Apple are the best thing since sliced bread

After watching a few of thier keynote speaches on the internet, i now
totaly worship all things apple.

Afterall, what would you rather have, a big nooisy beige box that might
work if u ask nicly, or a sexy sreamlines clean cut compact machine
that you could throw rocks at and still have it work smoothly?
(and i dont even have a mac, or an ipod!)