Where's Hagar

Oh, where or where can Hagar be?
At the clinic complaining that it burns to pee?

Or standing in line against a stiff morning breeze,
Waiting to score his gubmint cheese?

We do miss Hags when he fails to post,
'Cause his bull**** makes us laugh the most.

So come on Hagar, back to the trailer.
Now that sister Chlam has booted her sailor.