Nominations so far for Civility Awards

Nominations so far for Civility Awards

These are ALL nominations (no filtering has or will be done)
for the Civility Awards that I've received so far. There's
still plenty of time to nominate others. Votes for write-ins
and "none of the above" will also be accepted. Nominations
or votes that I can't find or are submitted after the first
midnight GMT of 14 September cannot be accepted.

Smartest Man in the Universe
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Tony Blair
HVAC
Lucifer
The "saucerheads"

Handsomest Man on the Planet
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Tony Blair
HVAC
Lucifer
The "saucerheads"

Novel Idea of the Month
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Not the Mad Inventor
Lucifer
The "saucerheads"

Most Helpful Answer to a Question
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HVAC:
How much dick do you suck per day?
On average.

Lucifer:
No quote provided

The "saucerheads":
No quote provided

Courageous Hero of the Month
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Tony Blair
HVAC
Lucifer
The "saucerheads"

Flamewar Diffusing Award
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HVAC
Lucifer
The "saucerheads"

Inspiring Quote of the Month
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Au (satire of Tony Blair):
It is right that all children (except celebrities and politicians), should
be on a Nazi database, to help paedophiles find their next victims, and for
New Liebour to make sure the children grow up to vote "the right way."

Tom Lowry:
Martin Shacklefiord , who has indeed given us , over the years ,
some pretty tasty tid bits of post-mortem mayham , interchangable words
and in general a CT circus atmosphere , whose ambiance has been
variously described , by fellow poster's here , as being equal to a
snoring cow in a pasture , who had been filled with a terrible resolve
to evacuate his bowels , immediately if not sooner !

HVAC:
How much dick do you suck per day?
On average.

Lucifer:
No quote provided

The "saucerheads":
No quote provided

Best Signature
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Tony Blair

HVAC:
--
"Twonky can't count to ten without ****ing it up" -TimK Of course

Son of Discord:
"Son of Discord"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
" . . The bible is crap, people who believe it
are idiots, and blasphemy is a victimless
crime because the whole fetid pile of
christianic mythology is a ficticious crock of ****."
-Stix, undefeated former Warlord of the BAAWA
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The "saucerheads"

Most Accurate Information
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Au (satire of Tony Blair):
I am not leaving #10, my MP's are spineless wimps, they will never oust me
from office like Thatcher.

HVAC
Lucifer
The "saucerheads"

Other Awards
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These are awards that have been suggested by other posters.
They are not necessarily endorsed by the United Front.
Voting for each of these will be yes/no unless someone
suggests an alternate candidate for the award.

best suicide post-it note

lambeador motht modetht in victory

to congress for succeeding in living three minutes on the minimum wage

to the world's simplest alphabet -- two way penograms

the world's most mismatched nostrils, often likened to a missile silo and
that big pore on your aunt's left cheek.

the healthest cereal in existence -- composed of sixty-five high grain
fibers and comes with a free Depends.

the works worst hairlball coughed up by politics -- missionaries on mars.

Efro Efrop from Freemont, Kentucky, who figured out Jean Paul Sartre was a
figment of Pinkie Lee's imagination years before Albert Camus.

Happy McKneel, a stripper so dedidicated she cause a vomit flood
while giving birth to twins during a pole dance.

"2 limes and a banana" nominated himself because:
I have the most curliest cock. You should
see it. In the old times I used to whip it out and cast it across the
river while fish jumped at it and took bites; but I realed it in. Oh
God yes I did. While semening as it goes in the great sky what can I
say?

Dumbest man in the Universe: Bush

Ugliest man on the Planet: Bush

Stupidest Idea of the month: By Bush: more power for USA, less power
for arabs

Least helpful: Bush

Biggest chicken: Bush

Skinhead award: Bush

Worst signatu Gregory Brush

Least accurate information: again, the supremacist who wishes to erect
iraq as the ideal arab
nation for all arab countries, for all arab people, their regime
hitler, bush.

-- Nth Complexity --
-- Have A Nice Day! --
"However, these criteria, admirable as they are, are insufficient
for a *liberatory* postmodern science: they liberate human beings
from the tyranny of 'absolute truth' and 'objective reality', but
not necessarily from the tyranny of other human beings. In Andrew
Ross' words, we need a science 'that will be publicly answerable
and of some service to progressive interests.'" -- A.D.S.





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