VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2006

"Art Deco" wrote in message
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On Thu, 1 Jun 2006 13:40:29 -0500, "honestjohn"
wrote:


"Double-A" wrote in message
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Charles D. Bohne wrote:
On 1 Jun 2006 08:13:34 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

John, call me a stickler for details, but Art Deco has you on the
ballot for two awards and yet I can't find the post where he ever
nominated you. I can't find the seconds by Lionel either. He was
supposed to put NOMINATION in the title of any nomination. The
least
we should be able to expect is that they follow their own rules. Of
course, Sean broke his own rules when he allowed alt.astronomy to be
nominated for a chess piece too, so you never know.

Double-A

The least we should be able to expect is that they follow their own
rules.

Rules? What rules?
Their FAQ says that the ballot should not be abused for simple
revenge - and yet all they do is exactly that.

C.


'Tis true.

Double-A

One body is safe from "Revenge" Awards as long as there is a GAY Cabal in
charge of AUK! They know that they are wrong but will never change it
because I'm the one that kicked Colorado Carl so hard in the nads that he
ran off for a month! (to lick his wounds).

How about it Colorado Carl, know any more "Rastus" jokes?

Hay, I want to hear those nigra jokes too!

Colorado Carl tells about "Rastus" in this thread of "Worst Racial Jokes I
Ever Heard".

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.t...ac1d8782bf5ce0


J.Edgar Hoover a.k.a. Art Deco
**************************************
"J.Edgar Hoover" how lame, AND telling because J. Edgar was a cross-dresser
just like Carl.

"Double-A" wrote in message
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honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
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honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
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Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

honestjohn wrote:
"Honest John" wrote in
message

...
Double-A , disclosed in
.com:

.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
(John
Lennon,
Imagine)

i am gay and i have a 1 nite stand and its the second
time
i
have had
sex and when i came home i saw i had some blood on my
underwear and i
think i might have cot something

Go here, Double-A:


A new low, faker!


John, call me a stickler for details, but Art Deco has you
on
the
ballot for two awards and yet I can't find the post where he
ever
nominated you. I can't find the seconds by Lionel either.
He
was
supposed to put NOMINATION in the title of any nomination.
The
least
we should be able to expect is that they follow their own
rules.
Of
course, Sean broke his own rules when he allowed
alt.astronomy
to be
nominated for a chess piece too, so you never know.

Double-A

Profound advanced scientific thought process:

1. Saucerhead was unable to search for posts in question.
2. As a result, saucerhead concludes that AUK broke the
rules.
3. Announce results with whining.

As usual, clues are in short supply in alt.astronomy.

When are you ever going to get a clue, Deco?

Double-A

And now, the IKYABWAI lame.

--

You are replying to a fake, Art.

Double-A

Damn, Double-A, pretty soon all the fakers will be posting to each
other
and
the real posters will just sit back and shake our heads at how lame
all
this
fakery is. Now faker bots, where will the idiocy end?


Well they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. It's
kind of nice to think that someday I can retire from Usenet and my
character will continue posting without me! It's especially hard when
you have to decide whether to repudiate a post when you are agreeing
with what the faker said.

Do check the groups in the headers when you reply to these people
because I notice some are cross posting to pedo groups and that
probably is not where you want your posts to end up.

Double-A

Ok, what freakazoid would want pedos loose in their newsgroup?


bobandcarole for one, or is that two?

Double-A

Figures! Bob is definetly ****ed-up in the head!

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On 2 Jun 2006 08:24:16 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

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You are replying to a fake, Art.

Double-A

Damn, Double-A, pretty soon all the fakers will be posting to each
other and
the real posters will just sit back and shake our heads at how lame
all this
fakery is. Now faker bots, where will the idiocy end?


Well they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. It's
kind of nice to think that someday I can retire from Usenet and my
character will continue posting without me! It's especially hard
when
you have to decide whether to repudiate a post when you are agreeing
with what the faker said.

Do check the groups in the headers when you reply to these people
because I notice some are cross posting to pedo groups and that
probably is not where you want your posts to end up.

Double-A

Hey Fake Art and Double-Fake-A,

what happend to the Faking Fart Decor?

C.

He's still around:

The fake Art Deco is :::::::

On 1 Jun 2006 23:03:45 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:


Double-A wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Charles D. Bohne wrote:
On 1 Jun 2006 08:13:34 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

John, call me a stickler for details, but Art Deco has you on the
ballot for two awards and yet I can't find the post where he ever
nominated you. I can't find the seconds by Lionel either. He was
supposed to put NOMINATION in the title of any nomination. The least
we should be able to expect is that they follow their own rules. Of
course, Sean broke his own rules when he allowed alt.astronomy to be
nominated for a chess piece too, so you never know.

Double-A

The least we should be able to expect is that they follow their own rules.

Rules? What rules?
Their FAQ says that the ballot should not be abused for simple
revenge - and yet all they do is exactly that.

C.


'Tis true.

Double-A

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"

Yes, we all know you're a cry baby, coffee boy Deco. Like the time Sean
spanked you. You cried like a baby for days.

Double-A

Fake Post.

Double-A

are you sure? youve been wrong so many times before. and thats not
even counting before today.

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room."
-Dave Hillstrom

On Fri, 2 Jun 2006 09:51:26 -0500, "honestjohn"
wrote:


"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

honestjohn wrote:
"Honest John" wrote in message

...
Double-A , disclosed in
.com:

.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. (John
Lennon,
Imagine)

i am gay and i have a 1 nite stand and its the second time i
have had
sex and when i came home i saw i had some blood on my
underwear and i
think i might have cot something

Go here, Double-A:


A new low, faker!


John, call me a stickler for details, but Art Deco has you on the
ballot for two awards and yet I can't find the post where he ever
nominated you. I can't find the seconds by Lionel either. He was
supposed to put NOMINATION in the title of any nomination. The
least
we should be able to expect is that they follow their own rules. Of
course, Sean broke his own rules when he allowed alt.astronomy to be
nominated for a chess piece too, so you never know.

Double-A

Profound advanced scientific thought process:

1. Saucerhead was unable to search for posts in question.
2. As a result, saucerhead concludes that AUK broke the rules.
3. Announce results with whining.

As usual, clues are in short supply in alt.astronomy.

When are you ever going to get a clue, Deco?

Double-A

And now, the IKYABWAI lame.

--

You are replying to a fake, Art.

Double-A

Damn, Double-A, pretty soon all the fakers will be posting to each other and
the real posters will just sit back and shake our heads at how lame all this
fakery is. Now faker bots, where will the idiocy end?

probably right after you leave usenet, dishonest john.

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room."
-Dave Hillstrom

On Fri, 02 Jun 2006 14:59:29 -0400, dave hillstrom
opined:

On Fri, 2 Jun 2006 09:51:26 -0500, "honestjohn"
wrote:


"Double-A" wrote in message
roups.com...

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

honestjohn wrote:
"Honest John" wrote in message

news:230F26A2.61B5494D.B77670D0.AE03D9F8@broke n-impregnator.co.th...
Double-A , disclosed in
.com:

.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. (John
Lennon,
Imagine)

i am gay and i have a 1 nite stand and its the second time i
have had
sex and when i came home i saw i had some blood on my
underwear and i
think i might have cot something

Go here, Double-A:


A new low, faker!


John, call me a stickler for details, but Art Deco has you on the
ballot for two awards and yet I can't find the post where he ever
nominated you. I can't find the seconds by Lionel either. He was
supposed to put NOMINATION in the title of any nomination. The
least
we should be able to expect is that they follow their own rules. Of
course, Sean broke his own rules when he allowed alt.astronomy to be
nominated for a chess piece too, so you never know.

Double-A

Profound advanced scientific thought process:

1. Saucerhead was unable to search for posts in question.
2. As a result, saucerhead concludes that AUK broke the rules.
3. Announce results with whining.

As usual, clues are in short supply in alt.astronomy.

When are you ever going to get a clue, Deco?

Double-A

And now, the IKYABWAI lame.

--

You are replying to a fake, Art.

Double-A

Damn, Double-A, pretty soon all the fakers will be posting to each other and
the real posters will just sit back and shake our heads at how lame all this
fakery is. Now faker bots, where will the idiocy end?

probably right after you leave usenet, dishonest john.

If he takes Bowtie with him, sure.
--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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On Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:15:47 +1000, Lionel wrote:

On Fri, 02 Jun 2006 14:59:29 -0400, dave hillstrom
opined:

On Fri, 2 Jun 2006 09:51:26 -0500, "honestjohn"
wrote:


"Double-A" wrote in message
groups.com...

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

honestjohn wrote:
"Honest John" wrote in message

news:230F26A2.61B5494D.B77670D0.AE03D9F8@brok en-impregnator.co.th...
Double-A , disclosed in
.com:

.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. (John
Lennon,
Imagine)

i am gay and i have a 1 nite stand and its the second time i
have had
sex and when i came home i saw i had some blood on my
underwear and i
think i might have cot something

Go here, Double-A:


A new low, faker!


John, call me a stickler for details, but Art Deco has you on the
ballot for two awards and yet I can't find the post where he ever
nominated you. I can't find the seconds by Lionel either. He was
supposed to put NOMINATION in the title of any nomination. The
least
we should be able to expect is that they follow their own rules. Of
course, Sean broke his own rules when he allowed alt.astronomy to be
nominated for a chess piece too, so you never know.

Double-A

Profound advanced scientific thought process:

1. Saucerhead was unable to search for posts in question.
2. As a result, saucerhead concludes that AUK broke the rules.
3. Announce results with whining.

As usual, clues are in short supply in alt.astronomy.

When are you ever going to get a clue, Deco?

Double-A

And now, the IKYABWAI lame.

--

You are replying to a fake, Art.

Double-A

Damn, Double-A, pretty soon all the fakers will be posting to each other and
the real posters will just sit back and shake our heads at how lame all this
fakery is. Now faker bots, where will the idiocy end?

probably right after you leave usenet, dishonest john.

If he takes Bowtie with him, sure.

im thinking that bowtie is more of the evul asshole ****headed fixture
of uselessnet, and until WE ALL GO TO USENET 2 (guffaw) well be
saddled with him.

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room."
-Dave Hillstrom

Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On 1 Jun 2006 23:03:45 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"

Yes, we all know you're a cry baby, coffee boy Deco. Like the time Sean
spanked you. You cried like a baby for days.

Double-A

Fake Post.

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Maybe - but a good one :-)

Double-A

Let "Deco" decorate his pants from inside :-)
C.

Oh look, Chu*k does scat lames now.

P.S.: No fake - this is approved and signed...

Gosh, you are *smard*.

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--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"And without accurate measuring techniques, how can they even
*call* quantum theory a "scientific" one? How can it possibly
be referred to as a "fundamental branch of physics"?"
-- Painsnuh the Lamer

"Well, orientals moved to the U.S. and did amazingly well on
their own, and the races are related (brown)."
-- "Honest" John pontificates on racial purity

"Significant new ideas have rarely come from the ranks of
the establishment."
-- Double-A on technology development

Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

honestjohn wrote:
"Honest John" wrote in message
...
Double-A , disclosed in
.com:

.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. (John Lennon,
Imagine)

i am gay and i have a 1 nite stand and its the second time i have had
sex and when i came home i saw i had some blood on my underwear and i
think i might have cot something

Go here, Double-A:


A new low, faker!


John, call me a stickler for details, but Art Deco has you on the
ballot for two awards and yet I can't find the post where he ever
nominated you. I can't find the seconds by Lionel either. He was
supposed to put NOMINATION in the title of any nomination. The least
we should be able to expect is that they follow their own rules. Of
course, Sean broke his own rules when he allowed alt.astronomy to be
nominated for a chess piece too, so you never know.

Double-A

Profound advanced scientific thought process:

1. Saucerhead was unable to search for posts in question.
2. As a result, saucerhead concludes that AUK broke the rules.
3. Announce results with whining.

As usual, clues are in short supply in alt.astronomy.

--

Can't produce the posts, huh Art?

Whine much?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"And without accurate measuring techniques, how can they even
*call* quantum theory a "scientific" one? How can it possibly
be referred to as a "fundamental branch of physics"?"
-- Painsnuh the Lamer

"Well, orientals moved to the U.S. and did amazingly well on
their own, and the races are related (brown)."
-- "Honest" John pontificates on racial purity

"Significant new ideas have rarely come from the ranks of
the establishment."
-- Double-A on technology development

On Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:40:04 +0200, Charles D. Bohne
wrote:

On 2 Jun 2006 08:24:16 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

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You are replying to a fake, Art.

Double-A

Damn, Double-A, pretty soon all the fakers will be posting to each
other and
the real posters will just sit back and shake our heads at how lame
all this
fakery is. Now faker bots, where will the idiocy end?


Well they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. It's
kind of nice to think that someday I can retire from Usenet and my
character will continue posting without me! It's especially hard
when
you have to decide whether to repudiate a post when you are agreeing
with what the faker said.

Do check the groups in the headers when you reply to these people
because I notice some are cross posting to pedo groups and that
probably is not where you want your posts to end up.

Double-A

Hey Fake Art and Double-Fake-A,

what happend to the Faking Fart Decor?

He's still around, Boner.