Atheist Apocalypse

On Jul 16, 7:07*pm, Pat Flannery wrote:
- Who gives a hoot in hell what you do to your dick, but eating pork
will kill you. (the Buddha)

Ah, darn, forgot about that one! I wonder if there's a "both
circumcision and pork are mandatory", or a "both circumcision and pork
are forbidden" religion. I suppose there's got to be one somewhere,
with over 4,000 to choose from.

Damien Valentine wrote:

Ah, darn, forgot about that one! I wonder if there's a "both
circumcision and pork are mandatory"


I don't know about that, but a bacon cheeseburger with shrimp salad is
about as unkosher of a meal as it is possible to get, particularly if
you are at a ball park - as then there's a bat involved also. ;-)

Pat

On Jul 17, 5:03*pm, Pat Flannery wrote:
Damien Valentine wrote:

Ah, darn, forgot about that one! *I wonder if there's a "both
circumcision and pork are mandatory"

I don't know about that, but a bacon cheeseburger with shrimp salad
is about as unkosher of a meal as it is possible to get, particularly if
you are at a ball park - as then there's a bat involved also. ;-)

Shame on you, Pat, for forgetting the treyif possibility of all that
added to a sport that involves more than a dozen guys all trying
to grab a PIG-skinned ball...

A fatwa against the NFL ! g

Andre

Andre Lieven wrote:
Shame on you, Pat, for forgetting the treyif possibility of all that
added to a sport that involves more than a dozen guys all trying
to grab a PIG-skinned ball...


Remember, according to the Talmud, they _can_ catch that ball... as long
as they sell it to a gentile afterwards, and don't try to pitch it
themselves.
Mind you, there may be some time spent in the showers after that till
the sun sets. ;-)
Don't even get my started on the kosher ramifications of American
football, except that in its kosher form it looks a lot more like soccer
with a funny-shaped ball, with only feet being involved as a unclean
thing gets kicked around and left untouched.
Penalties can be severe, including being cursed unto the third generation.

Pat

On Jul 18, 8:12*am, Pat Flannery wrote:
Andre Lieven wrote:
Shame on you, Pat, for forgetting the treyif possibility of all that
added to a sport that involves more than a dozen guys all trying
to grab a PIG-skinned ball...

Remember, according to the Talmud, they _can_ catch that ball... as
long as they sell it to a gentile afterwards, and don't try to pitch it
themselves.

And, they'll make one *such* a deal... g

Mind you, there may be some time spent in the showers after that till
the sun sets. ;-)
Don't even get my started on the kosher ramifications of American
football, except that in its kosher form it looks a lot more like soccer
with a funny-shaped ball, with only feet being involved as a unclean
thing gets kicked around and left untouched.
Penalties can be severe, including being cursed unto the third generation..

Well, it can be bad to be cursed in hockey, too; Just ask the
1941-1993
New York Rangers...

Andre