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Old January 22nd 04, 10:05 PM
nine thirty
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Default Hoaxie Alert C to C AM - Mars Rover silenced by Alien Greys ??

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )



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Old January 22nd 04, 10:28 PM
Mr.
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In article ps.com, "nine
thirty" wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )



The Martians tried to ride on it...and they infected it with a computer
virus. NASA should have used Macintosh software.


Cheers,

Mr. Red

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Old January 22nd 04, 10:34 PM
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"Mr. (Fair'n'Balanced) Red " wrote in message
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In article ps.com, "nine
thirty" wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )



The Martians tried to ride on it...and they infected it with a computer
virus. NASA should have used Macintosh software.


The *real* cause:
"Spirit has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down"
(last transmission of blue screen of death)

- pack


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Old January 23rd 04, 01:44 AM
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" The *real* cause:
"Spirit has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down"
(last transmission of blue screen of death)

- pack



Well, if that's the case that's an easy one. Just go out to the sound
stage where the rover is, and hit the reset button.


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Old January 22nd 04, 10:48 PM
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nine thirty wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?


PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )


The marks have not sent Hoaxie enough money yet.
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Old January 23rd 04, 02:57 PM
Carl R. Osterwald
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In article , \\The Commentator//
wrote:

nine thirty wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?


PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )


The marks have not sent Hoaxie enough money yet.


You called it.

His whiny voice was extra shrill last night as he begged for the
hoax-to-hoax rubes to grease his paypal account enough so that brave,
brave Sir Dr. Richard CEEE Hoagland can continue the crusade by holding
a press conference in Wash. D.C. that will expose The Bad Guys.


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Old January 23rd 04, 07:24 PM
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"Carl R. Osterwald" wrote in message
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You called it.

His whiny voice was extra shrill last night as he begged for the
hoax-to-hoax rubes to grease his paypal account enough so that brave,
brave Sir Dr. Richard CEEE Hoagland can continue the crusade by holding
a press conference in Wash. D.C. that will expose The Bad Guys.


......how much would you bet that all those $$$ going into
that PayPal account is really going to Korean
"washy-wash girls" at some Massage Palour located
in a W. Hollywood or Compton CA strip mall...?

...the seedy ones that have adleast one Dollar Store, One Chinese
Takeout, one Check Cashing Agency and one Tobacco, News
and Lottery Agent Store, all located in the same one story tall block
of late-1960's rust stained concrete decaying storefront. : ) : )

.....gee folks, I mean can't you just imagine, Hoagie coming out of
"Madame Foo-Foo's Oriental Masseuse" with a ****-eating
grin on his face, and holding the door an sayin hi to Jimmy Swaggart
or Robert Tilton, who are on their way in ?

Glub Bless Amerika!

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Old January 24th 04, 03:03 AM
Carl R. Osterwald
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In article s.com, Dr
Anton Phibes wrote:

"Carl R. Osterwald" wrote in message
...

You called it.

His whiny voice was extra shrill last night as he begged for the
hoax-to-hoax rubes to grease his paypal account enough so that brave,
brave Sir Dr. Richard CEEE Hoagland can continue the crusade by holding
a press conference in Wash. D.C. that will expose The Bad Guys.


.....how much would you bet that all those $$$ going into
that PayPal account is really going to Korean
"washy-wash girls" at some Massage Palour located
in a W. Hollywood or Compton CA strip mall...?

..the seedy ones that have adleast one Dollar Store, One Chinese
Takeout, one Check Cashing Agency and one Tobacco, News
and Lottery Agent Store, all located in the same one story tall block
of late-1960's rust stained concrete decaying storefront. : ) : )

....gee folks, I mean can't you just imagine, Hoagie coming out of
"Madame Foo-Foo's Oriental Masseuse" with a ****-eating
grin on his face, and holding the door an sayin hi to Jimmy Swaggart
or Robert Tilton, who are on their way in ?


Including the disturbed Hoaxie poof hairdo, this becomes a disturbing
image.


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Official AFA-B Bully and Gummint Disinformation Agent
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Old January 24th 04, 05:45 AM
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"Carl R. Osterwald" wrote:

In article , \\The Commentator//
wrote:

nine thirty wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?


PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )


The marks have not sent Hoaxie enough money yet.


You called it.

His whiny voice was extra shrill last night as he begged for the
hoax-to-hoax rubes to grease his paypal account enough so that brave,
brave Sir Dr. Richard CEEE Hoagland can continue the crusade by holding
a press conference in Wash. D.C. that will expose The Bad Guys.

-=-=-=-=-

Official AFA-B Bully and Gummint Disinformation Agent


The last time Hoaxie held a press briefing in DC, the Washington Post
called him a "kook." You would think he would have learned the lesson
by now, but nooooo...
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Old January 24th 04, 06:06 AM
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"\The Commentator//" wrote in message
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"Carl R. Osterwald" wrote:


The last time Hoaxie held a press briefing in DC, the
Washington Post called him a "kook." You would think
he would have learned the lesson by now, but nooooo...


I find it interesting that all mention of Richard C being
"Walter Cronkite's advisor" has disappeared over time.

I wonder if Cronkite asked him to stop?

Politely.
With a letter.
From an Attorney.

Just a guess ;

-Cap


 




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