The T-Shirt

nightbat,

The distinctive signed Science Officer nightbat Black Comet T-Shirt
serial number 7 and 2 caps was safely delivered to me this afternoon by
special delivery government courier.

It looks like it took a lot of work to create and be customized for me.
I want to thank you very much for taking the time and expense to send
me something really special! You are right, if I were to wear that
into a singles bar, I would probably get more attention than I could
handle. I might be wise to see how it affects the gals in my apartment
complex first. The single lady next door just happened to be outside
when the postman addressed me as Commander Double-A. So you see my
status in the community has already risen!

I shall display it in a prominent place and it will remind me of the
commradery we all have shared as the true and legitimate alt.astronomy
group posters and members of the distinguished Earth Science Team
Starship Officer Corps.

Art Deco and his horde of coffee boy trash and scum will now never have
a chance to become a part of what we had here, never to join the team,
never to be accepted by such a distinguished group, never to be one of
the boys, and never to wear the official Earth Science Team nightbat
Black Comet T-Shirt!

Double-A