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Old April 9th 04, 01:39 AM
Brian Tung
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Default The Unmentionable Planet

It's time for me to trot out my more or less (usually less) annual
retelling of the story of how King George III first heard about the
new name of "his" new planet:

KING GEORGE. It *isn't* called George's Star, after all?

COURTIER. Herschel wished it, Your Majesty, but the
scientific community wouldn't have it. So it's not
quite named after you.

KING GEORGE. It isn't?

COURTIER. No, Your Majesty. I'm afraid...I'm afraid it's
named after...

KING GEORGE. Well, out with it, boy!

COURTIER. Well, Your Majesty, it's named after your--

Cut to: EXTERNAL SHOT OF PALACE.

KING GEORGE. [roaring] My WHAT?!?!?!

We draw the curtain of charity over the rest of this scene.

Brian Tung
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