i'm conducting an experiment...

i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after it
got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the ceiling
and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?

be sure to stand on ball bearings while you do this.

take a video of the thing to give to the funeral home.




Shotgun Blast wrote:

i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after it
got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the ceiling
and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?

abc wrote:
be sure to stand on ball bearings while you do this.

take a video of the thing to give to the funeral home.

lol I decided to abort the experiment. I was told that there wouldn't
be enough methane gas to lift me up, let alone blast me through the
roof.

And reaching escape velocity is impossible. Back to the drawing
board...




Shotgun Blast wrote:

i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after
it
got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the
ceiling
and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?

"Shotgun Blast"
egroups.com:



abc wrote:
be sure to stand on ball bearings while you do this.

take a video of the thing to give to the funeral home.

lol I decided to abort the experiment. I was told that there wouldn't
be enough methane gas to lift me up, let alone blast me through the
roof.

And reaching escape velocity is impossible. Back to the drawing
board...

Maybe if you tied rubber bands to your wrist to store the energy made when
oyu jerk off..


bertie

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Shotgun Blast writes


abc wrote:
be sure to stand on ball bearings while you do this.

take a video of the thing to give to the funeral home.

lol I decided to abort the experiment. I was told that there wouldn't
be enough methane gas to lift me up, let alone blast me through the
roof.

And reaching escape velocity is impossible. Back to the drawing
board...

Yeah, sure Charles. We'll just consider this as another of your
Starlight Cafe episodes.

Moron.

Rob
--
Rob Evans
When I see a swine
I reach for 45-calibre pearls.

try dynamite behind a garbage can....



Shotgun Blast wrote:

abc wrote:
be sure to stand on ball bearings while you do this.

take a video of the thing to give to the funeral home.

lol I decided to abort the experiment. I was told that there wouldn't
be enough methane gas to lift me up, let alone blast me through the
roof.

And reaching escape velocity is impossible. Back to the drawing
board...




Shotgun Blast wrote:

i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after
it
got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the
ceiling
and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?

"Shotgun Blast" wrote in
oups.com:

i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after it
got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the ceiling
and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?

Just use a bic lighter to light your farts.

Death to Smoochy wrote:
"Shotgun Blast" wrote in
oups.com:

i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after
it
got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the
ceiling
and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?

Just use a bic lighter to light your farts.

I forgot about that one. We use to do that in high school. We'd walk
around at night, and when someone got the urge to fart, they'd hit the
ground, throw their legs in the air, light the Zippo lighter, and
POOF!!! LOL!!! Those were the days... We were stoned out surfers and
jocks...

In article .com,
the messenjah said:



Death to Smoochy wrote:
"Shotgun Blast" wrote in
oups.com:

i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after
it
got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the
ceiling
and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?

Just use a bic lighter to light your farts.

I forgot about that one. We use to do that in high school. We'd walk
around at night, and when someone got the urge to fart, they'd hit the
ground, throw their legs in the air, light the Zippo lighter, and
POOF!!! LOL!!! Those were the days... We were stoned out surfers and
jocks...

Simply delusional.

--
Cm~

"the messenjah" wrote in
oups.com:

We'd walk
around at night, and when someone got the urge to fart, they'd hit the
ground, throw their legs in the air, light the Zippo lighter, and
POOF!!! LOL!!! Those were the days...

A zippo, huh? You're dating yourself.

But bics are much more fun. Get a bong that's about eighteen inches tall
and a bic lighter. Empty about sixty seconds worth of butane into the bong
and spark the lighter down by the carburetor. Then just sit back and watch
the fireworks. Make sure to do this after dark, with the lights out.

Don't use get a cricket, because they suck.