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January 13th 07, 05:14 AM
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Where Is Major Bert?
nightbat wrote
One of my Science Officers hasn't reported in, Major Bert has not posted in a few days, anyone have any info on his duty status? please advise, the nightbat 
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January 13th 07, 10:39 AM
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Where Is Major Bert?
nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote One of my Science Officers hasn't reported in, Major Bert has not posted in a few days, anyone have any info on his duty status? please advise, the nightbat Last time I had a word with him, he was drunken your Major Bert... and he angried me when I cursed him for his language... Uhhh, I dont know if it was my curse or he is ashamed of the harse word he said while drunken to a follow knight... I felt betrayed... and maybe Gran'da'dy has send him one of the Pirate dead escorters... I hope not, since i was not So angry, to wish him dead... But I fear he is in HELL. and above Florida shined my Green Star... And Remember in Hell, there aint no BUD, why we drink it here...I tried only to warn him about this fakt and he got out of control with his words... I tell you all Joke with Warhol... But Never Joke with my Gran'da'dy... he send you to hell.
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January 13th 07, 05:45 PM
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Where Is Major Bert?
Warhol wrote:
nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote One of my Science Officers hasn't reported in, Major Bert has not posted in a few days, anyone have any info on his duty status? please advise, the nightbat Last time I had a word with him, he was drunken your Major Bert... and he angried me when I cursed him for his language... Uhhh, I dont know if it was my curse or he is ashamed of the harse word he said while drunken to a follow knight... I felt betrayed... and maybe Gran'da'dy has send him one of the Pirate dead escorters... I hope not, since i was not So angry, to wish him dead... But I fear he is in HELL. and above Florida shined my Green Star... And Remember in Hell, there aint no BUD, why we drink it here...I tried only to warn him about this fakt and he got out of control with his words... I tell you all Joke with Warhol... But Never Joke with my Gran'da'dy... he send you to hell. So did you kill him, war-fizzie?
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January 13th 07, 05:46 PM
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Where Is Major Bert?
nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote One of my Science Officers hasn't reported in, Major Bert has not posted in a few days, anyone have any info on his duty status? please advise, the nightbat qartl the gray psymailed me and said that Bert has been abducted by the evil porpoise aliens.
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January 13th 07, 08:47 PM
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Where Is Major Bert?
Art Deco wrote: Warhol wrote: nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote One of my Science Officers hasn't reported in, Major Bert has not posted in a few days, anyone have any info on his duty status? please advise, the nightbat Last time I had a word with him, he was drunken your Major Bert... and he angried me when I cursed him for his language... Uhhh, I dont know if it was my curse or he is ashamed of the harse word he said while drunken to a follow knight... I felt betrayed... and maybe Gran'da'dy has send him one of the Pirate dead escorters... I hope not, since i was not So angry, to wish him dead... But I fear he is in HELL. and above Florida shined my Green Star... And Remember in Hell, there aint no BUD, why we drink it here...I tried only to warn him about this fakt and he got out of control with his words... I tell you all Joke with Warhol... But Never Joke with my Gran'da'dy... he send you to hell. So did you kill him, war-fizzie? No, I dont use my Pirate Powers, and never I will do that... maybe was it after all the Maffia... I have no bloodmark on me.. I know Major Bert had problems with those guy's too... I think Shartlock Holmes, you should better do your investigation around those that tried to steal Major Bert savings... and if you want to know more you can ask Officer Double AA, most of time he has helping answers for students detectives... Tell me Rat, is it because you lost your Job, that you are now in the investigating bizzness?...
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January 13th 07, 08:54 PM
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Where Is Major Bert?
Warhol wrote:
Art Deco wrote: Warhol wrote: nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote One of my Science Officers hasn't reported in, Major Bert has not posted in a few days, anyone have any info on his duty status? please advise, the nightbat Last time I had a word with him, he was drunken your Major Bert... and he angried me when I cursed him for his language... Uhhh, I dont know if it was my curse or he is ashamed of the harse word he said while drunken to a follow knight... I felt betrayed... and maybe Gran'da'dy has send him one of the Pirate dead escorters... I hope not, since i was not So angry, to wish him dead... But I fear he is in HELL. and above Florida shined my Green Star... And Remember in Hell, there aint no BUD, why we drink it here...I tried only to warn him about this fakt and he got out of control with his words... I tell you all Joke with Warhol... But Never Joke with my Gran'da'dy... he send you to hell. So did you kill him, war-fizzie? No, I dont use my Pirate Powers, and never I will do that... maybe was it after all the Maffia... I have no bloodmark on me.. I know Major Bert had problems with those guy's too... I think Shartlock Holmes, you should better do your investigation around those that tried to steal Major Bert savings... and if you want to know more you can ask Officer Double AA, most of time he has helping answers for students detectives... Tell me Rat, is it because you lost your Job, that you are now in the investigating bizzness?... What is your drug of choice, war-fizzie?
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#7
January 14th 07, 03:00 AM
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Where Is Major Bert?
Art Deco wrote: Warhol wrote: Art Deco wrote: Warhol wrote: nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote One of my Science Officers hasn't reported in, Major Bert has not posted in a few days, anyone have any info on his duty status? please advise, the nightbat Last time I had a word with him, he was drunken your Major Bert... and he angried me when I cursed him for his language... Uhhh, I dont know if it was my curse or he is ashamed of the harse word he said while drunken to a follow knight... I felt betrayed... and maybe Gran'da'dy has send him one of the Pirate dead escorters... I hope not, since i was not So angry, to wish him dead... But I fear he is in HELL. and above Florida shined my Green Star... And Remember in Hell, there aint no BUD, why we drink it here...I tried only to warn him about this fakt and he got out of control with his words... I tell you all Joke with Warhol... But Never Joke with my Gran'da'dy... he send you to hell. So did you kill him, war-fizzie? No, I dont use my Pirate Powers, and never I will do that... maybe was it after all the Maffia... I have no bloodmark on me.. I know Major Bert had problems with those guy's too... I think Shartlock Holmes, you should better do your investigation around those that tried to steal Major Bert savings... and if you want to know more you can ask Officer Double AA, most of time he has helping answers for students detectives... Tell me Rat, is it because you lost your Job, that you are now in the investigating bizzness?... What is your drug of choice, war-fizzie? coffee...
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#8
January 16th 07, 12:09 AM
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Where Is Major Bert?
Major Bert reporting in. Been 83F every day,and I went to Daytona beach
to cool of and look at the bikinis. Embarq my house phone carrier shut my phone off. They did not get a check I sent.about 10 days ago No check no phone. They found the check,but still want to charge me for the interruption go figure. With the help of FCC I hope to find out who the CEO of Embarq is??? Could it be another Mafia company? For years it was Sprint. Well thanks for thinking about me. Still on my MSP diet,so I'm OK for an old bugger that will be 79 on 2/9/07 I even swam 300 feet. Water was 72F reality is I like it colder. Very few girls on the beach. Watched the Sun come up out of the water,and for those that have never seen the Sun coming up out of the ocean "you just don't know what your missing.' Bert PS If Embarq is Mafia and my phone goes dead I'm OK. Better the phone than me
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#9
January 16th 07, 02:03 AM
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Where Is Major Bert?
"Double-A" wrote in message oups.com... G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote: Major Bert reporting in. You had us wondering! Been 83F every day,and I went to Daytona beach to cool of and look at the bikinis. Embarq my house phone carrier shut my phone off. They did not get a check I sent.about 10 days ago No check no phone. They found the check,but still want to charge me for the interruption go figure. The post office has been terrible at dilivering the mail this season. One check I had coming came only after 9 days. I had to sell stuff just to survive and finally got a new check issued and FedExed ro me before the original arrived in the mail! Now they took 9 days to deliver my payment to a credit card bank, and so they charged me $50 for late and over limit fees! I've tried before to get these kinds of fees waived, and they just say "It's not our fault it got to us late. Take it up with your carrier." But what is the incentive to pay on a credit card that's already over the limit anyway, when your credit is already shot? So I think I'll just not pay them at all anymore and see how they like that! With the help of FCC I hope to find out who the CEO of Embarq is??? Could it be another Mafia company? For years it was Sprint. Well thanks for thinking about me. Still on my MSP diet,so I'm OK for an old bugger that will be 79 on 2/9/07 I even swam 300 feet. Water was 72F reality is I like it colder. Very few girls on the beach. Watched the Sun come up out of the water,and for those that have never seen the Sun coming up out of the ocean "you just don't know what your missing.' Bert PS If Embarq is Mafia and my phone goes dead I'm OK. Better the phone than me You can get a cell phone for $14.95 nowadays plus prepaid time. No credit check, and anonymous. But if you cannot post without a phone line, that's not cool. Or does WebTV use a cable modem, or can it? Double-A Most Cable-TV companies will allow you to get on the internet (broadband) without a telephone line. I wouldn't pay them either (the credit card company) and tell them "It's not my fault that you gave a credit card to me". Hi, Bert, glad you're safe! C.H.J.
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#10
January 16th 07, 02:37 AM
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Where Is Major Bert?
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote: Major Bert reporting in. You had us wondering! Been 83F every day,and I went to Daytona beach to cool of and look at the bikinis. Embarq my house phone carrier shut my phone off. They did not get a check I sent.about 10 days ago No check no phone. They found the check,but still want to charge me for the interruption go figure. The post office has been terrible at dilivering the mail this season. One check I had coming came only after 9 days. I had to sell stuff just to survive and finally got a new check issued and FedExed ro me before the original arrived in the mail! Now they took 9 days to deliver my payment to a credit card bank, and so they charged me $50 for late and over limit fees! I've tried before to get these kinds of fees waived, and they just say "It's not our fault it got to us late. Take it up with your carrier." But what is the incentive to pay on a credit card that's already over the limit anyway, when your credit is already shot? So I think I'll just not pay them at all anymore and see how they like that! With the help of FCC I hope to find out who the CEO of Embarq is??? Could it be another Mafia company? For years it was Sprint. Well thanks for thinking about me. Still on my MSP diet,so I'm OK for an old bugger that will be 79 on 2/9/07 I even swam 300 feet. Water was 72F reality is I like it colder. Very few girls on the beach. Watched the Sun come up out of the water,and for those that have never seen the Sun coming up out of the ocean "you just don't know what your missing.' Bert PS If Embarq is Mafia and my phone goes dead I'm OK. Better the phone than me You can get a cell phone for $14.95 nowadays plus prepaid time. No credit check, and anonymous. But if you cannot post without a phone line, that's not cool. Or does WebTV use a cable modem, or can it? Double-A
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