Merry Xmas, Ed Conrad kOOk

"Ed Conrad" farted coal dust until the windows
turned
black and then got out his crayons and childishly scribbled in:
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If pseudos' noses would glow
Like Santa's Rudolph, you know
Whenever they're telling a lie
It might put an end to the flow
Of ALL the hot air they blow
And Truth might start flyin' high


Poor old Ed, you pretentious old fool,
we think you suck, but you think you're so cool,
with photos of black objects, you bare your soul,
telling us you found them buried in veins of coal,
but I see what I see, and you see what you must,
because your brain engulfed in that ole coal dust.

Science laid claim to Darwin's evolution,
however, old Ed wants to start a revolution,
with pictures of crap next to a pack of smokes,
me thinks you had a few too many tokes.
We're getting tired of reading that same old gas,
for its origin is clearly your run-amok ****ing ass.

You don't have a platform, no proof and no fact,
your rhetoric is but a desperate fool's act,
you whine and you bitch, you **** and you moan,
but everyone says "leave that dip**** alone";
We think you are crazy, a stark raving nut,
a loop-de-loop loony, a pain in the butt.