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Dubya excitedly runs into Dick Cheney's office to tell the vice preznit
about the great idea he just had. "We gotta do somethin' that no other administration, and no other country has ever done! We're gonna send the first astronauts to the SUN!" "But Mr. President," Cheney explains, "with all due respect, we will lose the astronauts. They will be burned by the intense solar heat." Dubya was ready with his reply: "I already got that figured out, Dicky boy! We're gonna land there at NIGHT!" |
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004, Cesareo wrote:
Dubya excitedly runs into Dick Cheney's office to tell the vice preznit about the great idea he just had. "We gotta do somethin' that no other administration, and no other country has ever done! We're gonna send the first astronauts to the SUN!" "But Mr. President," Cheney explains, "with all due respect, we will lose the astronauts. They will be burned by the intense solar heat." Dubya was ready with his reply: "I already got that figured out, Dicky boy! We're gonna land there at NIGHT!" Yaahh!!! Bush and pet Jew dick are going to ... the sun tonight? Will it be broadcast live? |
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![]() "William Elliot" wrote in message ... On Tue, 20 Jan 2004, Cesareo wrote: Yaahh!!! Bush and pet Jew dick are going to ... the sun tonight? Will it be broadcast live? A google search on Methodist Zionism fundamentalism lead to an interesting article by Elaine Bolitho in *The Methodist Church* of New Zealand entitled "Fundamentalists threaten secular society". I liked the following: It is easy for us to see Islamic fundamentalism as a danger to humanity. Less obvious is the danger of Christian fundamentalism in the world's most powerful nation. An estimated 30 percent of Americans hold Christian fundamentalist views, and their leaders influence President Bush. Christian fundamentalists do not need to resort to terrorism, their nation wages war for them. http://www.methodist.org.nz/index.cf...Fundamentalism |
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William Elliot wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jan 2004, Cesareo wrote: Dubya excitedly runs into Dick Cheney's office to tell the vice preznit about the great idea he just had. "We gotta do somethin' that no other administration, and no other country has ever done! We're gonna send the first astronauts to the SUN!" "But Mr. President," Cheney explains, "with all due respect, we will lose the astronauts. They will be burned by the intense solar heat." Dubya was ready with his reply: "I already got that figured out, Dicky boy! We're gonna land there at NIGHT!" Yaahh!!! Bush and pet Jew dick are going to ... the sun tonight? Will it be broadcast live? Only if you go as well. Interesting how recently there has been an increase in unfunny anti-Jewish clods trying to get in on the Bush-bashing. One wouldn't think there's a bit of deliberate poisoning going on, no? To give the impression that opposing Bush is equivalent to anti-Semitism? Nahhh. Now let's talk about the Sun, since I owe this newsgrope several on-topic posts. 1) If we are going to venture out into the solar system one way or the other, would it be wise to invest in a network of satellites that can monitor the conditions in different areas? I find the possibility of a grid that can see the effects of outbursts throught the inner solar system interesting in its own right, and important to the health of space explorers. Can a continuous "picture" be formed from existing probes in orbit around the Sun? 2) What are the most promising methods of shielding humans from these hazards enroute? What about on the Martian surface? 3) Any wild ideas out there, such as my poorly thought-out fantasy of mimicking the Earth's atmosphere by emitting a temporary cloud of shielding gas and particles toward the incoming solar stream? (I hereby solemnly name it the "I fart in your general direction" method.) Corry -- It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries. http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net |
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004, wlhaught wrote:
A google search on Methodist Zionism fundamentalism lead to an interesting article by Elaine Bolitho in *The Methodist Church* of New Zealand entitled "Fundamentalists threaten secular society". I liked the following: It is easy for us to see Islamic fundamentalism as a danger to humanity. Less obvious is the danger of Christian fundamentalism in the world's most powerful nation. An estimated 30 percent of Americans hold Christian fundamentalist views, and their leaders influence President Bush. Christian fundamentalists do not need to resort to terrorism, their nation wages war for them. http://www.methodist.org.nz/index.cf...Fundamentalism Maybe you're right. Bombing of clinics and killing of doctors is recogized as Christian terrorism. Now I ask you, why is Christian terrorism dismissed instead of being acknowledged as terrorism? The real terrorists are those who ardently strive to tear up the bill rights. There is violent terrorism and there is quite terrorism. Violent terrorism kills you with a bomb blast. Quite terrorism slowly kills you by taking your resources and liberties away until you perish of starvation, lack of medical care, homelessness. It's a terrorism of a thousand small cuts. Of budget cuts, of wage cuts, of cuts in medical and retirement benefits, of cuts in workplace saftey, of cuts in enforcement of corporate fraud, of cuts in enforcement of honest elections. |
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Unclaimed Mysteries (theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysterie s.net) wrote:
: William Elliot wrote: : On Tue, 20 Jan 2004, Cesareo wrote: : : : Dubya excitedly runs into Dick Cheney's office to tell the vice preznit : about the great idea he just had. "We gotta do somethin' that no other : administration, and no other country has ever done! We're gonna send the : first astronauts to the SUN!" : "But Mr. President," Cheney explains, "with all due respect, we will lose : the astronauts. They will be burned by the intense solar heat." : Dubya was ready with his reply: "I already got that figured out, Dicky boy! : We're gonna land there at NIGHT!" : : : Yaahh!!! Bush and pet Jew dick are going to ... : the sun tonight? Will it be broadcast live? : Only if you go as well. : Interesting how recently there has been an increase in unfunny : anti-Jewish clods trying to get in on the Bush-bashing. One wouldn't : think there's a bit of deliberate poisoning going on, no? To give the : impression that opposing Bush is equivalent to anti-Semitism? Nahhh. Interesting analysis. : Now let's talk about the Sun, since I owe this newsgrope several : on-topic posts. Newsgrope? IS that an Arnold moment? Schwarzeneggerarian slip? : 1) If we are going to venture out into the solar system one way or the : other, would it be wise to invest in a network of satellites that can : monitor the conditions in different areas? I find the possibility of a : grid that can see the effects of outbursts throught the inner solar : system interesting in its own right, and important to the health of : space explorers. Can a continuous "picture" be formed from existing : probes in orbit around the Sun? They tried that for instant replay in football and it didn't work. I don't know about space, though. : 2) What are the most promising methods of shielding humans from these : hazards enroute? What about on the Martian surface? Spacesuit. : 3) Any wild ideas out there, such as my poorly thought-out fantasy of : mimicking the Earth's atmosphere by emitting a temporary cloud of : shielding gas and particles toward the incoming solar stream? (I hereby : solemnly name it the "I fart in your general direction" method.) I think the fishbowl analogy would suffice better. Undoubtedly less offensive as well. Eric : Corry : -- : It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries. : http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net |
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