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Old April 8th 06, 09:44 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Twitty You must have shelter. Go to the Salvation Army. Stay at the
library.during the day near a warm radiator. Go into a hospital waiting
room. for once its dark you must be safe. If I was alone I would have
you stay with me here in Florida. I could cheer you up. You must find
peace of mind. Reach out for help. Don't ride the sub-ways. I wish to
be part of any plan captain nightbat has to help you get back on your
feet. Don't panic. We all love you Bert

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Old April 9th 06, 05:19 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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It would be nice if someone would give her a plane ticket to Australia ..
She could come and stay and eat at my place and get help much easier than
over there ...

L
Bee
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Twitty You must have shelter. Go to the Salvation Army. Stay at the
library.during the day near a warm radiator. Go into a hospital waiting
room. for once its dark you must be safe. If I was alone I would have
you stay with me here in Florida. I could cheer you up. You must find
peace of mind. Reach out for help. Don't ride the sub-ways. I wish to
be part of any plan captain nightbat has to help you get back on your
feet. Don't panic. We all love you Bert



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Old April 9th 06, 06:53 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

Twitty You must have shelter. Go to the Salvation Army. Stay at the
library.during the day near a warm radiator. Go into a hospital waiting
room. for once its dark you must be safe. If I was alone I would have
you stay with me here in Florida. I could cheer you up. You must find
peace of mind. Reach out for help. Don't ride the sub-ways. I wish to
be part of any plan captain nightbat has to help you get back on your
feet. Don't panic. We all love you Bert


nightbat

Thank you Officer Bert and to mental counterpart Trebert for
emergency returning you to duty. I am well pleased in his decision to
Captain's request to comply and return you to profound Earth Science
Team service. I have net advised Officer Twitty to go to the 42nd St.
and Broadway Travelers Aid Office immediately since she is now stranded
and ask to be sent to her new duty home at Indy Base One. I will protect
and help her as one of my best Team Officers. Welcome back Officer Bert,
welcome back!

Your Captain General,
Captain nightbat
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Old April 9th 06, 10:14 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat Bert is taking care of his virtual friend Twitty in his
universe,and I Treb taking care of the exact same problem in mine. We
both do what we can. Bert takes care of personal stuff,and until 6/6/06
I Treb do all the original science stuff. Trebert

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Old April 11th 06, 06:29 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

nightbat Bert is taking care of his virtual friend Twitty in his
universe,and I Treb taking care of the exact same problem in mine. We
both do what we can. Bert takes care of personal stuff,and until 6/6/06
I Treb do all the original science stuff. Trebert


nightbat

You slipped up and the Captain caught it Trebert don't deny it
it, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Stop taking the credit for Officer Bert's
pronunciations for only one of you has a Sean ticket and that's Officer
Bert. Don't worry you're secret is safe with me just return my Officer
Bert to permanent duty and forget this 666 nonsense. We have enough to
ponder about what with Officer Warhol's 2012 Wormwood comet and all.
Don't mind Saul he's found a new playmate in the lonesome sidewalk
astronomer.

carry on,
the nightbat
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Old April 12th 06, 12:21 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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What Wormwood comet, frootbat? It doesn't exist, period!

Saul Levy


On Tue, 11 Apr 2006 00:29:30 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

nightbat Bert is taking care of his virtual friend Twitty in his
universe,and I Treb taking care of the exact same problem in mine. We
both do what we can. Bert takes care of personal stuff,and until 6/6/06
I Treb do all the original science stuff. Trebert


nightbat

You slipped up and the Captain caught it Trebert don't deny it
it, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Stop taking the credit for Officer Bert's
pronunciations for only one of you has a Sean ticket and that's Officer
Bert. Don't worry you're secret is safe with me just return my Officer
Bert to permanent duty and forget this 666 nonsense. We have enough to
ponder about what with Officer Warhol's 2012 Wormwood comet and all.
Don't mind Saul he's found a new playmate in the lonesome sidewalk
astronomer.

carry on,
the nightbat

 




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