Rich ******* reality, eg. 1

Several years ago, a very well-to do Canadian bought an 11" Ultima Celestron
to use in his...apartment. A day after delivering it, store owner gets a call
from rich *******'s frantic trophy wife saying that rich ******* has stripped
a screw on the scope, has guests coming and can't get it to work.
Store owner hears customer SCREAMING in the background.
Store owner (busy with in-store customers) says he'll call right back.
Rich *******'s trophy wife says:
"But David is UPSET!!!"

-Rich