Bagpipes with orchestra

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On Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:39:49 +0545,
"Kadaitcha
Man"

wrote:

Art Deco , the rag and
bone
man,
snickered:
On Sat, 28 Oct 2006 19:33:22 +0545,
"Kadaitcha
Man"7


wrote:

Art Deco , the
half-length
boatman,
wallowed:
On Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:39:09 GMT, Demon
Lord
of
Confusion
wrote:

On Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:27:42 -0400, ah
attempted
to
confuse
the
issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
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ah
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the
issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 23 Oct 2006 15:23:08
+0000,
Phil
Kyle
attempted
to
confuse the issue further by
squeaking:
Demon Lord of Confusion verbally
sodomised:
On Sun, 22 Oct 2006
21:16:04 -0400,
ah
attempted
to
confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised:
Demon Lord of Confusion
wrote:
On Sat, 21 Oct 2006
21:06:27 -0400,
ah
attempted
to
confuse the issue further by
squeaking:
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised:
honestjohn wrote:
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The God of Odd
Statements
wrote:
On Wed, 18 Oct 2006
16:10:21
+0000,
Phil
Kyle
did
most oddly state:
"Real Friendly
Neibourhood
Vote
Ranger"
verbally
sodomised:
"The Demon Prince of
Absurdity"
wrote...
On Wed, 18 Oct 2006
05:06:33
+0000,
Borzoi
did
the cha-cha, and
screamed:
"Bill Rodgers"
wrote:
"Joe Mc Lutz"
wrote...
In reply of
"Bill
Rodgers"'s
message
dated
Mon, 16 Oct 2006
16:01:54 -0400:

Sorry McKlutz,
I
can't
understand
you
with
that huge penis
in
your
mouth.

...Huge penis?
Surely
not
yours...


Of course not
mine,
I'm
not a
gay
pervert
like
you.

Is this
appropriate?

This is usenet. If
you
want
propriety,
try
the
mod groups. The
moderated
web
boards
would
probably suit you
better,
though,
if
you're
really serious.

Do you really want
to
be
in
insubordination
to
my
authority?

Speaking of Bagpipes,
did
anyone
see
Garth
Marenghi's Scotch
Mist?

I just want to know
when
the
discussion
of
what
True Scotsmen do and
don't
do, etc., begins.

*sound of clock
ticking*

Hi Andrew, loaded-up on

Viagra
again
tonight?

Shuttup.

No, you Shuttup.

No, you Shuttup.

No, you Shuttup.

NO, YOU SHUTTUP.

NO, YOU SHUTTUP.

NO, YOU SHUTTUP.

NO, YOU SHUTTUP.

NO, YOU SHUTTUP.

NO, YOU SHUTTUP.

NO, YOU SHUTTUP.

NO, YOU SHUTTUP.

NO, YOU SHUTTUP.

NO, YOU SHUTTUP.

SHUT THE **** UP, BRUCE.

LMAO

Yo, K-man! Whassup bro?

Nowt. I was expressing exceedingly great
mirth
at
your
cascade
****.

Join in, bro, why dontcha? Diversity is
encouraged!

Carl, the Grand Wizzard is going to ****!!

Shhhhh. Not so loud, ozrakboi. It's a trap.

OK, I'm going to be quiet and Hunker-down and
wait,
good
luck
huntin!

Don't forget the rope.

I keep a new rope in the tool box in the back of my
pick-em-up
truck
at
all
times. You just can never tell when you'll catch
old
Colorado
Carl
hiding
behind a bush, ready to attack and molest a young
lad.

If you do catch him, tie the rope round one leg and
tie
the
other
end
to the truck. Then take him for a ride, Texas-style!

Plan A was going to be feed him to the hogs, but that
would
be
like
poisoning the hogs. Dragging him would just spread his
VD
infested
blood
all over the highways, so just a simple lynching would
suffice.
What
da
ya
thank, Carl?

I always prefer the simple solutions. The rope it is,
then!

Agreed! Start beating the bushes for a "pedo" with a huge
white
San
Francisco style mustache.

Dressed in leather pants with exposed cheeks, no doubt!

That's him!

And a peaked leather cap!

Are you looking at a copy of his "Mug-shor"?

Not with any degree of urgency!

There had to be extentions on either side of the Mug-Shot to
accommodate
the
Huge White San Francisco style mustache!

Landscape not portrait. That's the technical solution, ozrakboi!

Them deputies out there in Colorado ain't the sharpest pencils in the
cigar
box, elseways they'd have old Colorado Carl locked-up in the "Pokey"
for
life and shave that jizz-filled huge white San Francisco style
mustache
off,
as it is a public safety bio-hazard.

His own personal glory hole in the ozone layer!

Stephen King is writing a new book about an elderly pervert that has tiny
space aliens living in his huge white San Francisco style mustache and
they
jump out and attach themselves to young boy's privates in the City Park
at
night (don't ask me how) and take over their bodies and form a group of
space zombies here on planet Earth. I can't wait to read the ending of
the
book!

Would these space aliens have come from Uranus, ozrakboi?

Not me, but I ain't sure about my neighbor Melvin Ray Hummer. You see, he
was abducted last year and "probed". He's been acting strangly ever since,
he even growed a mustache. Damn, that's a sign! Carl, if I see a car with
Colorado plates on it, I'm going to "blast" first and ask questions later!
I bet Melvin Ray's been molesting my ****in hogs!


Sounds more like something Bruce would do!