PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006

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The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
****less."
-- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain

Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--


What's the matter, Art?

Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again?

Double-A

On 11/7/06 01:07, in article , "Art
Deco" wrote:

Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
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The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]


Poor Relf didn't win a single one too - The powerful Chung put paid to that
;-).....

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"Bull**** repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses."
Corollary -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
³It approaches the asymptote faster, the more Œpseduos¹ you throw in
your formulas.²
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³Gravity is one of the four fundamental interactions. The classical
theory of gravity - Einstein's general relativity - is the subject
of this book.² : Hartle/ Gravity pg 1
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Jaffa cakes. Sweet delicious orange jaffa goodness, and an abject lesson
why parroting information from the web will not teach you cosmology.
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Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

On 11/7/06 01:07, in article , "Art
Deco" wrote:

Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
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The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]


Poor Relf didn't win a single one too - The powerful Chung put paid to that
;-).....

The fraud doctor was a powerful candidate -- I would have voted for him
for Kook of the Month myself had I not already nominated warslime. No
matter, it looks like relfwit has lots and lots of staying power.

[++sci.med.cardiology]

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
****less."
-- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain

Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--


What's the matter, Art?

Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems?

Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again?

Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement:

Kook of the Month
Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted

-- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have
voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime.

Coward of the Month
Charles D Bohne Art Deco Chadwick Stone Accepted

-- beaten by a socmans by two votes, I'll take that anyday. The
socmans, if you will recall, are why y'all saucerheads weren't able to
win MoCJ.

BTW, Chuckweasel, when does my international order of punishment come
through the pipeline?

Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award
nightbat Art Deco Kali Accepted

-- squashed by Chung, with most of the other votes going to a
nazicoward. You should know them quite well, you gave a notorious one
a home with hot food.

I'm sure there'll be lots of opportunities for the saucerheads to shine
on future ballots. Chu*k is still a Pleiadian saucerhead coward,
warslime is still spewing his froth, frootbat is still frooty, and you
are still a cowardly whiner afraid of the outside world and reality.

Double-A

[cowardly froup sneckage defeated again]

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
****less."
-- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--


What's the matter, Art?

Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems?

Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again?

Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement:

Kook of the Month
Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted

-- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have
voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime.

What a shame. Warholio is truly an apricot short of a full fruitcup. If
ever there was someone on this planet more deserving of such an award, it
would be Warhobbit.

George

"Phineas T Puddleduck" wrote in
message m_NOSPAM...



On 11/7/06 01:07, in article , "Art
Deco" wrote:

Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]


Poor Relf didn't win a single one too - The powerful Chung put paid to
that
;-).....


See, Jeff cant even manage to win a Kook Vote....

George wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
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The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--


What's the matter, Art?

Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems?

Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again?

Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement:

Kook of the Month
Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted

-- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have
voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime.

What a shame. Warholio is truly an apricot short of a full fruitcup. If
ever there was someone on this planet more deserving of such an award, it
would be Warhobbit.

He can always be renominated -- not all kooks are opening-month smash
successes like Chung the Fraud or Clockbrain.

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
****less."
-- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
George wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet
Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that
there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total
of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--


What's the matter, Art?

Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems?

Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again?

Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement:

Kook of the Month
Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted

-- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have
voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime.

What a shame. Warholio is truly an apricot short of a full fruitcup. If
ever there was someone on this planet more deserving of such an award, it
would be Warhobbit.

He can always be renominated -- not all kooks are opening-month smash
successes like Chung the Fraud or Clockbrain.

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
****less."
-- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain

Then again, not all of them have multiple personalities (seven, to be exact
and multiple psychoses like Warholio (at least six). He makes Sybil appear
quite tame in comparison. I keep holy water beside my monitor in case he
shows up unexpectedly. "Damien...Damien" :-)

George

nightbat wrote

george wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...

George wrote:


"Art Deco" wrote in message
...

Double-A wrote:


Art Deco wrote:

Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet
Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]


BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that
there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total
of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--


What's the matter, Art?

Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems?

Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again?

Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement:

Kook of the Month
Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted

-- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have
voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime.

What a shame. Warholio is truly an apricot short of a full fruitcup. If
ever there was someone on this planet more deserving of such an award, it
would be Warhobbit.

He can always be renominated -- not all kooks are opening-month smash
successes like Chung the Fraud or Clockbrain.

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
****less."
-- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain


Then again, not all of them have multiple personalities (seven, to be exact
and multiple psychoses like Warholio (at least six). He makes Sybil appear
quite tame in comparison. I keep holy water beside my monitor in case he
shows up unexpectedly. "Damien...Damien" :-)

George



nightbat

Holy water won't protect you against the likes of the coffee
boys or net Seans for they are both subject non normal human entities.
The coffee boys are suspected Gray influenced and the Seans are reported
intergalactic in origination and super advanced evolvement. The gifted
DRILL telescope and Sean weapon of choice for all profound Earth Science
Team Officers is far beyond anything presently known. It is primarily
for defense purposes only or deterrence. The Seans are a peaceful cosmic
reported race whose indicated concern is the planet. The Angelic Seans
being advised decedents of an aquatic porpoise mammelian like ancestry
would consider the throwing of holy water at them a sign of friendship.

ponder on,
the nightbat