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Old March 17th 07, 12:34 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Shark Attacks Lawyer off Florida Beach

Adam McMichael, of Boynton Beach Florida was attacked by a shark while
surfing at Tiger Shores Beach on Hutchinson Island, Florida, Sunday,
March 11, 2007. McMichael, a Palm Beach County prosecutor from nearby
Boynton Beach suffered severe damage to his right forearm by the
unidentified shark.
McMichael cried for help during the attack and witnesses on shore saw
part of McMichael's arm and a trail of blood behind him as he paddled
back to shore. Witnesses on the beach applied a tourniquet to stem the
flow of blood until emergency medical personnel arrived.
McMichael told witnesses at the scene he felt a tug but never saw the
shark. He thought he had lost his arm in the attack.
The victim was taken to Martin Memorial Medical Center in nearby
Stuart, Florida for surgery in an effort to repair his shoulder and
save his arm.

World Shark News
http://www.kittyhawkfreepress.com/whiteshark.html

He is a heavy eater of beef. Me thinks it dotH harm to his wit
Wm Shakespeare in Twelfth Night

their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are.
Romeo and Juliet

Eat carnivore **** and die.

--
The vedas say that when someone
is injured by the elements,
by plants (tree falling) or
animals, it is directly ordered by God

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Old March 17th 07, 03:45 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Only proves that sharks have bad taste when it comes to food.


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Shark Attacks Lawyer off Florida Beach

Adam McMichael, of Boynton Beach Florida was attacked by a shark while
surfing at Tiger Shores Beach on Hutchinson Island, Florida, Sunday,
March 11, 2007. McMichael, a Palm Beach County prosecutor from nearby
Boynton Beach suffered severe damage to his right forearm by the
unidentified shark.
McMichael cried for help during the attack and witnesses on shore saw
part of McMichael's arm and a trail of blood behind him as he paddled
back to shore. Witnesses on the beach applied a tourniquet to stem the
flow of blood until emergency medical personnel arrived.
McMichael told witnesses at the scene he felt a tug but never saw the
shark. He thought he had lost his arm in the attack.
The victim was taken to Martin Memorial Medical Center in nearby
Stuart, Florida for surgery in an effort to repair his shoulder and
save his arm.

World Shark News
http://www.kittyhawkfreepress.com/whiteshark.html

He is a heavy eater of beef. Me thinks it dotH harm to his wit
Wm Shakespeare in Twelfth Night

their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are.
Romeo and Juliet

Eat carnivore **** and die.

--
The vedas say that when someone
is injured by the elements,
by plants (tree falling) or
animals, it is directly ordered by God



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Old March 17th 07, 03:52 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Are you a Layer, a Priest, a Banker... Fear the Sharks you angered
them with the deceiving words... Now they ask their money back... or
they eat you up.

As animals dont have Memories or traditions... They too are not
forgotten the crimes committed on them by fallen Human Kind... Time to
ask Forgiveness has come... or you all will suffer of wild Beast
Wrath.

Maybe you have forgotten, but you angered all elements

Redeem or DIE

On 17 mrt, 16:45, "Hagar" wrote:
Only proves that sharks have bad taste when it comes to food.

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Shark Attacks Lawyer off Florida Beach


Adam McMichael, of Boynton Beach Florida was attacked by a shark while
surfing at Tiger Shores Beach on Hutchinson Island, Florida, Sunday,
March 11, 2007. McMichael, a Palm Beach County prosecutor from nearby
Boynton Beach suffered severe damage to his right forearm by the
unidentified shark.
McMichael cried for help during the attack and witnesses on shore saw
part of McMichael's arm and a trail of blood behind him as he paddled
back to shore. Witnesses on the beach applied a tourniquet to stem the
flow of blood until emergency medical personnel arrived.
McMichael told witnesses at the scene he felt a tug but never saw the
shark. He thought he had lost his arm in the attack.
The victim was taken to Martin Memorial Medical Center in nearby
Stuart, Florida for surgery in an effort to repair his shoulder and
save his arm.


World Shark News
http://www.kittyhawkfreepress.com/whiteshark.html


He is a heavy eater of beef. Me thinks it dotH harm to his wit
Wm Shakespeare in Twelfth Night


their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are.
Romeo and Juliet


Eat carnivore **** and die.


--
The vedas say that when someone
is injured by the elements,
by plants (tree falling) or
animals, it is directly ordered by God



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Old March 17th 07, 04:14 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Mar 17, 7:52 am, "Warthog" wrote:

... Fear the Sharks you angered
them with the deceiving words... Now they ask their money back... or
they eat you up.


Only proves that sharks have bad taste when it comes to food.


Sounds like fodder for some really mirthful lawyer jokes. See -

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm

oc


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Old March 17th 07, 06:59 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Shark Attacks Lawyer off Florida Beach

On 17 mrt, 17:14, "oldcoot" wrote:
On Mar 17, 7:52 am, "Warthog" wrote:

... Fear the Sharks you angered
them with the deceiving words... Now they ask their money back... or
they eat you up.
Only proves that sharks have bad taste when it comes to food.


Sounds like fodder for some really mirthful lawyer jokes. See -

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm

oc



Well... The Mill, the Stone, and the Water

All our desire is a grain of wheat.
Our whole personality is the milling-building.
But this mill grinds without knowing about it.

The mill stone is your heavy body.
What makes the stone turn is your thought-river.
The stone says: I don't know why we do all this, but the river
has knowledge!

If you ask the river, it says,
I don't know why I flow.
All I know is that a human opened the gate!

And if you ask the person, he says:
All I know, oh gobbler of bread, is that if this stone
Stops going around, there'll be no bread for your bread-
soup!

All this grinding goes on, and no one has any knowledge!
So just be quiet, and one day turn
To God, and say: "What is this about bread-making?"


'Rumi "The Soul is Here For Its Own Joy"

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Old March 24th 07, 06:21 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Shark Attacks Lawyer off Florida Beach

Just **** OFF, you stinking worthless piece of PIG ****, WartPlug!

Saul Levy


On 17 Mar 2007 08:52:02 -0700, "Warhol" wrote:

Are you a Layer, a Priest, a Banker... Fear the Sharks you angered
them with the deceiving words... Now they ask their money back... or
they eat you up.

As animals dont have Memories or traditions... They too are not
forgotten the crimes committed on them by fallen Human Kind... Time to
ask Forgiveness has come... or you all will suffer of wild Beast
Wrath.

Maybe you have forgotten, but you angered all elements

Redeem or DIE

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Old March 24th 07, 06:11 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Shark Attacks Lawyer off Florida Beach

Did that shark cometh (sic!), WartPlug?

Saul Levy


On 16 Mar 2007 17:34:51 -0700, "Warhol"
wrote:

Shark Attacks Lawyer off Florida Beach

Adam McMichael, of Boynton Beach Florida was attacked by a shark while
surfing at Tiger Shores Beach on Hutchinson Island, Florida, Sunday,
March 11, 2007. McMichael, a Palm Beach County prosecutor from nearby
Boynton Beach suffered severe damage to his right forearm by the
unidentified shark.
McMichael cried for help during the attack and witnesses on shore saw
part of McMichael's arm and a trail of blood behind him as he paddled
back to shore. Witnesses on the beach applied a tourniquet to stem the
flow of blood until emergency medical personnel arrived.
McMichael told witnesses at the scene he felt a tug but never saw the
shark. He thought he had lost his arm in the attack.
The victim was taken to Martin Memorial Medical Center in nearby
Stuart, Florida for surgery in an effort to repair his shoulder and
save his arm.

World Shark News
http://www.kittyhawkfreepress.com/whiteshark.html

He is a heavy eater of beef. Me thinks it dotH harm to his wit
Wm Shakespeare in Twelfth Night

their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are.
Romeo and Juliet

Eat carnivore **** and die.

 




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