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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters)
-- Funeral services were held
Saturday for a longtime expert at
the Smithsonian Insititution
who suffocated earlier this week
in a freak accident while searching
for answers to man's origin and
ancestry.
A Smithsonian officia said Chris
Krolczyk had to be buried in a 4-by-4-
foot casket because morticians were
unable to remove his head from his
rectum.
Krolyczk had inadvertently used
Crazy Glue instead of Vasoline and
was unable to remove his head,
according to forensic pathologists.

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