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Possible Last Words Spoken on the Columbia:
-"Dont be silly. If this was really the ships "Self-Destruct Button", do you think theyd leave it lying around where anyone could press it?" -"Hmmm...the sign on the door says, "AIRLOCK". I wonder whats inside." -"Dont worry. I know what Im doing!" -"No problem. Thats easy!" -"Those noises are probably nothing." -"Ill pull the lever." -"All clear, guys." -"Maybe this wasnt such a good idea." -"Hey, were out! Were safe!" -"It could be dangerous!" -"Uh Houston? Hello? Anyone?" -"Oh that, Ive seen that before..." -"What do you mean I hear popping?" -"But the directions SAID to Pull lever THEN flip switch !" -"Ill try to fix it." -"Uh, what does explosive decompression mean?" -"Trust me. I know what Im doing" -"Can you make out this next message? It looks like someone spilled coffee on the console." -"Well, at least I tried...?" -"What could possibly go wrong?" -"Ill attempt to patch it up." -"Airbrake? .....But Ive got it extended all the way." -"I have a very bad feeling about this." -"There is only one left..." -"Do something, SCHMUCK !" - "So... who knows how to drive?" -"Switch to 2nd system? Okay, what the hell..." -"Lets see whatll happen when I flip two switches together ?" -"But this was supposed to be foolproof!" -"Whats that sound?" POP "Uhh... oh-oh..." -"Watch this." |
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