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Old July 13th 09, 04:28 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Pat Flannery
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Will make thirteen crew on ISS/Shuttle total.
Now scheduled to lift off on thirteenth of month again.
Lightning strikes warning from Zeus, Muse Urania seen weeping.
Gods demand sacrifice, Jim Lovell must cast Boy Scout Silver Buffalo
award into sea while there is still time. ;-)

Pat
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Old July 13th 09, 12:11 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Dr.Colon Oscopy
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On Jul 12, 11:28*pm, Pat Flannery wrote: Will
make thirteen crew on ISS/Shuttle total. Now scheduled to lift off on
thirteenth of month again. Lightning strikes warning from Zeus, Muse
Urania seen weeping. Gods demand sacrifice, Jim Lovell must cast Boy
Scout Silver Buffalo award into sea while there is still time. ;-)
PatAll kidding aside, for myself, I actually thought about that.* I'm
going into the hospital today for an ICD implant (up to 700 volts I
understand).* It is said that one's lover can feel it (the device!) go
off (something akin to a tingle ,it is said)* Every cloud has a silver
lining y'know, and testing on that* particular rumour will resume with
vigorous and firm resolve after I get out, (hopefully tmmrw)** Cap'n
Zap aka..........Doc
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Old July 13th 09, 08:43 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Pat Flannery
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Dr.Colon Oscopy wrote:
PatAll kidding aside, for myself, I actually thought about that. I'm
going into the hospital today for an ICD implant (up to 700 volts I
understand). It is said that one's lover can feel it (the device!) go
off (something akin to a tingle ,it is said) Every cloud has a silver
lining y'know, and testing on that particular rumour will resume with
vigorous and firm resolve after I get out, (hopefully tmmrw) Cap'n
Zap aka..........Doc


Well, good luck... I'd have slaughtered a chicken first and had a look
at its innards just to be on the safe side, but that's just me.
If the heart had a lightning bolt shaped marking on it, then either the
operation is going to be a big success or Lord Valdemort had taken on
yet another cunning disguise, and you thwarted his plans.
If it helps, when quizzed on whether you would survive the operation,
The Talking Magic 8 Ball replied: "It is so."
When asked if the Shuttle would be lost during tonight's launch it
replied: "My answer is probably not."...but when asked if the Shuttle
would be lost sometime during this entire mission its reply was: "It is
definitely possible."
I still think that it would be best if Lovell were to cast the Silver
Buffalo into the sea, or at least keep it in a aquarium till the
mission is completed.
The real eye-opener though was its reply regarding the SpaceX launch;
when asked: "Will today's SpaceX launch succeed?", it replied: "You must
be joking."
I don't think even casting Elon Musk into the sea is going to help in
that case. ;-)

Pseudolus the Soothsayer
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Old July 13th 09, 08:50 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Pat Flannery
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Pat Flannery wrote:

If the heart had a lightning bolt shaped marking on it, then either
the operation is going to be a big success or Lord Valdemort had taken
on yet another cunning disguise, and you thwarted his plans.


Okay, _Voldemort_.
I don't want to get jumped by a bunch of Harry Potter fans.
Boy, but that guy is hard to keep dead. :-)

Pat
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Old July 13th 09, 12:20 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Bob Haller
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On Jul 12, 11:28�pm, Pat Flannery wrote:
Will make thirteen crew on ISS/Shuttle total.
Now scheduled to lift off on thirteenth of month again.
Lightning strikes warning from Zeus, Muse Urania seen weeping.
Gods demand sacrifice, Jim Lovell must cast Boy Scout Silver Buffalo
award into sea while there is still time. ;-)

Pat


yeah it gives one pause..........

any sort of major accident will end the program permanetely
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Old July 13th 09, 02:23 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
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On Jul 13, 7:20*am, bob haller wrote:
On Jul 12, 11:28 pm, Pat Flannery wrote:

Will make thirteen crew on ISS/Shuttle total.
Now scheduled to lift off on thirteenth of month again.
Lightning strikes warning from Zeus, Muse Urania seen weeping.
Gods demand sacrifice, Jim Lovell must cast Boy Scout Silver Buffalo
award into sea while there is still time. ;-)


Pat


yeah it gives one pause..........

any sort of major accident will end the program permanetely


Was that post necessary?
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Old July 13th 09, 02:50 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Bob Haller
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On Jul 13, 9:23�am, Me wrote:
On Jul 13, 7:20�am, bob haller wrote:

On Jul 12, 11:28 pm, Pat Flannery wrote:


Will make thirteen crew on ISS/Shuttle total.
Now scheduled to lift off on thirteenth of month again.
Lightning strikes warning from Zeus, Muse Urania seen weeping.
Gods demand sacrifice, Jim Lovell must cast Boy Scout Silver Buffalo
award into sea while there is still time. ;-)


Pat


yeah it gives one pause..........


any sort of major accident will end the program permanetely


Was that post necessary?


so do you disagree?
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Old July 13th 09, 08:08 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Pat Flannery
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Me wrote:
yeah it gives one pause..........

any sort of major accident will end the program permanetely


Was that post necessary?


Do _not_ bring the wooden horse that is the Shuttle into the city that
is the ISS, I'm warning you.
(Meanwhile, back in the cargo bay, the Al-Qaeda agents readied
themselves) :-)

Casflandra
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Old July 15th 09, 01:12 PM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Pat Flannery
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Pat Flannery wrote:

Do _not_ bring the wooden horse that is the Shuttle into the city that
is the ISS, I'm warning you.
(Meanwhile, back in the cargo bay, the Al-Qaeda agents readied
themselves) :-)


The Ides Of July have come, but not yet gone... and we all remember who
this month is named for.
It is rumored that a lion was seen near the launch pad last night with a
dead bird in its mouth, and that the shade of Wernher von Braun did
appear, wreathed in blue fire as he leaked liquid hydrogen from many wounds.
Beware, beware! ;-)

Nostraflanus
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Old July 15th 09, 01:37 PM posted to sci.space.history
Neil Gerace[_3_]
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Pat Flannery wrote:

The Ides Of July have come, but not yet gone... and we all remember who
this month is named for.


CALPURNIA
I told him, 'Julie! Don't go! It's the Ides of March, already!' but would he listen?
 




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