~ * Morning Wood Apotheosis Mythology ~ *

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~ The Morning Wood Apotheosis,
A Mythology
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FAMILY Pharmacopoeia ~
Creative Stuff's Flown Awry
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~ *~ Mais Oui ! Divinatory
Mixology, A Very Special Brew ~ * ~
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The Common Motifs
Of The Morning Wood Fairy Tales * ~

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Mum's Classification ~

1. Bride & Bride, or Groom & Broom,
transgresses a prosaic convention, and Enter a Mystic Land.

2. Golden Page of The Golden Age formula.
One leaf interleafed with another, sewn perfectly,
in The Eternal Bindery, of The Scriptorium.

3. Attempt to meet the demands of Fate.
Once met, eternal Enlightenment, and The Means
& Ways To Do Good, your gift.

4. Slaughter of Monster avoided. Make friends
with Monster. Monster nice!

5. Flight, by aid of animal, flora, or mineral,
Into Idleness, or conversely Out of Idleness,
whichever one desires that day.

6. First Class Flight to meet Nice Gryphon
or Wily Wizard, et al.

7. Success of oldest, younger follow.
Revere Age, rather than reverse.

8. Marriage Test & Tricky Task, to prove Eternal
Fidelity and longing for that, as well as Fit & Readiness,
as demonstrated by Proper Alchemical Bonding of Pairs.

9. Grateful Beasts becomes fast Beloved Buds,
even shy ones.

10. Strong Woman, Man, Child, Fauna, Flora,
or Mineral and Comrades perform Herculean Feats
of Wonder together and go out for dinner together afterward.

11. Adventure with Ogre, Trickster, Centaur,
& Minotaur.

12. Descent to Hades or Hell, whichever one prefers,
without a Bark, floats belly ~ up instead, drifts ...

13. Falsified Medical Records and The Mishaps
to Correct, with Happy Ending.

14. A Pride of Lions et al clown around
with animated children.

15. A Girl's Journey to find her Long ~ Deade dog,
as well as his tale, The Transmigration of The Dog Soul,
A Mars Bar Tale.

16. Girl successfully seduces her Sorcerer, smiles sensuously,
several times, then several more times, too, etcetera,
[you get the drift!].

17. To be continued ...

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~ * A Morning Wood
Scientific Mythology Apothecary * ~
Grown Off Driven Drastic Dithers Path
Eyze Newt Ology, A Shoppe!
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* Dogging Arts * Fogging Minds * It's a Star *
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Blog, I'll warrant ye, or dog? Who knows. Pass the grog!
But if ye see me lost pup, please bring that scurvy dog home!
I got Leon a brand-new bone, with a chest full a' booty.
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