thanks, Sheila. I prefer medium well.

Dickless, you're still a pathetic luser.

Note: no response.

LOL! Tied with "none of the above" - how many of the 6 votes for Tholen
were cast by you and bisectional?

Shhhhh! We're not allowed to tell.

And to those of you who didn't vote for me, you're names will go on the
lits in Eichmann's pocket. If you fail to vote for me next time, look
out. One of these days, POW!

You will always have my vote, kooky.

Hey, Norton! I've been watching you and I know that you know I've been
watching you.

--
Blessed Cecilia, appear in visions
To all musicians, appear and inspi
Translated Daughter, come down and startle
Composing mortals with immortal fire.