The Great Airships of 1897!

In 1897 there were many sightings of great airships from California to
Texas. However the airplane would not be invented for another 6 years,
and neither had large dirigibles or blimps yet been flown. In Aurora,
Texas one such ship crashed into a windmill or tower and exploded. An
eyewitness said it was trailing smoke as it went down. It is reported
that local towns folk recovered a body from the wreckage which they
determined was not human, and suspected of being a Martian. They
buried the body in the town cemetery. They then disposed of the
wreckage down a well. Later the well was cleared a new owner of the
farm. He drank the water for twelve years, and his hands became
terribly deformed! Attempts have been made to exhume the body, and
examine the well, but necessary permissions have not been successfully
obtained. Bits of metal from an unusual aluminum-iron alloy have been
found at the reported crash site.

http://ufocasebook.com/Aurora.html

Does Darla know anything about this?

Double-A

Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
fake Double-Anus wrote:
In 1897 there were many sightings of great airships from California to
Texas. However the airplane would not be invented for another 6 years,
and neither had large dirigibles or blimps yet been flown. In Aurora,
Texas one such ship crashed into a windmill or tower and exploded. An
eyewitness said it was trailing smoke as it went down. It is reported
that local towns folk recovered a body from the wreckage which they
determined was not human, and suspected of being a Martian. They
buried the body in the town cemetery. They then disposed of the
wreckage down a well. Later the well was cleared a new owner of the
farm. He drank the water for twelve years, and his hands became
terribly deformed! Attempts have been made to exhume the body, and
examine the well, but necessary permissions have not been successfully
obtained. Bits of metal from an unusual aluminum-iron alloy have been
found at the reported crash site.

http://ufocasebook.com/Aurora.html

Does Darla know anything about this?

Double-Anus

Does Darla know you're an idiot?


You can stop talking like a kOokologist jerk now, Bruce.

They kicked you out and cosmic killfiled you a long time ago.

You couldn't even meet their abismally low standards!

Double-A

Double-A wrote:

In 1897 there were many sightings of great airships from California to
Texas. However the airplane would not be invented for another 6 years,
and neither had large dirigibles or blimps yet been flown. In Aurora,
Texas one such ship crashed into a windmill or tower and exploded. An
eyewitness said it was trailing smoke as it went down. It is reported
that local towns folk recovered a body from the wreckage which they
determined was not human, and suspected of being a Martian. They
buried the body in the town cemetery. They then disposed of the
wreckage down a well. Later the well was cleared a new owner of the
farm. He drank the water for twelve years, and his hands became
terribly deformed! Attempts have been made to exhume the body, and
examine the well, but necessary permissions have not been successfully
obtained. Bits of metal from an unusual aluminum-iron alloy have been
found at the reported crash site.

http://ufocasebook.com/Aurora.html

Very good, I see you are finally coming to grips with your true
saucerhead nature.

Does Darla know anything about this?

Why would a porpoise know anything about lighter-than-air flight?

Double-A


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fake Double-Anus wrote:
In 1897 there were many sightings of great airships from California to
Texas. However the airplane would not be invented for another 6 years,
and neither had large dirigibles or blimps yet been flown. In Aurora,
Texas one such ship crashed into a windmill or tower and exploded. An
eyewitness said it was trailing smoke as it went down. It is reported
that local towns folk recovered a body from the wreckage which they
determined was not human, and suspected of being a Martian. They
buried the body in the town cemetery. They then disposed of the
wreckage down a well. Later the well was cleared a new owner of the
farm. He drank the water for twelve years, and his hands became
terribly deformed! Attempts have been made to exhume the body, and
examine the well, but necessary permissions have not been successfully
obtained. Bits of metal from an unusual aluminum-iron alloy have been
found at the reported crash site.

http://ufocasebook.com/Aurora.html

Why isn't the EPA examining the well to find out why the owner who drank
from it became deformed? Isn't it the EPA's job to examine wells that
are connected to sicknesses?

Tim Bruening wrote:
fake Double-Anus wrote:
In 1897 there were many sightings of great airships from California to
Texas. However the airplane would not be invented for another 6 years,
and neither had large dirigibles or blimps yet been flown. In Aurora,
Texas one such ship crashed into a windmill or tower and exploded. An
eyewitness said it was trailing smoke as it went down. It is reported
that local towns folk recovered a body from the wreckage which they
determined was not human, and suspected of being a Martian. They
buried the body in the town cemetery. They then disposed of the
wreckage down a well. Later the well was cleared a new owner of the
farm. He drank the water for twelve years, and his hands became
terribly deformed! Attempts have been made to exhume the body, and
examine the well, but necessary permissions have not been successfully
obtained. Bits of metal from an unusual aluminum-iron alloy have been
found at the reported crash site.

http://ufocasebook.com/Aurora.html

Why isn't the EPA examining the well to find out why the owner who drank
from it became deformed? Isn't it the EPA's job to examine wells that
are connected to sicknesses?


This all happened years ago before the EPA existed. The well has now
been sealed under a concrete slab, and the present owner does not want
people excavating on his property.

Double-A

Double-A wrote:

Tim Bruening wrote:
fake Double-Anus wrote:
In 1897 there were many sightings of great airships from California to
Texas. However the airplane would not be invented for another 6 years,
and neither had large dirigibles or blimps yet been flown. In Aurora,
Texas one such ship crashed into a windmill or tower and exploded. An
eyewitness said it was trailing smoke as it went down. It is reported
that local towns folk recovered a body from the wreckage which they
determined was not human, and suspected of being a Martian. They
buried the body in the town cemetery. They then disposed of the
wreckage down a well. Later the well was cleared a new owner of the
farm. He drank the water for twelve years, and his hands became
terribly deformed! Attempts have been made to exhume the body, and
examine the well, but necessary permissions have not been successfully
obtained. Bits of metal from an unusual aluminum-iron alloy have been
found at the reported crash site.

http://ufocasebook.com/Aurora.html

Why isn't the EPA examining the well to find out why the owner who drank
from it became deformed? Isn't it the EPA's job to examine wells that
are connected to sicknesses?

This all happened years ago before the EPA existed. The well has now
been sealed under a concrete slab, and the present owner does not want
people excavating on his property.

I suggest that SF fans be asked to donate money which would be used to pay the
well owner to allow the well to be examined, and pay the cemetary owner to
allow the body to be exhumed.

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...


Double-A wrote:

Tim Bruening wrote:
fake Double-Anus wrote:
In 1897 there were many sightings of great airships from California
to
Texas. However the airplane would not be invented for another 6
years,
and neither had large dirigibles or blimps yet been flown. In
Aurora,
Texas one such ship crashed into a windmill or tower and exploded.
An
eyewitness said it was trailing smoke as it went down. It is
reported
that local towns folk recovered a body from the wreckage which they
determined was not human, and suspected of being a Martian. They
buried the body in the town cemetery. They then disposed of the
wreckage down a well. Later the well was cleared a new owner of the
farm. He drank the water for twelve years, and his hands became
terribly deformed! Attempts have been made to exhume the body, and
examine the well, but necessary permissions have not been
successfully
obtained. Bits of metal from an unusual aluminum-iron alloy have
been
found at the reported crash site.

http://ufocasebook.com/Aurora.html

Why isn't the EPA examining the well to find out why the owner who
drank
from it became deformed? Isn't it the EPA's job to examine wells that
are connected to sicknesses?

This all happened years ago before the EPA existed. The well has now
been sealed under a concrete slab, and the present owner does not want
people excavating on his property.

I suggest that SF fans be asked to donate money which would be used to pay
the
well owner to allow the well to be examined, and pay the cemetary owner to
allow the body to be exhumed.


Presumed: Buried while not dead yet!

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...
fake Double-Anus wrote:
In 1897 there were many sightings of great airships from California to
Texas. However the airplane would not be invented for another 6 years,
and neither had large dirigibles or blimps yet been flown. In Aurora,
Texas one such ship crashed into a windmill or tower and exploded. An
eyewitness said it was trailing smoke as it went down. It is reported
that local towns folk recovered a body from the wreckage which they
determined was not human, and suspected of being a Martian. They
buried the body in the town cemetery. They then disposed of the
wreckage down a well. Later the well was cleared a new owner of the
farm. He drank the water for twelve years, and his hands became
terribly deformed! Attempts have been made to exhume the body, and
examine the well, but necessary permissions have not been successfully
obtained. Bits of metal from an unusual aluminum-iron alloy have been
found at the reported crash site.

http://ufocasebook.com/Aurora.html

Why isn't the EPA examining the well to find out why the owner who drank
from it became deformed? Isn't it the EPA's job to examine wells that
are connected to sicknesses?

Wells that are connected to water are more useful.

Epidemiology was invented by a Doctor Dr John Snow who by careful deduction,
realised that a well in Broadwick Street, London feeding a pump was polluted
by Cholera from sewage leaking into its supply. He chained the pump up and
the disease stopped.

It's still there as a memorial to him.

http://www.ph.ucla.edu/epi/snow.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadwick_Street

fake Double-Anus wrote:
In 1897 there were many sightings of great airships from California to
Texas. However the airplane would not be invented for another 6 years,
and neither had large dirigibles or blimps yet been flown. In Aurora,
Texas one such ship crashed into a windmill or tower and exploded. An
eyewitness said it was trailing smoke as it went down. It is reported
that local towns folk recovered a body from the wreckage which they
determined was not human, and suspected of being a Martian. They
buried the body in the town cemetery. They then disposed of the
wreckage down a well. Later the well was cleared a new owner of the
farm. He drank the water for twelve years, and his hands became
terribly deformed! Attempts have been made to exhume the body, and
examine the well, but necessary permissions have not been successfully
obtained. Bits of metal from an unusual aluminum-iron alloy have been
found at the reported crash site.

http://ufocasebook.com/Aurora.html

I suggest that science fiction fans be informed of the above.

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...
fake Double-Anus wrote:
In 1897 there were many sightings of great airships from California to
Texas. However the airplane would not be invented for another 6 years,
and neither had large dirigibles or blimps yet been flown. In Aurora,
Texas one such ship crashed into a windmill or tower and exploded. An
eyewitness said it was trailing smoke as it went down. It is reported
that local towns folk recovered a body from the wreckage which they
determined was not human, and suspected of being a Martian. They
buried the body in the town cemetery. They then disposed of the
wreckage down a well. Later the well was cleared a new owner of the
farm. He drank the water for twelve years, and his hands became
terribly deformed! Attempts have been made to exhume the body, and
examine the well, but necessary permissions have not been successfully
obtained. Bits of metal from an unusual aluminum-iron alloy have been
found at the reported crash site.

http://ufocasebook.com/Aurora.html

I suggest that science fiction fans be informed of the above.

Confirms what I said in a previous thread where someone suggested that UFOs
always conformed to the style of the times when they were seen, when the
actual case is that flying objects have often appeared decades or centuries
before their style of construction has come around.