Now Coffee Boys Now Have A Good Excuse Not To Change Their Underwear

nightbat wrote

Well scientist's have gone and done it, made crusty
underwear fashionable, oh mercy! Just when we suit the coffeeboys up in
clean Bell Boy sharp gold button up Starship duty red uniforms, the
mainstream develops reusable self-cleaning underwear, oh no! Talk about
silliness, remember how your mother tried getting those gray overused
jocks away from you, now you can keep them tracks and all on, and on,
and on, oh heaven sakes no! Come on, more science gone wild, enough
already, pass the ships laundry cleaned or newly issued T-shirts and
jocks, please.

See:
http://www.livescience.com/scienceof...anofabric.html

ponder on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Well scientist's have gone and done it, made crusty
underwear fashionable, oh mercy! Just when we suit the coffeeboys up in
clean Bell Boy sharp gold button up Starship duty red uniforms, the
mainstream develops reusable self-cleaning underwear, oh no! Talk about
silliness, remember how your mother tried getting those gray overused
jocks away from you, now you can keep them tracks and all on, and on,
and on, oh heaven sakes no! Come on, more science gone wild, enough
already, pass the ships laundry cleaned or newly issued T-shirts and
jocks, please.

See:
http://www.livescience.com/scienceof...anofabric.html

ponder on,
the nightbat


I thought the official coffee boy uniform underwear was Depends?

Double-A

"Phineas T Puddleduck" wrote in message
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In article .com,
"Double-A" wrote:

I thought the official coffee boy uniform underwear was Depends?

Double-A

Another nugget of wisdom squeezed from the anus of frootbat gratefully
received by AA.


Pay no attention to my butt poking forward, it is expanding.
Author--Phoney-ass Deco-Duck

In article .com,
"Double-A" wrote:

I thought the official coffee boy uniform underwear was Depends?

Double-A

Another nugget of wisdom squeezed from the anus of frootbat gratefully
received by AA.

--
Saucerhead lingo #137

"(we) whupped yer incredible arse bigtime" = "we were asked a lot of
unanswerable questions we decided to avoid answering and kept repeating the
same old discredited nonsense".

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Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Well scientist's have gone and done it, made crusty
underwear fashionable, oh mercy! Just when we suit the coffeeboys up in
clean Bell Boy sharp gold button up Starship duty red uniforms, the
mainstream develops reusable self-cleaning underwear, oh no! Talk about
silliness, remember how your mother tried getting those gray overused
jocks away from you, now you can keep them tracks and all on, and on,
and on, oh heaven sakes no! Come on, more science gone wild, enough
already, pass the ships laundry cleaned or newly issued T-shirts and
jocks, please.

See:
http://www.livescience.com/scienceof...anofabric.html

ponder on,
the nightbat



Commander Double-A

I thought the official coffee boy uniform underwear was Depends?

Double-A


nightbat

Correct Commander but now even diaper throwaways will be a
thing of the past if nano science gets its way, oh mercy! No, no, I
won't have it on the Sean Starships, holy Mackerel! Enough is enough
silliness already, who cares for odor stopping bacteria it's the thought
of turds in space coffee serving bottoms that I won't duty permit, oh
the humanity!

carry on,
the nightbat

"nightbat" wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Well scientist's have gone and done it, made crusty
underwear fashionable, oh mercy! Just when we suit the coffeeboys up in
clean Bell Boy sharp gold button up Starship duty red uniforms, the
mainstream develops reusable self-cleaning underwear, oh no! Talk about
silliness, remember how your mother tried getting those gray overused
jocks away from you, now you can keep them tracks and all on, and on,
and on, oh heaven sakes no! Come on, more science gone wild, enough
already, pass the ships laundry cleaned or newly issued T-shirts and
jocks, please.

See:
http://www.livescience.com/scienceof...anofabric.html

ponder on,
the nightbat



Commander Double-A

I thought the official coffee boy uniform underwear was Depends?

Double-A


nightbat

Correct Commander but now even diaper throwaways will be a thing
of the past if nano science gets its way, oh mercy! No, no, I won't have
it on the Sean Starships, holy Mackerel! Enough is enough silliness
already, who cares for odor stopping bacteria it's the thought of turds in
space coffee serving bottoms that I won't duty permit, oh the humanity!

carry on,
the nightbat


It is worse than that, I'm afraid Sir. Sure, the underwear may be
self-cleaning, and no turd may be able to stick to the nano-fibers, that is
true. But that begs the question of where, exactly, all those coffee boy
created mocha-crappuccino feces will wind up? It is said of the ancient
Mongol hordes of Genghis Khan that they never bathed, nor changed out of
their clothes. They would just put on more as the ones inside rotted off.
Now, picture a coffee boy walking down the immaculately cleaned corridor of
a Sean Starship, trailing a fine dark powdery sprinkling of sloughed off
crap behind him? Would any Sean stand for it? Could the now overworked
environmental control system be able to keep up with the huge levels of ****
put into the air by the filthy-assed coffee boys as they walk and expel
their poop over everything clean and holy? NO way. Pros would airlock expel
the whole gaggle of sot-drenched bums.

Besides, who would accept a cup of coffee from the dirty hand of a coffee
boy under such circumstances? Not I. No way. So, these new fangled poop
eating garments must be banned forthwith.

Greysky

nightbat wrote

greysky wrote:

"nightbat" wrote in message
...

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:


nightbat wrote

Well scientist's have gone and done it, made crusty
underwear fashionable, oh mercy! Just when we suit the coffeeboys up in
clean Bell Boy sharp gold button up Starship duty red uniforms, the
mainstream develops reusable self-cleaning underwear, oh no! Talk about
silliness, remember how your mother tried getting those gray overused
jocks away from you, now you can keep them tracks and all on, and on,
and on, oh heaven sakes no! Come on, more science gone wild, enough
already, pass the ships laundry cleaned or newly issued T-shirts and
jocks, please.

See:
http://www.livescience.com/scienceof...anofabric.html

ponder on,
the nightbat



Commander Double-A

I thought the official coffee boy uniform underwear was Depends?

Double-A


nightbat

Correct Commander but now even diaper throwaways will be a thing
of the past if nano science gets its way, oh mercy! No, no, I won't have
it on the Sean Starships, holy Mackerel! Enough is enough silliness
already, who cares for odor stopping bacteria it's the thought of turds in
space coffee serving bottoms that I won't duty permit, oh the humanity!

carry on,
the nightbat


Captain Greysky

It is worse than that, I'm afraid Sir. Sure, the underwear may be
self-cleaning, and no turd may be able to stick to the nano-fibers, that is
true. But that begs the question of where, exactly, all those coffee boy
created mocha-crappuccino feces will wind up? It is said of the ancient
Mongol hordes of Genghis Khan that they never bathed, nor changed out of
their clothes. They would just put on more as the ones inside rotted off.
Now, picture a coffee boy walking down the immaculately cleaned corridor of
a Sean Starship, trailing a fine dark powdery sprinkling of sloughed off
crap behind him? Would any Sean stand for it? Could the now overworked
environmental control system be able to keep up with the huge levels of ****
put into the air by the filthy-assed coffee boys as they walk and expel
their poop over everything clean and holy? NO way. Pros would airlock expel
the whole gaggle of sot-drenched bums.

nightbat

Hmmmm, open Starship airlock throw away coffee boys, not bad if
they don't want to change their diapers, I see.

Captain Greysky
Besides, who would accept a cup of coffee from the dirty hand of a coffee
boy under such circumstances? Not I. No way. So, these new fangled poop
eating garments must be banned forthwith.

Greysky

nightbat

I am in complete agreement Captain Greysky, duly logged. Nano
science fabric odor killing poop eating garments hereby banned from all
incoming Sean immaculate clean advanced Starships. We paid Nasa foam and
glue shuttle millions of dollars plus for those zero gravity space
toilets for a reason, sheessse!

carry on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

greysky wrote:

"nightbat" wrote in message
...

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:


nightbat wrote

Well scientist's have gone and done it, made crusty
underwear fashionable, oh mercy! Just when we suit the coffeeboys up in
clean Bell Boy sharp gold button up Starship duty red uniforms, the
mainstream develops reusable self-cleaning underwear, oh no! Talk about
silliness, remember how your mother tried getting those gray overused
jocks away from you, now you can keep them tracks and all on, and on,
and on, oh heaven sakes no! Come on, more science gone wild, enough
already, pass the ships laundry cleaned or newly issued T-shirts and
jocks, please.

See:
http://www.livescience.com/scienceof...anofabric.html

ponder on,
the nightbat



Commander Double-A

I thought the official coffee boy uniform underwear was Depends?

Double-A


nightbat

Correct Commander but now even diaper throwaways will be a thing
of the past if nano science gets its way, oh mercy! No, no, I won't have
it on the Sean Starships, holy Mackerel! Enough is enough silliness
already, who cares for odor stopping bacteria it's the thought of turds in
space coffee serving bottoms that I won't duty permit, oh the humanity!

carry on,
the nightbat


Captain Greysky

It is worse than that, I'm afraid Sir. Sure, the underwear may be
self-cleaning, and no turd may be able to stick to the nano-fibers, that is
true. But that begs the question of where, exactly, all those coffee boy
created mocha-crappuccino feces will wind up? It is said of the ancient
Mongol hordes of Genghis Khan that they never bathed, nor changed out of
their clothes. They would just put on more as the ones inside rotted off.
Now, picture a coffee boy walking down the immaculately cleaned corridor of
a Sean Starship, trailing a fine dark powdery sprinkling of sloughed off
crap behind him? Would any Sean stand for it? Could the now overworked
environmental control system be able to keep up with the huge levels of ****
put into the air by the filthy-assed coffee boys as they walk and expel
their poop over everything clean and holy? NO way. Pros would airlock expel
the whole gaggle of sot-drenched bums.

nightbat

Hmmmm, open Starship airlock throw away coffee boys, not bad if
they don't want to change their diapers, I see.

Captain Greysky
Besides, who would accept a cup of coffee from the dirty hand of a coffee
boy under such circumstances? Not I. No way. So, these new fangled poop
eating garments must be banned forthwith.

Greysky

nightbat

I am in complete agreement Captain Greysky, duly logged. Nano
science fabric odor killing poop eating garments hereby banned from all
incoming Sean immaculate clean advanced Starships. We paid Nasa foam and
glue shuttle millions of dollars plus for those zero gravity space
toilets for a reason, sheessse!

carry on,
the nightbat

Wow, the saucerheads have mastered the art of urine and scat lames.

In article ,
Art Deco wrote:

carry on,
the nightbat

Wow, the saucerheads have mastered the art of urine and scat lames.

At some stage these saucerheads must be eligible for some sort of award
for sheer bloodymindedness. How can anyone with any sense whatsoever buy
into the retarded 60's sci fi that is nightbat?

Its like Heavens Gate minus any credibility whatsoever ;-)

--
Saucerhead lingo #137

"(we) whupped yer incredible arse bigtime" = "we were asked a lot of
unanswerable questions we decided to avoid answering and kept repeating the
same old discredited nonsense".

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
Art Deco wrote:

carry on,
the nightbat

Wow, the saucerheads have mastered the art of urine and scat lames.

At some stage these saucerheads must be eligible for some sort of award
for sheer bloodymindedness. How can anyone with any sense whatsoever buy
into the retarded 60's sci fi that is nightbat?

Its like Heavens Gate minus any credibility whatsoever ;-)

They are one of only two newsgroups to win Kook of the Month as a
whole, the other being the soc.men funhouse. At least they haven't
advanced to the Kool-Aid stage, though.

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