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Old August 29th 06, 09:50 AM posted to alt.tv.real-world,rec.arts.poems,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical.recordings
Will Dockery
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dave hillstrom wrote:
On Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:56:56 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"?


Heh. It's smaller'n Pluto.


Hammes' bug**** snipped

for the usual reasons (orbital harmonics).


yer a real live rocket scientist, arent you.


http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/

"Dennis M. Hammes is one of the more tragically comic posters to Usenet
poetry. With hundreds of sonnets that he can't sell, and senility
approaching, the utter failure of his life is closing in on him,
prompting some flashes of real ugliness..."

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:

10. He actually sent money to one of those ads in the back of
a magazine which promised: "Earn Thousands Raising Worms!"

9. He thinks he owns a "publishing company."

8. He incessantly talks about, and plays with, swords.
( See photo at http://scrawlmark.org )

7. He talks a lot about "being a Man" and "having Ballz," yet
he's so short and physically gimpy that any moderately
aggressive 12-year-old girl could kick his ass.

6. He posts over 150 crappy messages every week to the poetry
newsgroups, just so he can maintain his "Top Poster" ranking
on Google.

5. He fancies himself a "poet," but the vast majority of his
"poetry" is unreadable self-congratulatory dreck that even
the vanity publishers won't touch.

4. After a quick visit to a search engine, he'll "hold court"
in the newsgroups on multitudinous subjects about which he
knows little or nothing.

3. He truly believes he has an audience that reads, and cares
about, his "poetry."

2. His fantasies to the contrary, he knows nothing about women.
Every redneck skank that he's ever managed to attract has
eventually left him.

And the Number One reason why Dennis Hammes is totally wacked:

1. Two words: "Litt. D."

--
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http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

The Ride (Combat Zone) by Shadowville All-Stars
Video by Janis Petersen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZ3VAmNTWc

Shadowville All-Stars information:
http://shadowvilleallstars.muddywolf.net/

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Old August 29th 06, 04:41 PM posted to alt.tv.real-world,rec.arts.poems,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical.recordings
dave hillstrom
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Default *** SAVE PLANET PLUTO !!! ****

On 29 Aug 2006 01:50:58 -0700, "Will Dockery"
wrote:


dave hillstrom wrote:
On Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:56:56 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"?


Heh. It's smaller'n Pluto.


Hammes' bug**** snipped

for the usual reasons (orbital harmonics).


yer a real live rocket scientist, arent you.


http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/

"Dennis M. Hammes is one of the more tragically comic posters to Usenet
poetry. With hundreds of sonnets that he can't sell, and senility
approaching, the utter failure of his life is closing in on him,
prompting some flashes of real ugliness..."

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:

10. He actually sent money to one of those ads in the back of
a magazine which promised: "Earn Thousands Raising Worms!"

9. He thinks he owns a "publishing company."

8. He incessantly talks about, and plays with, swords.
( See photo at http://scrawlmark.org )

7. He talks a lot about "being a Man" and "having Ballz," yet
he's so short and physically gimpy that any moderately
aggressive 12-year-old girl could kick his ass.

6. He posts over 150 crappy messages every week to the poetry
newsgroups, just so he can maintain his "Top Poster" ranking
on Google.

5. He fancies himself a "poet," but the vast majority of his
"poetry" is unreadable self-congratulatory dreck that even
the vanity publishers won't touch.

4. After a quick visit to a search engine, he'll "hold court"
in the newsgroups on multitudinous subjects about which he
knows little or nothing.

3. He truly believes he has an audience that reads, and cares
about, his "poetry."

2. His fantasies to the contrary, he knows nothing about women.
Every redneck skank that he's ever managed to attract has
eventually left him.

And the Number One reason why Dennis Hammes is totally wacked:

1. Two words: "Litt. D."


Will Dockery
Kook of the Month, January 2005
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2005
Unabomber Surprise

thank you for playing, Will. please try again when you arent such a
kook.

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
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Old August 29th 06, 06:28 PM posted to alt.astronomy
G=EMC^2 Glazier[_1_]
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If mother nature put Pluto in an orbit between Venus and Earth's it
would be fit to call it a planet. But that is far from the case. It
takes over 248 Earth years to go around the sun once. Being much
smaller than our moon does not help.(diameter 1429 miles) I see it as a
solid ice water planet,and best to add some methane,nitrogen,and carbon
monoxide ice and some rock since its in that Kuiper belt area.(why not?)
Bert

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Old August 29th 06, 06:40 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_1_]
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
If mother nature put Pluto in an orbit between Venus and Earth's it
would be fit to call it a planet. But that is far from the case. It
takes over 248 Earth years to go around the sun once. Being much
smaller than our moon does not help.(diameter 1429 miles) I see it as a
solid ice water planet,and best to add some methane,nitrogen,and carbon
monoxide ice and some rock since its in that Kuiper belt area.(why not?)
Bert



WHAT IF it's someday discovered that a majority of the Sun's "planets"
are in the Kuiper belt?

Double-A

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Old August 30th 06, 05:21 PM posted to alt.astronomy
G=EMC^2 Glazier[_1_]
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Double-A If you had all the mass in the Kuiper belt combined into one
planetary object I have a idea it would not add up to the mass of our
Moon. go figure Bert

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Old August 30th 06, 05:50 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_1_]
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Double-A If you had all the mass in the Kuiper belt combined into one
planetary object I have a idea it would not add up to the mass of our
Moon. go figure Bert



You just don't know, Bert. You might be able to make such a statement
about the asteroid belt because it is a lot closer and better known.
But the Kuiper belt has an immensity of dark unknown territory. Just
about anything could be out there.

Double-A

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Old August 29th 06, 06:53 PM posted to alt.tv.real-world,rec.arts.poems,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical.recordings
Will Dockery
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Default *** SAVE PLANET PLUTO !!! ****

dave hillstrom wrote:
On 29 Aug 2006 01:50:58 -0700, "Will Dockery" wrote:
dave hillstrom wrote:
On Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:56:56 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:


Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"?

Heh. It's smaller'n Pluto.


Hammes' bug**** snipped

for the usual reasons (orbital harmonics).

yer a real live rocket scientist, arent you.


http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/

"Dennis M. Hammes is one of the more tragically comic posters to Usenet
poetry. With hundreds of sonnets that he can't sell, and senility
approaching, the utter failure of his life is closing in on him,
prompting some flashes of real ugliness..."

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:

10. He actually sent money to one of those ads in the back of
a magazine which promised: "Earn Thousands Raising Worms!"

9. He thinks he owns a "publishing company."

8. He incessantly talks about, and plays with, swords.

7. He talks a lot about "being a Man" and "having Ballz," yet
he's so short and physically gimpy that any moderately
aggressive 12-year-old girl could kick his ass.

6. He posts over 150 crappy messages every week to the poetry
newsgroups, just so he can maintain his "Top Poster" ranking
on Google.

5. He fancies himself a "poet," but the vast majority of his
"poetry" is unreadable self-congratulatory dreck that even
the vanity publishers won't touch.

4. After a quick visit to a search engine, he'll "hold court"
in the newsgroups on multitudinous subjects about which he
knows little or nothing.

3. He truly believes he has an audience that reads, and cares
about, his "poetry."

2. His fantasies to the contrary, he knows nothing about women.
Every redneck skank that he's ever managed to attract has
eventually left him.

And the Number One reason why Dennis Hammes is totally wacked:

1. Two words: "Litt. D."


thank you for playing, Will.


You too, Dave.

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

The Ride (Combat Zone) by Shadowville All-Stars
Video by Janis Petersen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZ3VAmNTWc

Shadowville All-Stars information:
http://shadowvilleallstars.muddywolf.net/

 




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