PUTTING CRIME IN RHYME

The pseudos, just how LOW can they stoop?
At long last Truth's standing up to their group
Their brains in defiance
To cornhole true science
Our poor grandkids, the sad victims of dupe.

Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com

Man as Old as Coal

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The petrified human cranium embedded in the boulder --
one of a large number of petrified human remains found
between Pennsylvania's anthracite veins -- is displayed
in a glass case at the Unsolved Mysteries pavilion at
World Mystery Park in Interlaken, Switzerland.

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/skull/MVC-024S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/skull/MVC-025S.JPG

Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com

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DISCOVERIES IN CARBONIFEROUS STRATA
(Time to Burn the Anthropology Textbooks)

PETRIFIED FINGER AND TOE:
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Au29/MVC-016S.JPG

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THE VERY FIRST DISCOVERY IN JUNE 1981
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith1/first.jpg

PREMOLAR TOOTH FOUND INSIDE JAW-LIKE AREA
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-014S.JPG

FAVORABLE TESTING OF PREMOLAR TOOTH
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/coalbones/graph.gif
http://edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/result.gif
http://edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/z1.jpg
http://edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/compatible.gif

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PETRIFIED HUMAN CALVARIUM (PART OF SKULL)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/krogwskull.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/MVC-006S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/MVC-007S.JPG

This specimen was identified by Wilton Krogman, one of
the world’s foremost human anatomists and author of the
book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine."

CATSCAN TEST ON CALVARIUM
http://www.edconrad.com/images/catcalv.jpg

American Medical Laboratories tested this specimem
using calculus analysis by crystallography and found
"a composition of dried blood intermingled with a few
small crystals resembling calcium oxalate dihydrate."

OFFICIAL LABORATORY REPORT
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-012S.JPG

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ANOTHER PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL (IN A BOULDER)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/skulla.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith1/other1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z2_2.jpg

HAVERSIAN CANALS EXIST IN SKULL IN THE BOULDER
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/proof1.jpg

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PETRIFIED HUMAN FEMUR
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z6femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith1/z7femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Spec/MVC-001S.JPG

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PORTION OF A PETRIFIED TIBIA
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossil/z15tib2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossil/z15tib1.jpg

SEM COMPARES SPECIMEN WITH BONE AT 2,000X
http://edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/bones.jpg

HAVERSIAN CANALS IN PETRIFIED TIBIA
http://edconrad.com/canals/slide1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/canals/0505160x.jpg

Additionally, American Medical Laboratories performed
calculus analysis by crystallography and determined that
it "consisted predominately of dried blood and protein."
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-006S.JPG

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PETRIFIED GALL BLADDER, CONTAINING GALLSTONE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z5gall.jpg
A CatSCAN revealed it contains a gall stone

Another favorable testing result on gall bladder
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-010S.JPG

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HEMISPHERE OF PETRIFIED HUMAN BRAIN
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-001S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-002S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-004S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-005S.JPG

PETRIFIED HUMAN LUNG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-015S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-016S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-017S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-018S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-019S.JPG

PETRIFIED HUMAN MANDIBLES (JAW BONES)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Bones/MVC-006S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Bones/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Bones/MVC-011S.JPG

PETRIFIED HUMAN MANDIBLE (FRONTAL)
Here's another petrified hominid jaw, the frontal portion. Inclusions
are embedded in it, possibly teeth or even part of the tongue.
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-002S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-001S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-004S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-005S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-006S.JPG

PAIR OF PETRIFIED FETUSES (ONE STILL IN SLATE)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-010S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-011S.JPG

PORTION OF PETRIFIED DINOSAUR FOOT IN SLATE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-013S.JPG

HANDCRAFTED WOODEN TOOL TURNED TO COAL
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-001S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-002S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-004S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-005S.JPG

GIANT CANINE TOOTH
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/1tooth.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-009S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-008S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-006S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-010S.JPG

PORTION OF GIANT PETRIFIED SCORPION
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-001S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-022S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-020S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-008S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-017S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossilxx/MVC-006S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-021S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-009S.JPG

PETRIFIED EGGS
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-021F.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-022F.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-023F.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-024F.JPG

DINOSAUR FOOT EMBEDDED IN SLATE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossilxx/Dfoot.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossil/MVC-039S.JPG

MYSERIOUS SPECIMEN EMBEDDED IN SLATE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/coalbones/inslate1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/coalbones/inslate5.jpg

THREE INTRIGUING SPECIMENS
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-004S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-005S.JPG

TWO SIMILIAR SPECIMENS FOUND 25 MILES APART
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossilx/MVC-016S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossilx/MVC-017S.JPG

INFORMATION ABOUT PETRIFIED BONES
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/textbook.gif
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/thefactthat.gif

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YERKES CONFIRMS SPECIMEN IS INDEED BONE
One of the specimens was positively identified as petrified bone
by the Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center at Emory
University in Atlanta, Ga., which bone expert Wilton Krogman
described as "the most prestigious institution of its kind in the
world."

Jeremy Dahl, one of its bone experts who examined and tested
it, even put it in writing and signed his name, also making
a drawing of the specimen that he had examined and tested..

http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/YERKES1.TIF
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/YERKES2.TIF
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/YERKES3.TIF

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RAYMOND DART IMPRESSED
The late, great Raymond Dart, MD., examined some of the specimens
after Krogman informed him about them. This photo shows Dart holding
what Krogman identified as a calvarium, a human cranium with the eye
sockets broken off.
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/fossilx/dart.jpg

RAYMOND DART'S LETTER
28 October, 1983
Dear Mr. Conrad:

This is being written as a follow-up to our meeting here in
Philadelphia on Saturday, Oct. 15, during which I had the
opportunity to examine many of the rock-like objects you
had discovered in the coal fields of Pennsylvania, near
Shenandoah.
In my opinion, the vast majority bear the contour of bone
and well may be petrified bone.

I was particularly intrigued by one of your specimens which
I agree bears a distinct resemblance to a dainosaur head
or a hominid skullcap, heavily petrified.

Based on our vast ignorance about volcanology, as regards
both anatomy and anthropology, I am of the opinion that your
findings definitely warrant intense investigation by that subject's
foremost experts, especially here in America where so many
volcanic disturbances occur even today.
Yours sincerely,
Raymond A. Dart (signed)

Raymond A. Dart, M.D.
Institute of Man
The Institutes for the Achievement of Human Potential
8801 Stenton Avenue
Philadelphia, Pa. 19118

PHOTO OF ED CONRAD WITH RAYMOND DART
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/coalbones/wdart.jpg

PETRIFIED BONES IN GIANT SLAB OF SLATE
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-002S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-003S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-004S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-005S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-006S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-007S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-008S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-009S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-011S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/N...s/MVC-012S.JPG

CONSPIRACY AGAINST IMMANUEL VELIKOVSKY
http://edconrad.com/ebay/Petrifiedx/MVC-010S.JPG
http://edconrad.com/ebay/Petrifiedx/MVC-011S.JPG

HOW DARWIN FELT ABOUT EVOLUTION OF THE EYE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/truth/tosuppose.gif

TRUTH BOUND TO CATCH UP WITH FICTION
http://edconrad.com/canals/hooton.gif

CONSPIRACY AGAINST TRUTH -- AND MANKIND
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/coalbones/edyournot.gif

ONE HONEST NEWSPAPER'S HEADLINE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Vel1/MVC-001S.JPG


Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Coal

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(cc) talk.origins

After being mentioned in 26,800 different postings to talk.origins
over the past seven-eight years, moderator David Ian Greig finally
has decided he -- and the pseudos nesting there -- want no more
of me and the truth that has emerged.

Consequently, ALL of my postings are being rejected.

This is in direct violation of talk.origins' charter and by-laws, but
we've long known the pseudos don't play by the rules..

So I imagine they'll never see this posting.

On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 12:13:50 GMT, Ed Conrad
wrote:



The pseudos, just how LOW can they stoop?
At long last Truth's standing up to their group
Their brains in defiance
To cornhole true science
Our poor grandkids, the sad victims of dupe.

Ed Conrad

A moron named Conrad attempted one day
To sell phony fossils to folks on e-bay,
"These verses will lure them," he smirked as he wrote,
"I'll rake in a million and loudly I'll gloat."

"By newsgroup and newsgroup I'll shamelessly spam;
I'll lie and I'll slander to buttress the scam;
I'll sell them a man who is older than coal,
And thereby allow me to get off the dole."

But sadly, events didn't follow Ed's plan;
His rocks didn't sell (and his verse didn't scan).
No one would allow him to plunder their purses;
In fact, all he got was a chorus of curses.

So cry for poor Eddie, of assholes the prince,
Less brains than his boulders, less honor than sense;
For we all must concede (though we wish him the pox),
He's shown us a man who is dumber than rocks.



[Selected items from the "catalog" retained:


American Medical Laboratories tested this specimem
using calculus analysis by crystallography and found
"a composition of dried blood intermingled with a few
small crystals resembling calcium oxalate dihydrate."

OFFICIAL LABORATORY REPORT
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-012S.JPG

That is, they reported that whatever was given them to examine, it
definitely wasn't a fossil. Way to scam, dumbass.


HAVERSIAN CANALS IN PETRIFIED TIBIA
http://edconrad.com/canals/slide1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/canals/0505160x.jpg

Additionally, American Medical Laboratories performed
calculus analysis by crystallography and determined that
it "consisted predominately of dried blood and protein."
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/AML/MVC-006S.JPG

So that one couldn't have been a fossil either. Another kidney stone,
or did you maybe cut yourself shaving this time?


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YERKES CONFIRMS SPECIMEN IS INDEED BONE
One of the specimens was positively identified as petrified bone
by the Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center at Emory
University in Atlanta, Ga., which bone expert Wilton Krogman
described as "the most prestigious institution of its kind in the
world."

Jeremy Dahl, one of its bone experts who examined and tested
it, even put it in writing and signed his name, also making
a drawing of the specimen that he had examined and tested..

http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/YERKES1.TIF
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/YERKES2.TIF
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/YERKES3.TIF

And the last paragraph begins: "In conclusion, I do not believe there
is any evidence to suggest that the fragment is primate material."


--
Bill Snyder [This space unintentionally left blank.]

Would you quit responding to Conrad please?


stePH
--
"A lion will exert himself to the utmost, even when entering the tiger's
den to throw baby rabbits off a cliff!" -- Moroboshi Ataru

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 13:15:02 -0800, stePH
wrote:

Would you quit responding to Conrad please?

Probably not, at least as long as the miserable [Oedipal]
[coprophagous] [lovechild] keeps spamming in volume. But FWIW I
sympathize and would/will consider you entirely justified in plonking
me, publicly and in ALL CAPS and even accompanied by a few
imprecations if you find the offense heinous enough.

--
Bill Snyder [This space unintentionally left blank.]

Bill Snyder wrote:

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 13:15:02 -0800, stePH
wrote:


Would you quit responding to Conrad please?


Probably not, at least as long as the miserable [Oedipal]
[coprophagous] [lovechild] keeps spamming in volume. But FWIW I
sympathize and would/will consider you entirely justified in plonking
me,

Done.


stePH
--
"A lion will exert himself to the utmost, even when entering the tiger's
den to throw baby rabbits off a cliff!" -- Moroboshi Ataru