Alien Review - Clear, Dark Night-skies to All

We have returned from the Perseus arm and are once again back with you in
the Orion spur.

In our zest to learn more about you, we appear to have been a little rash.
Even a brief survey will uncover that many of the great posters who were
regularly uploading articles, both mainstream scientists and others, have
either slowed their rate of posting or have stopped posting altogether.
It was not our intent to bring on such a negative trend.
So we have decided to discontinue posting, at least for awhile.

If and when we post again to alt.astronomy, we shall try to maintain a low
profile and not draw too much attention to ourselves.
It has truly been an honor and privilege to communicate with you and to
learn from you.

Do remember the tips we gave you on anti-aging and the speed of light.
As one last hint - : if and when you attempt to take c to infinity, do so
slowly.
You will come to a crossroad.
Most researchers either miss the crossroad or disregard it and continue on,
only to end up nowhere.
Albert Einstein instinctively made the correct turn.
He took the road less traveled (indeed, the road never traveled before), and
it took him to a place of truth that he could not believe.
Before you discard your work as he did, be sure to get a second, perhaps
even a third opinion.

Let me close by clearing up some loose ends.

To Bert - : thank you for the email - quite fascinating.
Can you do that with moving film set at just the right time interval to see
the befores and afters as well?
If so, friend Bert, you may learn something new about light.

To Greysky - : I finally found time to finish reading your website.
Sorry it took me so long.
I found it rather astounding in some ways.
Keep after it, friend Greysky.

To Bill - : DHMO sounds strangely like H2O, doesn't it?
As with most everything, friend Bill, Nothing in excess, Everything in
moderation.
The wise among you make one exception to this, and one only.
You choose one thing to focus upon and to do in excess, hang any and all
moderation.
If you make the wrong choice, then it will destroy you.
If you make the right choice, it may carry you to the stars.

I hope your choice will be science, particularly astronomy!

Darla

"Darla" wrote in message
...
We have returned from the Perseus arm and are once again back with you in
the Orion spur.

In our zest to learn more about you, we appear to have been a little rash.
Even a brief survey will uncover that many of the great posters who were
regularly uploading articles, both mainstream scientists and others, have
either slowed their rate of posting or have stopped posting altogether.
It was not our intent to bring on such a negative trend.
So we have decided to discontinue posting, at least for awhile.

If and when we post again to alt.astronomy, we shall try to maintain a low
profile and not draw too much attention to ourselves.
It has truly been an honor and privilege to communicate with you and to
learn from you.

Do remember the tips we gave you on anti-aging and the speed of light.
As one last hint - : if and when you attempt to take c to infinity, do so
slowly.
You will come to a crossroad.
Most researchers either miss the crossroad or disregard it and continue
on,
only to end up nowhere.
Albert Einstein instinctively made the correct turn.
He took the road less traveled (indeed, the road never traveled before),
and
it took him to a place of truth that he could not believe.
Before you discard your work as he did, be sure to get a second, perhaps
even a third opinion.

Let me close by clearing up some loose ends.

To Bert - : thank you for the email - quite fascinating.
Can you do that with moving film set at just the right time interval to
see
the befores and afters as well?
If so, friend Bert, you may learn something new about light.

To Greysky - : I finally found time to finish reading your website.
Sorry it took me so long.
I found it rather astounding in some ways.
Keep after it, friend Greysky.

To Bill - : DHMO sounds strangely like H2O, doesn't it?
As with most everything, friend Bill, Nothing in excess, Everything in
moderation.
The wise among you make one exception to this, and one only.
You choose one thing to focus upon and to do in excess, hang any and all
moderation.
If you make the wrong choice, then it will destroy you.
If you make the right choice, it may carry you to the stars.

I hope your choice will be science, particularly astronomy!

Darla


Hi Darla-

I'm sorry to hear you will be reducing your presence in this tiny part of
the net. I don't think you should blame yourselves for the reduction you
have noticed... I think it may be simply due to the fact that Spring has
sprung down here in the electronic hemisphere of the world. But I understand
your need to run in silent running mode for a while. I hope it is a short
while. I am happy you found my little website interesting. My hope is, of
course, to also catch the interest of unique minds everywhere, both here and
'out there'. It's been a pleasure, truly. I do hope you can midify your
decision a bit to permit a few posts now and then? I sense it is a good
thing you're doing, besides chatting with friends, to also sublimely rattle
to boats of those who have the intelligence, but would rather use it to wrap
themselves in a cloak of reflecting arrogance rather than to push back the
darkness for us all a small bit.

As for the speed of light, well, many people forget that in the formula
E='MC^2' the MC term is really only the first term in a series, and most
scientists drop all but the first term thnking the contribution of those
other terms are unimportant. If you hold E as a constant while increasing
the C term to infinity, it does change things in surprising ways. Hey,
Einstein was right when he said Nothing can travel faster than light -
Nothing can go as fast as it wants to Unbounded perception. Yep.

As the old saying goes "May the winds of good fortune always fill your sails
and take you to the places you most wish to go."

Good sailing, Darla & Company, and please don't stop posting completely, Eh?

Greysky

www.allocations.cc
Learn how to build a FTL radio.

"Greysky" wrote in message
. com...

Hi Darla-

I'm sorry to hear you will be reducing your presence in this tiny part of
the net. I don't think you should blame yourselves for the reduction you
have noticed... I think it may be simply due to the fact that Spring has
sprung down here in the electronic hemisphere of the world.

You are probably correct, Greysky.
It just seems that lately alt.astronomy has been inundated with kooks, and
many posters likely include our group of seventeen explorers among them.
We of course will continue to monitor the group and will try to respond in a
timely manner if addressed directly.

But I understand
your need to run in silent running mode for a while. I hope it is a short
while. I am happy you found my little website interesting. My hope is, of
course, to also catch the interest of unique minds everywhere, both here
and
'out there'. It's been a pleasure, truly. I do hope you can midify your
decision a bit to permit a few posts now and then? I sense it is a good
thing you're doing, besides chatting with friends, to also sublimely
rattle
to boats of those who have the intelligence, but would rather use it to
wrap
themselves in a cloak of reflecting arrogance rather than to push back the
darkness for us all a small bit.

Wise words, however be sure to try to separate arrogance from skepticism.
At times, the two can be easily confused.
Skepticism can be good and healthy when viewed as a rung in the ladder of
knowledge.

As for the speed of light, well, many people forget that in the formula
E='MC^2' the MC term is really only the first term in a series, and most
scientists drop all but the first term thnking the contribution of those
other terms are unimportant. If you hold E as a constant while increasing
the C term to infinity, it does change things in surprising ways. Hey,
Einstein was right when he said Nothing can travel faster than light -
Nothing can go as fast as it wants to Unbounded perception. Yep.

As the old saying goes "May the winds of good fortune always fill your
sails
and take you to the places you most wish to go."

Good sailing, Darla & Company, and please don't stop posting completely,
Eh?

Greysky

www.allocations.cc
Learn how to build a FTL radio.



I hope your choice will be science, particularly astronomy!

Darla



I truly Do hope that more and more people will enter and strengthen the
field of astronomy.
You have so many awesome and wondrous things awaiting you in the coming
months and years.

Darla

Dear Darla I shall miss you the most. Now that I'm getting younger I
would like to meet you in 10 years.Most of my grey is gone. Glad you
found my pictures fascinating,and I do take them in my garage,and
Nightbat is right my wife does open my dark room door,but I have a lock
on it now. You Darla have not only a great science back ground,but
think like a philosopher I will take your advice and think young ,and
eat my Mexican sweet potatoes making my body and spirt youthful. We
live in the best of times,and I will never forget you. Your
virtual friend Bert

nightbat wrote

Darla wrote:

We have returned from the Perseus arm and are once again back with you in
the Orion spur.

In our zest to learn more about you, we appear to have been a little rash.
Even a brief survey will uncover that many of the great posters who were
regularly uploading articles, both mainstream scientists and others, have
either slowed their rate of posting or have stopped posting altogether.
It was not our intent to bring on such a negative trend.
So we have decided to discontinue posting, at least for awhile.

If and when we post again to alt.astronomy, we shall try to maintain a low
profile and not draw too much attention to ourselves.
It has truly been an honor and privilege to communicate with you and to
learn from you.

Do remember the tips we gave you on anti-aging and the speed of light.
As one last hint - : if and when you attempt to take c to infinity, do so
slowly.
You will come to a crossroad.
Most researchers either miss the crossroad or disregard it and continue on,
only to end up nowhere.
Albert Einstein instinctively made the correct turn.
He took the road less traveled (indeed, the road never traveled before), and
it took him to a place of truth that he could not believe.
Before you discard your work as he did, be sure to get a second, perhaps
even a third opinion.

Let me close by clearing up some loose ends.

To Bert - : thank you for the email - quite fascinating.
Can you do that with moving film set at just the right time interval to see
the befores and afters as well?
If so, friend Bert, you may learn something new about light.

To Greysky - : I finally found time to finish reading your website.
Sorry it took me so long.
I found it rather astounding in some ways.
Keep after it, friend Greysky.

To Bill - : DHMO sounds strangely like H2O, doesn't it?
As with most everything, friend Bill, Nothing in excess, Everything in
moderation.
The wise among you make one exception to this, and one only.
You choose one thing to focus upon and to do in excess, hang any and all
moderation.
If you make the wrong choice, then it will destroy you.
If you make the right choice, it may carry you to the stars.

I hope your choice will be science, particularly astronomy!

Darla

nightbat

Just like an ungrateful dear John letter posting alien space
bitch, just joking, who forgets to say good-bye to the humble guy
nightbat who reminded the visiting space crew of their space duties to
try to save one of their own, Sil. Oh, well, so much for intergalactic
protocol, just cut and run when the universal profound questions needing
answered are left to us Mavericks to answer. So what if some trolls want
in on the first alien contact, what else is new? Here I thought the
astute Pros was the holdback and it turns out the aliens decide to take
a hike and only respond to sci fi hype and Greysky thoughts of c. Tesla
had that argument with Einstein eons ago, get a clue. There are no fixed
frames of reference in space, so why not make one, like the speed of
light, big deal. And oc poured his heart out for mutual knowledge
exchange and got back H20, ok. Well at least Bert got Darla interested
in his home photos, let's just hope his earthly wife doesn't find out
about his darkroom internet space alien romance. And then what about the
other intelligent posters who took a chance and responded, what about
them, just chop meat?

Yes, humble nightbat, who only asked for decoder rings not telescopes,
to provide for the safety of our cosmic visitors, and sip, nada, we'll
be back. Heck, the least that Darla could have done was send us a pic of
herself so oc wouldn't think it was a total waste of time.

Well, go in peace our cosmic travelers, be careful if and when you
decide to make actual physical contact, and send us a post card from the
Perseus arm, if you can somehow remember humble nightbat.


the nightbat

Hey Night
You sure got the kiss-off from that space bimbette, huh?
She's actually smarter than i gave her credit for- figgered out
dihydrogen monoxide as H2O. oc

"nightbat" wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote


Just like an ungrateful dear John letter posting alien space
bitch, just joking, who forgets to say good-bye

This is not "goodbye," friend nightbat.
We shall all be here, or somewhere not so far away that we cannot monitor
your star system.
And all someone has to do to get our attention is whistle.

"You know how to whistle, don't you Steve?
You just put your lips together - and blow."

Trivia alert!
Astounding human classic movie containing this line = ___________.
Great star who gave Stellar performance and who "wolf-whistled" after the
line was said = ___________.
The other Great star who actually said the line = ____________.
Yet a third Stellar performer who was slapped by the wolf-whistler a little
later in the film = ___________.

You may have guessed?
Some of us truly Love to watch your movies!

to the humble guy
nightbat who reminded the visiting space crew of their space duties to
try to save one of their own, Sil.

Nightbat, I hope you did not miss the post where I, in great measure,
attempted to thank you for your "nagging" as it regarded our early return to
Perseus to rescue Silouen.
When we got to the coordinates of incarceration, Sil was but hanging on by a
thread.
Had we delayed, had we waited for the scheduled time of return to Perseus
and had not left early, we are convinced that Silouen would quite probably
be dead and gone from us.
You and you alone are directly responsible for saving Silouen's life.

And nobody thanks you More than I.
Sil is my closest friend, my closest relative - we are siblings.

You are a shining credit to the essence of life itself!

Oh, well, so much for intergalactic
protocol, just cut and run when the universal profound questions needing
answered are left to us Mavericks to answer. So what if some trolls want
in on the first alien contact, what else is new? Here I thought the
astute Pros was the holdback and it turns out the aliens decide to take
a hike and only respond to sci fi hype and Greysky thoughts of c. Tesla
had that argument with Einstein eons ago, get a clue. There are no fixed
frames of reference in space, so why not make one, like the speed of
light, big deal. And oc poured his heart out for mutual knowledge
exchange and got back H20,

It WAS H2O, nightbat.
It was one of the most interesting websites I have seen.
The author has creatively used the negative and poisonous sounding
"monoxide" to build a whole series of pros and cons as regards the chemical
compound "dihydrogen monoxide."

And as I told Bill, nothing in excess, Not Even Water - everything in
moderation.
While it isn't Easy to drink "too much" water, it CAN be done.
Especially when the water is to some level impure.

Bill HAS been one of our staunchest Naggers, hasn't he.
I suspect he has Red Hair! G

ok. Well at least Bert got Darla interested
in his home photos, let's just hope his earthly wife doesn't find out
about his darkroom internet space alien romance. And then what about the
other intelligent posters who took a chance and responded, what about
them, just chop meat?

Yes, humble nightbat, who only asked for decoder rings not telescopes,
to provide for the safety of our cosmic visitors, and sip, nada, we'll
be back. Heck, the least that Darla could have done was send us a pic of
herself so oc wouldn't think it was a total waste of time.

Well, go in peace our cosmic travelers, be careful if and when you
decide to make actual physical contact, and send us a post card from the
Perseus arm, if you can somehow remember humble nightbat.


the nightbat


You're our Hero, nightbat.
Even the Proz thinks so.

Darla

P.S. But don't outgrow yer hat-size, pilgrim.
Pros Pere

I see you finally figured out how to stop capitalizing your "emphasis"
during your "dictation". Good job!

And paragraphs, too! Wowie.

[xpoYxjibnuzyi!n

(Sorry, the capital Y was a typo.)

"Darla" wrote in message
...
We have returned from the Perseus arm and are once again back with you in
the Orion spur.

In our zest to learn more about you, we appear to have been a little rash.
Even a brief survey will uncover that many of the great posters who were
regularly uploading articles, both mainstream scientists and others, have
either slowed their rate of posting or have stopped posting altogether.
It was not our intent to bring on such a negative trend.
So we have decided to discontinue posting, at least for awhile.

If and when we post again to alt.astronomy, we shall try to maintain a low
profile and not draw too much attention to ourselves.
It has truly been an honor and privilege to communicate with you and to
learn from you.

Do remember the tips we gave you on anti-aging and the speed of light.
As one last hint - : if and when you attempt to take c to infinity, do so
slowly.
You will come to a crossroad.
Most researchers either miss the crossroad or disregard it and continue
on,
only to end up nowhere.
Albert Einstein instinctively made the correct turn.
He took the road less traveled (indeed, the road never traveled before),
and
it took him to a place of truth that he could not believe.
Before you discard your work as he did, be sure to get a second, perhaps
even a third opinion.

Let me close by clearing up some loose ends.

To Bert - : thank you for the email - quite fascinating.
Can you do that with moving film set at just the right time interval to
see
the befores and afters as well?
If so, friend Bert, you may learn something new about light.

To Greysky - : I finally found time to finish reading your website.
Sorry it took me so long.
I found it rather astounding in some ways.
Keep after it, friend Greysky.

To Bill - : DHMO sounds strangely like H2O, doesn't it?
As with most everything, friend Bill, Nothing in excess, Everything in
moderation.
The wise among you make one exception to this, and one only.
You choose one thing to focus upon and to do in excess, hang any and all
moderation.
If you make the wrong choice, then it will destroy you.
If you make the right choice, it may carry you to the stars.

I hope your choice will be science, particularly astronomy!

Darla

xpouop;jeod xdiuo[

xG

"What?!" wrote in message
om...
I see you finally figured out how to stop capitalizing your "emphasis"
during your "dictation". Good job!

And paragraphs, too! Wowie.

[xpoYxjibnuzyi!n

(Sorry, the capital Y was a typo.)

"Darla" wrote in message
...
We have returned from the Perseus arm and are once again back with you
in
the Orion spur.

In our zest to learn more about you, we appear to have been a little
rash.
Even a brief survey will uncover that many of the great posters who were
regularly uploading articles, both mainstream scientists and others,
have
either slowed their rate of posting or have stopped posting altogether.
It was not our intent to bring on such a negative trend.
So we have decided to discontinue posting, at least for awhile.

If and when we post again to alt.astronomy, we shall try to maintain a
low
profile and not draw too much attention to ourselves.
It has truly been an honor and privilege to communicate with you and to
learn from you.

Do remember the tips we gave you on anti-aging and the speed of light.
As one last hint - : if and when you attempt to take c to infinity, do
so
slowly.
You will come to a crossroad.
Most researchers either miss the crossroad or disregard it and continue
on,
only to end up nowhere.
Albert Einstein instinctively made the correct turn.
He took the road less traveled (indeed, the road never traveled before),
and
it took him to a place of truth that he could not believe.
Before you discard your work as he did, be sure to get a second, perhaps
even a third opinion.

Let me close by clearing up some loose ends.

To Bert - : thank you for the email - quite fascinating.
Can you do that with moving film set at just the right time interval to
see
the befores and afters as well?
If so, friend Bert, you may learn something new about light.

To Greysky - : I finally found time to finish reading your website.
Sorry it took me so long.
I found it rather astounding in some ways.
Keep after it, friend Greysky.

To Bill - : DHMO sounds strangely like H2O, doesn't it?
As with most everything, friend Bill, Nothing in excess, Everything in
moderation.
The wise among you make one exception to this, and one only.
You choose one thing to focus upon and to do in excess, hang any and all
moderation.
If you make the wrong choice, then it will destroy you.
If you make the right choice, it may carry you to the stars.

I hope your choice will be science, particularly astronomy!

Darla

From 'Darla':

xpouop;jeod xdiuo[

xG

Spaced-out space babe must be Pentecostal, talkin' glossolalia. oc