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Old March 2nd 07, 07:14 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Saul Levy Saul Levy is offline
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Very funny, BEERTbrain!

Saul Levy


On Sun, 4 Feb 2007 17:08:06 -0500, (G=EMC^2
Glazier) wrote:

Cactus Saul Have a one linner joke(its original) "How can you tell a
kosher cactus from a regular cactus. Answer is The kosher cactus has a
smaller prick Ha ha ha I kill myself. Bert

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Old March 6th 07, 01:47 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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You're a few thousand years late about Brutus, WartPlug! He's as dead
as your dreams of DOOM AND GLOOM FOREVER!

Saul Levy


On Wed, 7 Feb 2007 03:09:20 +0100, "Warhol"
wrote:

I will show up with whips you used to drive Lions in a Corner... But my
whips have the word on it of your crimes... and that hurts, you run towards
that plank and fall in The lake of fire... So shall we baptize in the
Future... before baptized in deep waters ... you had still a chance to
survive... in the future that will be fire... no second chance anymore.

It sounds horrible... but We dilivered more than 3200 warnings in 400 years.

Do Not enter the Forbidden Room was written clearly... and they choose not
to listen... and they found only their own skull and Bones... they passed
their hole life in great illusion, they had "the skulls and bones of Great
Kings and Pharaoh's"... Well as primeur I tell you those holy Skull and
Bones, where Hidden by the archangel Michael himself... and what they found
in the grave tombs and in Pyramides was nothing more than their own skulls
and those of their Family... let them all compare their DNA with the mummy
they have in their hands... you will see they have their own skulls and
Bones in their hands... The Curse of the Pharaoh's... your own skulls and
bones in your hands before you died... aint that horrible... and you see the
greatness of the illusion? that they even didn't discovered this fakt yet...

God and his Angels are Masters of Time and Space... try to understand this
and maybe you will see clear again.

With God and his Kings you dont play... there always hangs a terrible curse
above those that dont want to listen.

Now pay or not for me is the Same... I will take control of your ship and I
will sink it... and your head I keep for the Saloon of Sally, as an trofee
on the Wall...

Ave Rome... Brutus is CometH..


"Saul Levy" a écrit dans le message de news:
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No ****ING tribute to IDIOTS, WartPlug! And if you show up here with
a plank, I'll slam it into your ****ING head!

I guess that's perfectly clear!

Saul Levy

 




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