Space-Time Condominium

The fabric of the SPACE-TIME CONDOMINIUM is the fabric that holds the basic
Hyper-Stuff of the Space-Time Condominium together. It is different from
Clueless Isotopes, doGoned Multitopes and vast amounts of Duct Tape which
are more representative of adhesives than fabric. All of the foregoing are
vital to the functioning of the Space-Time, particularly within the confines
of the enigmatic Condominium. It's usually very solid, almost like cotton,
but like any fabric it tears on occasion. When it tears, really, really bad
things like BeeertBrain, Hillary Clinton and the movie Gigli happen.

No one fully understands it yet, but scientists claim they have rooms full
of one-eyed Jacks and Relativity Mongers diligently laboring to solve the
mysteries that Space-Time holds, particularly within the confines of its
self-imposed Condominium.