NEUROLOGISTS PINPOINT ED CONRAD'S PROBLEM

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LATE BULLETIN
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By OSCAR SHAGNASTY
The Washington Pist

HERSHEY, Pa. -- Neurologists
performing an autopsy on Ed Conard's
brain have preliminarily determined
the source of his problem but expressed
regret that they can't rectify it.
"It appears Conrad's brain is much
too close to his asshole," said Dr. Werner
Weener, head of the eight-man surgical
team. "This, we feel, explains why he acts
as he does.
"We've consulted the Urban Dicktionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshole
and it pinpoints the reason for a lot
of Conrad's erratic behavior, especially
when he accuses evolutionists of being
brain-washed vested-interest pseudoscience
zombies or says the Smithsonian experts
are phonier than a four-dollar bill."

MORE AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE
http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/

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By NICHOLAS SWADE
The New York Tmes

WASHINGTON, D.C, (Rueters)
-- Tthe National Academy of Sciences
are performing an autopsy on Ed Conrad's
brain to determine why it is getting so
damn close to destroying the Theory of
the Evolution.
"I know it's going to hurt," said
Conrad, from his room (Room 418) at
Hershey (Pa.) Medical Center this
morning. "But I've decided to have it done
for the sake of science.
"In any event,, the very worse thing that
can happen is that the neurosurgeons
make a mistake and I have to live out
the rest of my life as a babbling idiot.
"I'm sure David Iain Greig, moderator
of talk.origins will lift the blackball that
he put on me because then I'll be right
in company with the babbling idiots
posting there for years."

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This is what the Average Joe's brain looks like
http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2...0111165229.jpg

This is what neurologists say Ed Conrad's brain looks like
http://www.posiesplace.net/wp-conten...tetrazzini.jpg
http://www.horsesoldier.com/catalog/R11579.JPEG

THE RETARD AND HIS DOG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...onrad&Blue.jpg

For the complete article, see
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/0627/science/09ROSE.html

============ Oh, No! Not This Again! ====================

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...soldemboss.gif

TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanSkull.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...sOldasCoal.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...iscoveries.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...oreFossils.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanBrain.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...estResults.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...OldestTool.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG

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To prove they're the real McCoy:

PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-002S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-003S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-006S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-007S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-009S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-012S.JPG

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TIME TO CONSERVE INTERNET MEMORY
Please keep all responses brief, no more than four-five
lines. Cyberspace, unfortunately, has been running on
empty for the past few months and no one knows why.
We certainty don't want it to find ourselves with an empty
tank. kindly show some consideration for the other guy.
David Iain Greig, moderator of talk.origins

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