Autopsy Being Done on Ed Conrad's Brain .

This just in.

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By NICHOLAS SWADE
The New York Tmes

WASHINGTON, D.C, (Rueters)
-- Tthe National Academy of Sciences
are performing an autopsy on Ed Conrad's
brain to determine why it is getting so
damn close to destroying the Theory of
the Evolution/
"I know it's going to hurt," said
Conrad, from his room (Room 418) at
Hershey (Pa.) Medical Center this
morning. "But I've decided to have it done
for the sake of science.
"In any event,, the very worse thing that
can happen is that the neurosurgeons
make a mistake and I have to live out
the rest of my life as a babbling idiot."

MORE MORE MORE
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This is what the Average Joe's brain looks like
http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2...0111165229.jpg

This is what neurologists believe Ed Conrad's brain looks like
http://www.posiesplace.net/wp-conten...tetrazzini.jpg
http://www.kfc.com/menu/images/sides_mpg.jpg

For the complete article, see
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/0627/science/09ROSE.html

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OFFICIAL PROCEDURE for Autopsy of Ed Conrad's Brain

001 ocm42933313 (Conrad Brain Review)
005 20010423094822.0
040a CUT
040c CUT (Incision of Conrad's Lower Delectili)
040d SPI
040d GPO (Sample of Hair Follicle on Brain Stem)
037a 161410
037b GAO (202) 512-6000 (Voice); (202) 512-6061 (Fax)
037f paper copy (Xerox to Smithsonian)
042a pcc
043a n-us---
050a Q180.U5 (Blow Out Hot Air if Present)
050b A343
074a 0546-D (go online)
086a GA 1.13:RCED-99-17
088a GAO/RCED-99-17 (Ground section to University of
California-Berkeley, Penn Stae and University of Pennsylvania)
088a B-279928
099a GA 1.13:RCED-99-17
049a Coffee Break
110a United States.
110b General Accounting Office.
245a Federal research (Blood Sample to American Medical
Laboratories, Chantilly, Va.)
245h [microform] (Document Deep Incision on DVD_):
245b the National Academy of Sciences and the Federal Advisory
Committee Act : report to Congressional requesters /
245c United States General Accounting Office.
246a National Academy of Sciences and the Federal Advisory
Committee Act
260a Washington, D.C. (P.O. Box 37050, Washington, D.C. 20013) :
260b The Office,
260c [2007]
300a 19 p. :
300b ill. ; (Opening of Lower Cerebrum)
300c 28 cm. (Per American Medical Association game plan)
500a Cover title. (Cut and Paste copy to David Iain Greig,
talk.origins)
500a Not distributed to depository libraries in a physical form.
504a Includes bibliographical references.
500a "GAO/RCED-99-17."
500a "B-279928"--P. 1.
530a Available via Internet from the GPO Access Web site. Address
as of 4-17-01:
531)b == If surgery does not go well, post the result in
alt.obituaries..
533a Microfiche (Fax copies to President Bush, Osama bin laden) ).
533b [Washington, D.C.] :
533c U.S. General Accounting Office,
533e 1 microfiche : negative. (Utra-Sound of Ed Conrad Brain))
5337 s1999 dcun b
590a [cat:lww]
610a American Association for the Advancement of Science
610v Rules and practice.
610a National Academy of Sciences (U.S.)
610x Information services. (Press Release to Major Media)
610a United States.
610t Federal Advisory Committee Act.
650a Research institutes (Interview on Larry King Live with
Specimen)
650z United States.
650a Science and state
650z United States.
856u http://purl.access.gpo.gov/GPO*/LPS11177 (Replace Conrad's
Brain if There Was Any))
856z Adobe Acrobat Reader required
994a 01
994b GPO
990a 20-00028 -- Make sure to send Ed Conrad the bill (Really
sock it to him.)

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TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)

http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanSkull.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...sOldasCoal.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...iscoveries.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...oreFossils.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanBrain.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...estResults.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...OldestTool.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG

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