Joseph Bartlo fails to make hurricane Rita prediction

Pastor Pants wrote:

Nice of you to idle all that massively parallel brain power when it was
sorely needed.

The saucerheads made all kinds of hurricane predictions (all wrong, of
course), but nothing from Bartlo. Is he waiting for it to set itself
over eastern PA?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Art Deco wrote:

Pastor Pants wrote:

Nice of you to idle all that massively parallel brain power
when it was sorely needed.

The saucerheads made all kinds of hurricane predictions (all
wrong, of course), but nothing from Bartlo. Is he waiting for
it to set itself over eastern PA?

The fools could have used minor variations of the national
hurricane center's projections that anyone can easily find on the
web. Bartlo could have done that and sprinkled it with some
arcane meteorology terms, easily found on the same site, to make
it sound (to those who have never heard of him before) more like
a prediction instead of a wild guess. He couldn't lose, since he
could always say his minor variation was "about the same as" or
"better than" the actual event. So is Bartlo too stupid to think
of something that obvious, or is he a cowardly blowhard?
Sometimes I wonder if his weather interests aren't just part of
an unnatural attraction toward TV weather guys.

John Griffin wrote:

Art Deco wrote:

Pastor Pants wrote:

Nice of you to idle all that massively parallel brain power
when it was sorely needed.

The saucerheads made all kinds of hurricane predictions (all
wrong, of course), but nothing from Bartlo. Is he waiting for
it to set itself over eastern PA?

The fools could have used minor variations of the national
hurricane center's projections that anyone can easily find on the
web. Bartlo could have done that and sprinkled it with some
arcane meteorology terms, easily found on the same site, to make
it sound (to those who have never heard of him before) more like
a prediction instead of a wild guess.

Even the best forecasters use models and even other forecasts as guidance,
but we don't make wild guesses.

He couldn't lose, since he
could always say his minor variation was "about the same as" or
"better than" the actual event. So is Bartlo too stupid to think
of something that obvious, or is he a cowardly blowhard?
Sometimes I wonder if his weather interests aren't just part of
an unnatural attraction toward TV weather guys.

It is because of comments such as this from pests and liars why I don't
post forecasts here anymore. That problem must be dealt with first.

"Joseph Bartlo" wrote in message
...
John Griffin wrote:

Art Deco wrote:

Pastor Pants wrote:

Nice of you to idle all that massively parallel brain power
when it was sorely needed.

The saucerheads made all kinds of hurricane predictions (all
wrong, of course), but nothing from Bartlo. Is he waiting for
it to set itself over eastern PA?

The fools could have used minor variations of the national
hurricane center's projections that anyone can easily find on the
web. Bartlo could have done that and sprinkled it with some
arcane meteorology terms, easily found on the same site, to make
it sound (to those who have never heard of him before) more like
a prediction instead of a wild guess.

Even the best forecasters use models and even other forecasts as guidance,
but we don't make wild guesses.

He couldn't lose, since he
could always say his minor variation was "about the same as" or
"better than" the actual event. So is Bartlo too stupid to think
of something that obvious, or is he a cowardly blowhard?
Sometimes I wonder if his weather interests aren't just part of
an unnatural attraction toward TV weather guys.

It is because of comments such as this from pests and liars why I don't
post forecasts here anymore. That problem must be dealt with first.

Look waht I found. I come here to read about waether and I find crap. You
laid a big **** and I found it here. You crapper, why are you here leaving
dungmounds for me to eat with my eyes? WHY?

"Look waht I found.
I come here to read about waether
And I find crap.

You
Laid a big **** and I found it here.
You crapper,

Why are you here
Leaving

Dungmounds for me to eat
With my eyes?

WHY ~ ?
~ Fig Newton

"Big Shot's here ~
Where ~ ?"
~ Twittering

"Twittering One" wrote in message
oups.com...
"Look waht I found.
I come here to read about waether
And I find crap.

You
Laid a big **** and I found it here.
You crapper,

Why are you here
Leaving

Dungmounds for me to eat
With my eyes?

WHY ~ ?
~ Fig Newton

"Big Shot's here ~
Where ~ ?"
~ Twittering


Does this make me a published poet?

Joseph Bartlo wrote:
John Griffin wrote:


Art Deco wrote:


Pastor Pants wrote:


Nice of you to idle all that massively parallel brain power
when it was sorely needed.

The saucerheads made all kinds of hurricane predictions (all
wrong, of course), but nothing from Bartlo. Is he waiting for
it to set itself over eastern PA?

The fools could have used minor variations of the national
hurricane center's projections that anyone can easily find on the
web. Bartlo could have done that and sprinkled it with some
arcane meteorology terms, easily found on the same site, to make
it sound (to those who have never heard of him before) more like
a prediction instead of a wild guess.


Even the best forecasters use models and even other forecasts as guidance,
but we don't make wild guesses.

Sez you.

He couldn't lose, since he
could always say his minor variation was "about the same as" or
"better than" the actual event. So is Bartlo too stupid to think
of something that obvious, or is he a cowardly blowhard?
Sometimes I wonder if his weather interests aren't just part of
an unnatural attraction toward TV weather guys.


It is because of comments such as this from pests and liars why I don't
post forecasts here anymore. That problem must be dealt with first.

Oh, and when will you win that war against the pests, again? Can you
give us a situation report, Commander Bartlo?

nightbat wrote

Joseph Bartlo wrote:

John Griffin wrote:

Art Deco wrote:

Pastor Pants wrote:

Nice of you to idle all that massively parallel brain power
when it was sorely needed.

The saucerheads made all kinds of hurricane predictions (all
wrong, of course), but nothing from Bartlo. Is he waiting for
it to set itself over eastern PA?

The fools could have used minor variations of the national
hurricane center's projections that anyone can easily find on the
web. Bartlo could have done that and sprinkled it with some
arcane meteorology terms, easily found on the same site, to make
it sound (to those who have never heard of him before) more like
a prediction instead of a wild guess.

Even the best forecasters use models and even other forecasts as guidance,
but we don't make wild guesses.

He couldn't lose, since he
could always say his minor variation was "about the same as" or
"better than" the actual event. So is Bartlo too stupid to think
of something that obvious, or is he a cowardly blowhard?
Sometimes I wonder if his weather interests aren't just part of
an unnatural attraction toward TV weather guys.

It is because of comments such as this from pests and liars why I don't
post forecasts here anymore. That problem must be dealt with first.

nightbat

Don't worry about the clueless coffee boys for Officer Bohne has
them well trained and at bay. Join the elite alt.astronomy Earth Science
Team Officers for we are different then the rest, we know Darla. Third
most powerful Hurricane recorded and not one loss of life. Officer
Bert's hurricane experience is unprecedented for shear unwillingness to
leave his duty station, for he's got California dreams. And Officer
Double-A's tenacious North by Northwest surrounded volcano and burning
fires duty loyalty to mega Earth Science Team fans, unheard of. And
Officers Bohne and Ray's foreign reporting second to none. Officers
science poetic Painius and Twitty you couldn't ask for anything more. So
many profound Officers reporting round the globe join the Team and be
all that you are, one of us, a Star Earth Science Team Officer. You can
hopefully get the most coveted Science Team Officer Shirt and star glow
Cap if you can make the grade.

ponder on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Joseph Bartlo wrote:

John Griffin wrote:

Art Deco wrote:

Pastor Pants wrote:

Nice of you to idle all that massively parallel brain power
when it was sorely needed.

The saucerheads made all kinds of hurricane predictions (all
wrong, of course), but nothing from Bartlo. Is he waiting for
it to set itself over eastern PA?

The fools could have used minor variations of the national
hurricane center's projections that anyone can easily find on the
web. Bartlo could have done that and sprinkled it with some
arcane meteorology terms, easily found on the same site, to make
it sound (to those who have never heard of him before) more like
a prediction instead of a wild guess.

Even the best forecasters use models and even other forecasts as guidance,
but we don't make wild guesses.

He couldn't lose, since he
could always say his minor variation was "about the same as" or
"better than" the actual event. So is Bartlo too stupid to think
of something that obvious, or is he a cowardly blowhard?
Sometimes I wonder if his weather interests aren't just part of
an unnatural attraction toward TV weather guys.

It is because of comments such as this from pests and liars why I don't
post forecasts here anymore. That problem must be dealt with first.

nightbat

Don't worry about the clueless coffee boys for Officer Bohne has
them well trained and at bay.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Join the elite alt.astronomy Earth Science
Team Officers for we are different then the rest, we know Darla.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Third
most powerful Hurricane recorded and not one loss of life.

Hahahahahahhahahahhh h ahhhhh ahahahahah

Officer
Bert's hurricane experience is unprecedented for shear unwillingness to
leave his duty station, for he's got California dreams.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

And Officer
Double-A's tenacious North by Northwest surrounded volcano and burning
fires duty loyalty to mega Earth Science Team fans, unheard of.

Hahahahahahahah

And
Officers Bohne and Ray's foreign reporting second to none.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Officers
science poetic Painius and Twitty you couldn't ask for anything more.

hahahahahahahah ahhahahahahahahahhahahahah

So
many profound Officers reporting round the globe join the Team and be
all that you are, one of us, a Star Earth Science Team Officer.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha ahahahahahahahah

You can
hopefully get the most coveted Science Team Officer Shirt and star glow
Cap if you can make the grade.

Your very own set of over-starched Star Trek pajamas!

ponder on,
the nightbat

Translation: "SA-LUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!"

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Art Deco wrote:
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Joseph Bartlo wrote:

John Griffin wrote:

Art Deco wrote:

Pastor Pants wrote:

Nice of you to idle all that massively parallel brain power
when it was sorely needed.

The saucerheads made all kinds of hurricane predictions (all
wrong, of course), but nothing from Bartlo. Is he waiting for
it to set itself over eastern PA?

The fools could have used minor variations of the national
hurricane center's projections that anyone can easily find on the
web. Bartlo could have done that and sprinkled it with some
arcane meteorology terms, easily found on the same site, to make
it sound (to those who have never heard of him before) more like
a prediction instead of a wild guess.

Even the best forecasters use models and even other forecasts as guidance,
but we don't make wild guesses.

He couldn't lose, since he
could always say his minor variation was "about the same as" or
"better than" the actual event. So is Bartlo too stupid to think
of something that obvious, or is he a cowardly blowhard?
Sometimes I wonder if his weather interests aren't just part of
an unnatural attraction toward TV weather guys.

It is because of comments such as this from pests and liars why I don't
post forecasts here anymore. That problem must be dealt with first.

nightbat

Don't worry about the clueless coffee boys for Officer Bohne has
them well trained and at bay.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Join the elite alt.astronomy Earth Science
Team Officers for we are different then the rest, we know Darla.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Third
most powerful Hurricane recorded and not one loss of life.

Hahahahahahhahahahhh h ahhhhh ahahahahah

Officer
Bert's hurricane experience is unprecedented for shear unwillingness to
leave his duty station, for he's got California dreams.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

And Officer
Double-A's tenacious North by Northwest surrounded volcano and burning
fires duty loyalty to mega Earth Science Team fans, unheard of.

Hahahahahahahah


Oh, your laugh at my expense seems to be the shortest.

I am so proud!


And
Officers Bohne and Ray's foreign reporting second to none.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Officers
science poetic Painius and Twitty you couldn't ask for anything more.

hahahahahahahah ahhahahahahahahahhahahahah

So
many profound Officers reporting round the globe join the Team and be
all that you are, one of us, a Star Earth Science Team Officer.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha ahahahahahahahah

You can
hopefully get the most coveted Science Team Officer Shirt and star glow
Cap if you can make the grade.

Your very own set of over-starched Star Trek pajamas!

ponder on,
the nightbat

Translation: "SA-LUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!"

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler


Art, at this rate you are never going go get your cool Black Comet
T-shirt with which to draw chicks at the singles bar.

You will be doomed to be: Forever Nerd!

Double-A