VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Lots of saucerheads and science kooks on the ballot again this month:

You seem to be one yourself, do you really think this crap
is on-topic in a science group devoted to astronomy.

plonk

George Dishman Thou half-faced very valiant
trencher-man. Thou manky death-token. Thou candle-waster. Thou stale,
putrefying frantic fool. Ye illumed and ye chirruped:

Vomit-inducing gladys with modest porcelain plumber and sour backeye
wants to meet slender pointer for venal midget tossing. Mail me at

George Dishman Thou piece of valiant dust.
Thou drunk, demonic whining mammet. Thou one relish'd of a base descent.
Thou dirty, nauseating paltry fellow. Ye ministered and ye sneered:

1,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall,
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down,
pass it around, 999,999,999,999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall,
999,999,999,999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down,
pass it around, 999,999,999,999,999,998 bottles of beer on the wall...

Hail Eris! On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:41:46 -0800, George Dishman jabbered
inanely:
"Art Deco" wrote...
Lots of saucerheads and science kooks on the ballot again this month:

You seem to be one yourself, do you really think this crap is on-topic
in a science group devoted to astronomy.

plonk

Most definitely, yes, I certainly do. There are astronomy k00ks on teh
ballot, and your lack of interest means nothing.

--
Shon'ai COOSN-029-06-71069
Butcher Knife Natalia
Chung Convict #77
No holy posting of any kind, to email.

AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html

VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: 1

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
70

"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID:

"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion, with no trace of irony in his post
MID: 4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02

"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/

"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: . com

I was busily flonking away in AUK, when The Goddess Eris Herself
suddenly made me reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed:
"George Dishman" wrote:
did i mention that i can suck the fawking chrome bell end off a trailer
hitch

yes you did dennis bishop raves about your fellatio technique at
the dik dik trailer park in swanky rosamondo calipornia
i will whip out my telescope right now and investigate uranus

all the blokes gossip about how good you are georgey they call
you deep gullet bolt the sod the fawking dogs ******** with
your big telescope pointed at uranus

Oh look, it's Stevens again, k00king-out over another target. yawn

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!! Kallisti!!! mhm 29x21; Chung Convict #78
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM,
CK, POEE, KOTHASK, GGGHD, HCNB, IAC, MWFA
COOSN-029-06-71069

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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: 1

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
70

"Andrew Chung and I have a very special connection. Have you read his
writings on Usenet? He's a Usenet missionary, just like I am. I commend
him (and all of you gentle readers) to Christ's sweet love." -- The
"amoral" Atlanta Kane, on her meds (though she swears it wasn't her) in
MID: [Andrew Chung, lentils and
gadiemen: http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=Chung]

"I did not write this. It is illegal to forget someone's email address.
The person who mocked me like this needs to be brought to justice. This
is absolutely outrageous." -- Amoral AOK, regarding the previous quote,
in MID:

I want a boyfriend who is sensitive and caring,
but they already have boyfriends.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_...y_Pretzel/join

"I hate explain $hit to tards. Especially illiterate tards." -- The
Monkey is very hard on irony meters, as in MID:
Tc4xh.657$hH2.432@trnddc02

"email is not a private form of communication." -- Dustin Cook, in
Message-ID: . com
"Dustin is FILTH in my opinion. And not for any reason other than
posting Rhonda's personal info." -- Respondant

"After the Swift Boat Veterans who served with Kerry in Vietnam claimed
that Kerry lied about his heroism, the Democrats wanted to make a
similar ad attacking Bush, but they couldn't find anyone who served with
him." -- Anonymous

"You would no longer be here if I were to stop praying for you." Andrew
B. Chung's delusions of grandeur are getting out of hand, in MID:
om

You're fighting a Spam Witch

You look into this seductive creature's eyes and feel as if she can make
your sword longer, your bank account bigger, your waist smaller, and
show you the secret habits of barnyard animals. You fight to resist her
charms . . .

She gets the jump on you.

She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she
says. Dear god, the horror. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Oof!

You lose 17 hit points. (bad spelling damage) -- The Kingdom of Loathing

George Dishman wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Lots of saucerheads and science kooks on the ballot again this month:

You seem to be one yourself, do you really think this crap
is on-topic in a science group devoted to astronomy.

plonk
plonk

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

In article ,
Art Deco wrote:

George Dishman wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Lots of saucerheads and science kooks on the ballot again this month:

You seem to be one yourself, do you really think this crap
is on-topic in a science group devoted to astronomy.

plonk
plonk
plink



--

"Yes, you're right of course, NB. And they get very useless very quickly.
I shall do my best to ignore them, as you wish." Painius

Text Medium No. 5 wrote:

Hail Eris! On Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:41:46 -0800, George Dishman jabbered
inanely:

"Art Deco" wrote...

Lots of auk's on the ballot again this month:

George Dishman
You seem to be one yourself, do you really think this crap is on-topic
in a science group devoted to astronomy?

plonk

Text Meds

Most definitely, yes, I certainly do. There are auk k00ks on teh
ballot, and my lack of any sense or manhood means nothing.


Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat

"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
coffeeboy trained deprober."

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
Art Deco wrote:


George Dishman wrote:


"Art Deco" wrote in message
.. .

Lots of auk kooks on the ballot again this month:

Dishman
You seem to be one yourself, do you really think this crap
is on-topic in a science group devoted to astronomy.


Bart Devo
plonk

Daffy Ducky
plink

Plonky Plinky the way of the clueless twin auk coffeeboys.

Coffeeboys--To err is human, to award cover it up is pure
coffeeboy---nightbat

Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat

"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
coffeeboy trained deprober."

Art Deco wrote:

"Art Deco"

George Dishman wrote:


"Art Deco" wrote in message
...

Lots of auk kooks on the ballot again this month:

Dishman
You seem to be one yourself, do you really think this crap
is on-topic in a science group devoted to astronomy.

plonk

Bart Devo
plonk
Deco
Supreme clueless Leader of the Brainwashed auk Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to award cover it up is pure coffeeboy" -- nightbat