Imagine a dog starts talking?

Double A Rudy is just about as clever a dog can get. she does not use
words but her bark,and actions let me know what she is thinking. great
sense of smell. Lets me know some one is near the house. Likes to walk
around the house beside me. likes pressing the send key and running like
hell. No need for her to tell me anything,She says it all in the way of
a smart caring dog trebert She can be rude