Wealthy Chinese head to the stars

http://www.spacedaily.com/2005/05022....vytckl0s.html

Pat

Pat Flannery wrote in
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http://www.spacedaily.com/2005/05022....vytckl0s.html

In the People's Paradise they have filthy rich
who can afford to throw away that kind of money?

Marx and Mao must surely be spinning in their graves.

--Damon

On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 20:10:57 -0600, Pat Flannery
wrote:

http://www.spacedaily.com/2005/05022....vytckl0s.html

Pat

With six you get egg roll.


Rusty

Damon Hill wrote:

In the People's Paradise they have filthy rich
who can afford to throw away that kind of money?

Marx and Mao must surely be spinning in their graves.



The Chinese have a wonderful ability to redefine their "communism" on a
week-to-week basis; a few years back they came up with the motto "To Be
Rich Is Glorious!" which I don't believe is found anywhere in the works
of Marx and Engels.

Pat

Rusty wrote:


With six you get egg roll.






Wonderful flight...but half an hour later you want to fly again.
Okay, who's going to be first to do the "no tickee-no flyee" joke? :-)

Pat

On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 21:53:42 -0600, Pat Flannery
wrote:

Okay, who's going to be first to do the "no tickee-no flyee" joke? :-)

"Herro! Citee Spacerines! Where you want to go?"

OM

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Pat Flannery wrote:
Rusty wrote:



Wonderful flight...but half an hour later you want to fly again.
Okay, who's going to be first to do the "no tickee-no flyee" joke?
:-)

Pat

Three Chinese astronauts die during a spaceflight and get to the Pearly
Gates.

St.Peter takes one look and says, "You guys can't come in here!"

First Chinese astronaut says, "Why not ?"

St. Peter says, "Because you are a bunch of heathens."

The three Chinese astronauts look at each other, then at St.Peter and
say, "NO-NO we good christens !"

St. Peter says, "If you are such good Christians tell me what is Easter
?"

First Chinese astronaut, "Ah Easter that easy, a big fat man with red
suit go around and give toys to everybody!!!"

St.Peter, "Sorry you are wrong. You guys have two chances left to get
in here !!"

Second Chinese astronaut, "Ok I know this one. Cook a big turkey and go
around and say thank you , thank you, thank you !!!"

St. Peter, "Wrong again!!! Last chance."

Third Chinese astronaut, "Okay first you take a Jezzu Chrise and nail
him to cross..."

St Peter, "Go on,...."

Third Chinese astronaut, "Then you take him down and put him in ground
and roll up big rock !!"

St. Peter, "Very good what happens then ?"

Third Chinese astronaut, "After three day, roll away big rock. He come
out and see shadow go back in 'Winter another six week' !!!!"