NEUROLOGISTS CONFIRM ED CONRAD IS A BABBLING IDIOT --Pseudoscientists Jumping for Joy

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HERSHEY, Pa. (UPL) -- Neurologists
performing an autopsy on Ed Conard's
brain have determined the source of
his problem but expressed regret that
they won't be able to fix it.
"We've found that Conrad's brain is much
too close to his asshole," said Dr. Werner
Weener, head of the eight-man surgical
team. "This, we feel, explains why he acts
as he does.
"We've consulted the Urban Dicktionary
and it tells us a lot about the reason for
the nutcase's erratic behavior, especially
when accusing evolutionists of being brain-
washed vested-interest pseudoscience
zombies or insisting that Smithsonian
experts are phonier than a four-dollar bill."

Dr. Weener then pulled out two giant
photos to explain Conrad's deplorable
situation/

One revealed what the Average Joe's brain
looks like.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2...0111165229.jpg

The other showed what Ed Conrad's brain looks like
and it certainly wasn't a pretty sight. Inf act, one of
theprettynurses vomited.
http://www.posiesplace.net/wp-conten...paghetti-tetra...

The sophisticated Urban Dicktionary, which is used
extensively in the medical profession, can be found at
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshole:
k
MORE AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE
http://www.purple.com/sideshow/

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By NICHOLAS SWADE
The New York Tmes

WASHINGTON, D.C, (Special))
-- Tthe National Academy of Sciences
has begun an autopsy on Ed Conrad's
brain to determine why it is getting so
damn close to destroying the Theory of
the Evolution.
"I know it's going to hurt," said
Conrad, from his room (Room 418) at
Hershey (Pa.) Medical Center this
morning. "But I've decided to have it done
for the sake of science.
"In any event, the very worse thing
that can happen is that neurosurgeons
make a mistake and I have to live out
the rest of my life as a babbling idiot.
"I'm sure David Iain Greig, moderator
of talk.origins, will no longer blackball
my postings because then I'll be right
in company with the babbling idiots
who have been posting there for years."

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THE IGNORANT ******* AND HIS DOG
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Oh, No! Not This **** AGAIN!
YES, Virginia!

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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Coal

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