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Old January 19th 06, 11:18 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

Giant Jelly fish invading Japan, maybe a few maybe
thousands now overtaking Japans fishing industry, heaven help us all!
Never have such large Jelly Fish ever been planetary spotted I mean they
are huge, bigger then sumo wrestlers they say and now that's big.
Mothers don't let the kids any where near the shore, sea captains beware
for these monsters can kill a horse, the end must be so near.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/wor..._0106jellyfish

Oh the humanity, for Officer Bert had warned us that the fish might be
hungry but this is ridiculous. Ole Saul thinks the planet goings on
funny business is normal but wait till one appears over here and
swallows a movie star or big city Mayor then watch the fireworks begin.
We thought psycho sharks were bad enough and now Jumbo Jelly Fish
potentially stinging and killing folks, it's the end, it's the end, why
didn't they listen to Warhol? Oh yeah that's right he never told us
about them.

ponder on,
the nightbat
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Old January 20th 06, 12:27 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Giant Jelly fish invading Japan, maybe a few maybe
thousands now overtaking Japans fishing industry, heaven help us all!
Never have such large Jelly Fish ever been planetary spotted I mean they
are huge, bigger then sumo wrestlers they say and now that's big.
Mothers don't let the kids any where near the shore, sea captains beware
for these monsters can kill a horse, the end must be so near.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/wor..._0106jellyfish

Oh the humanity, for Officer Bert had warned us that the fish might be
hungry but this is ridiculous. Ole Saul thinks the planet goings on
funny business is normal but wait till one appears over here and
swallows a movie star or big city Mayor then watch the fireworks begin.
We thought psycho sharks were bad enough and now Jumbo Jelly Fish
potentially stinging and killing folks, it's the end, it's the end, why
didn't they listen to Warhol? Oh yeah that's right he never told us
about them.

ponder on,
the nightbat



Holy mackeral, nightbat, the fishing industry is being devastated!

The invasion of the Giant Jelly Fish is underway as we speak!

A result of global warming, scientists speculate?

As big as sumo wrestlers!

Don't those things sting too?!

Well, there was one solution suggested.

We could eat them!

Double-A

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Old January 20th 06, 12:39 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...
| Holy mackeral, nightbat, the fishing industry is being devastated!
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| The invasion of the Giant Jelly Fish is underway as we speak!
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| A result of global warming, scientists speculate?
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| As big as sumo wrestlers!
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| Don't those things sting too?!
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| Well, there was one solution suggested.
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| We could eat them!

We would need some giant peanuts to be invading somewhere,
then we could have peanut butter and jelly fish
yuck..
lol



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Old January 20th 06, 12:59 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Right frootbat! Maybe the Japanese eat jellyfish too! I wouldn't be
surprised. For a movie star lets start with Sean Penn. For a mayor,
who else but Ray Nagin!

Now who will tell the jelly fish to get chompin'?

Saul Levy


On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 18:18:37 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

Giant Jelly fish invading Japan, maybe a few maybe
thousands now overtaking Japans fishing industry, heaven help us all!
Never have such large Jelly Fish ever been planetary spotted I mean they
are huge, bigger then sumo wrestlers they say and now that's big.
Mothers don't let the kids any where near the shore, sea captains beware
for these monsters can kill a horse, the end must be so near.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/wor..._0106jellyfish

Oh the humanity, for Officer Bert had warned us that the fish might be
hungry but this is ridiculous. Ole Saul thinks the planet goings on
funny business is normal but wait till one appears over here and
swallows a movie star or big city Mayor then watch the fireworks begin.
We thought psycho sharks were bad enough and now Jumbo Jelly Fish
potentially stinging and killing folks, it's the end, it's the end, why
didn't they listen to Warhol? Oh yeah that's right he never told us
about them.

ponder on,
the nightbat

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Old January 20th 06, 03:21 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat When I was about 10 years old swimming in low tide at Revere
Beach(its north of Boston) I was bitten on my back by a white jelly
fish. The pain was like a red hot poker. It left a mark on my back
that lasted for two years Best never go near jelly fish. TreBert

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Old January 20th 06, 03:51 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

nightbat When I was about 10 years old swimming in low tide at Revere
Beach(its north of Boston) I was bitten on my back by a white jelly
fish. The pain was like a red hot poker. It left a mark on my back
that lasted for two years Best never go near jelly fish. TreBert


nightbat

Correct but these reported Japan Jelly Fish are huge nothing
ever been seen like them before. They are coming to the surface and
going after all humans what the heck? What possibly opened in the center
of the Earth to start letting these strange beasts through? TreBert what
ever Officer oc gravity distortions you may be causing being over here
is troubling so you better stop while there are still some humans left.
Give me back Officer Bert before it is too late.

on alert,
the nightbat
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Old January 21st 06, 04:54 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat schreef:

nightbat wrote

Giant Jelly fish invading Japan, maybe a few maybe
thousands now overtaking Japans fishing industry, heaven help us all!
Never have such large Jelly Fish ever been planetary spotted I mean they
are huge, bigger then sumo wrestlers they say and now that's big.
Mothers don't let the kids any where near the shore, sea captains beware
for these monsters can kill a horse, the end must be so near.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/wor..._0106jellyfish

Oh the humanity, for Officer Bert had warned us that the fish might be
hungry but this is ridiculous. Ole Saul thinks the planet goings on
funny business is normal but wait till one appears over here and
swallows a movie star or big city Mayor then watch the fireworks begin.
We thought psycho sharks were bad enough and now Jumbo Jelly Fish
potentially stinging and killing folks, it's the end, it's the end, why
didn't they listen to Warhol? Oh yeah that's right he never told us
about them.

ponder on,
the nightbat


Wrong I did post many Warnings about sea monsters and krakenkraken....'

http://groups.google.be/groups?q=war...en&qt_s=Search

this kind of post I made many times read here a example.
".......There are indeed the biblical Judeans and there are *******
Khazar
Jews.....the later are a cancerous tumor to the world..."

"I believe distinguishing the two is the most important belief anyone
can
have.......because it is they who had control of the 20th
century....and now
the 21st century they are having some mayor problems, Their Math was
wrong...... Now here is the INTERNET the most deadley weapon against
the
Zogs and Kraken Kraken...."

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Old January 21st 06, 05:32 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

Warhol wrote:

nightbat schreef:

nightbat wrote

Giant Jelly fish invading Japan, maybe a few maybe
thousands now overtaking Japans fishing industry, heaven help us all!
Never have such large Jelly Fish ever been planetary spotted I mean they
are huge, bigger then sumo wrestlers they say and now that's big.
Mothers don't let the kids any where near the shore, sea captains beware
for these monsters can kill a horse, the end must be so near.

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/wor..._0106jellyfish

Oh the humanity, for Officer Bert had warned us that the fish might be
hungry but this is ridiculous. Ole Saul thinks the planet goings on
funny business is normal but wait till one appears over here and
swallows a movie star or big city Mayor then watch the fireworks begin.
We thought psycho sharks were bad enough and now Jumbo Jelly Fish
potentially stinging and killing folks, it's the end, it's the end, why
didn't they listen to Warhol? Oh yeah that's right he never told us
about them.

ponder on,
the nightbat


Officer Warhol
Wrong I did post many Warnings about sea monsters and krakenkraken....'

http://groups.google.be/groups?q=war...en&qt_s=Search

this kind of post I made many times read here a example.
".......There are indeed the biblical Judeans and there are *******
Khazar
Jews.....the later are a cancerous tumor to the world..."

"I believe distinguishing the two is the most important belief anyone
can
have.......because it is they who had control of the 20th
century....and now
the 21st century they are having some mayor problems, Their Math was
wrong...... Now here is the INTERNET the most deadley weapon against
the
Zogs and Kraken Kraken...."


nightbat

Very good Officer Warhol I stand corrected for you did warn of
potential impending mega large monsters rising from the depths of the
Earth like scorpions. Ok that puts you up a few notches on profound
Earth Science Team honorarium for you positively tried saving humans
lives. Let the non believes and clueless see for themselves the power of
honest science reporting not the commercial slanted one.

carry on,
the nightbat
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Old January 22nd 06, 10:52 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Warhol wrote:

nightbat schreef:

nightbat wrote

Giant Jelly fish invading Japan, maybe a few maybe
thousands now overtaking Japans fishing industry, heaven help us all!
Never have such large Jelly Fish ever been planetary spotted I mean they
are huge, bigger then sumo wrestlers they say and now that's big.
Mothers don't let the kids any where near the shore, sea captains beware
for these monsters can kill a horse, the end must be so near.

See:

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/wor...-06&feature=ne
wz_0106jellyfish

Oh the humanity, for Officer Bert had warned us that the fish might be
hungry but this is ridiculous. Ole Saul thinks the planet goings on
funny business is normal but wait till one appears over here and
swallows a movie star or big city Mayor then watch the fireworks begin.
We thought psycho sharks were bad enough and now Jumbo Jelly Fish
potentially stinging and killing folks, it's the end, it's the end, why
didn't they listen to Warhol? Oh yeah that's right he never told us
about them.

ponder on,
the nightbat


Officer Warhol
Wrong I did post many Warnings about sea monsters and krakenkraken....'

http://groups.google.be/groups?q=war...en&qt_s=Search

this kind of post I made many times read here a example.
".......There are indeed the biblical Judeans and there are *******
Khazar
Jews.....the later are a cancerous tumor to the world..."

"I believe distinguishing the two is the most important belief anyone
can
have.......because it is they who had control of the 20th
century....and now
the 21st century they are having some mayor problems, Their Math was
wrong...... Now here is the INTERNET the most deadley weapon against
the
Zogs and Kraken Kraken...."


nightbat

Very good Officer Warhol I stand corrected for you did warn of
potential impending mega large monsters rising from the depths of the
Earth like scorpions. Ok that puts you up a few notches on profound
Earth Science Team honorarium for you positively tried saving humans
lives. Let the non believes and clueless see for themselves the power of
honest science reporting not the commercial slanted one.


Is there anything you won't believe, frootbat?

lame on,
the nightbat


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What if we go to war with China,and it costs us 25 million troops? Would
it not be better to give the bird flu to China ducks.Fits with using
atomic bombs rather than losing a million men to invade Japan. TreBert

 




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