NOMINATION: alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for Clueless Newbie Award

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.

Double-A

Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A


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"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

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with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

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Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A




--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil

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wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A



--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

On 9 Oct 2005 12:06:26 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:


Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless
responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool,
and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.

A pleasure indeed. The really clueless deserve it.


Double-A

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

On 9 Oct 2005 12:06:26 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:


Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless
responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool,
and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.

A pleasure indeed. The really clueless deserve it.

Translation: "SA-LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP"


Double-A


--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and employee who
jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of direction
and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the month of
October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

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Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and employee who
jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of direction
and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the month of
October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses about
something.

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you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may
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without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other
copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted, either
deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without
notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental;
hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or
spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no
substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is"
without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities;
not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse
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